"Have killed in many ways - gunfire, knives, explosives, once with farming equipment."
Spartan A291
about 14 years ago
I loled at the fact that I was immediately able to hear Mordin's voice in my head when I read this.
Mordin = win.
#34
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52951]@DSSCRA[/url]
Just look up Shepard on pahael.
TheMaskedMan
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52951]@DSSCRA[/url]:
Don't have a link but I do have the comic on my Hard drive.
Give me your e-mail if you want me to send it to ya.
The very notion of FutaShepard has probably led people to a lot of fucked up fantasies. Don't look at me like that, you know you thought about it at least once.
jso
about 14 years ago
finally a comic that isn't about world of shitfuck or pokemon
DSSCRA
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52950]@TheMaskedMan[/url] link plz
TheMaskedMan
about 14 years ago
This reminds me of that comic I read where everyone stages an inverention for Shepard because she was posting explicit fan fiction of about her crew on usenet.
She was even writing about the elcor.
'Repulsed: I do not wish for these stories to become reality.'
StarPilot
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52934]@ILikePie[/url]: Not much of a combo breaker if it took you 3 hours to pull it off.
Wow. I guess Blasto really does have a lover in every port.
Flamerider
about 14 years ago
Took me until right just now to get the joke.
You're leaning on some pretty dangerous territory here you know.
anon
about 14 years ago
look at all these retards with their "mine" bs
Snotful
about 14 years ago
I...you...why...bu...lemon curry
Chaos
about 14 years ago
JO WHY ISN'T THIS STUFF ON PAHEAL YET
Lien
about 14 years ago
So... does she still has a penis?
Steelteeth13
about 14 years ago
Tencale rape, everywhere tencale rape
Wraith
about 14 years ago
Game Dealer:
Those asari-hanar porn games in Shin Akiba, are really nasty
Platypus
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52897]@Davtwan[/url],
"We are are not disturbed, we are attempting to emulate Sheperd Commander," says Legion.
Platypus
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52871]@AckAckAck[/url],
Well then you need to go read the archived comic I linked. As Miranda said, "upgrades".
Cyclone Duke
about 14 years ago
Chick's into some kinky stuff.
someone
about 14 years ago
Mordin looks rather pale
Davtwan
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52896]@Davtwan[/url]: he*
I, however, have problems remembering gender. Derp.
Davtwan
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52855]@Somefag[/url]: A lot of the other people got the joke just fine (although some may be distrubed). I don't think she has a problem "getting the joke across" at all. :|
Dt
about 14 years ago
Yay, ME! Now let's get to the action! And it's not deviant, it's human!
AJ
about 14 years ago
Live long and impregnate.
Cirno
about 14 years ago
Rape eye'm pleasesese
MDude
about 14 years ago
I like to think he's just there to help catch all the fish, since having several long, dangly arms would probably help a lot, and she's watching him like that because hanar are so shiny and colorful.
TrollShark
about 14 years ago
I approve this message
Numbnuts
about 14 years ago
Ah its just a big stupid jellyfish anyway.
Tentacle Monster
about 14 years ago
that creature looked so sensitive...
Steiners
about 14 years ago
You still doin commissions Jo?
Ambassador
about 14 years ago
There's something wrong about ol' Engie's eyes here.
Salem5
about 14 years ago
Dont go there...
Francis Kitt
about 14 years ago
Now we know HOW scale-itch got on the Normandy.
Kast
about 14 years ago
Eh, Mordin's too cool to rain on FemShep's parade - he'd recommend a cream or something and comment on the best way to proposition a squid.
CoolJellyfish2542
about 14 years ago
This one wishes not to participate in alien mating rites. But if you want religious pamphlets it can hook you up! Yo!
AckAckAck
about 14 years ago
@ Platypus
I know that term and I don't want to google that, so this Shephard is a fu... aw maaaan.
SRG
about 14 years ago
Is that some type of inverted Ocarina?
Kolovsky
about 14 years ago
Why do you play a woman? ( if your a women in real life I have no problem)
Merc
about 14 years ago
Oh Femshep. You are hilarious. :D
[url=#user_comment_52855]
@Somefag[/url]: Tentacle porn. LOOK IT UP.
Platypus
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52855]@Somefag[/url], here I'll let the good doctor explain...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li4R1Nwh2NY
Osmigos
about 14 years ago
Correction: To boldly go where many, MANY Japanese schoolgirls have gone before.
Somefag
about 14 years ago
...I still don't get it.
You really have problems getting the joke across sometimes.
Platypus
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52842]@AckAckAck[/url], as to what Cirno and Six were talking about...
Futa(nari), look it up and see
http://nerfnow.com/comic/243
for how it applies.
A Bag of Opinions
about 14 years ago
Who's up for some calamari!
Mac
about 14 years ago
Suddenly, tentacles. Long and sticky.
Ama
about 14 years ago
Why is Mordin like, completely pale-white in this comic?
Just curious. He's usually kind of red/tan/pinkish. Dunno what the color would be called.
AckAckAck
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52835]@TerpDerp[/url]
........
[url=#user_comment_52841]
@lulzfish[/url]
Ok, Now I understand! thanks both of you!
Well Shephard, you naughty naughty girl, come to my room, now!
lulzfish
about 14 years ago
At first, I thought the squid was clobbering him in the face.
Then I realized it was just passing, and she was ogling it.
Then I serioused.
crit
about 14 years ago
profile needs work.
otherwise, your girls are cutest webcomic buttons around!
TerpDerp
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52834]@AckAckAck[/url]:
Tentacles. That is all.
Oh, FemShep. :3
AckAckAck
about 14 years ago
Ok, somebody please explain this.
Cirno
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_52831]@Six[/url]: Futa Shepard, huh?
Fuck it man, id stick my dick in that.
Six
about 14 years ago
Pwnage claims Shep's lower half? Someone forgot that this Shepard's a futa....
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