Everybody go to sleep! RIGHT NOW! You must go to sleep, but brush your teeth first! DON'T forget about it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI

POTaTOS. That is all.

[url=#user_comment_61448]@Spoiler guy:[/url] I did! It's how I outsmart dime-a-dozen, backstabbin' scumbags, LIKE YOU! No offense.

@Mad Cow: Twinkies,I knew it. Gabe, you bastard!

Anyone else here think that those look like Twinkies?

HL 3 = HL 2 ep1 + ep2 + ep3.

HL3 will be done when HL2 ep3 will be release.

"When it's done". Wait.....wat ?

Didn't know the milestone would happen already, but we can't complain.
Also, you might want to wait for Half Life 2: Episode 3, before even thinking about Half Life 3.

[url=#user_comment_61461]@Coolblue[/url]: So have you beat the game yet? I hope you have.

Well, it's the Po t a T o sack, so maybe it's the Portal Two sack, right?

[url=#user_comment_61570]@Rage[/url]: I'd hate to see the whole Gabe then.

PlataTOS

Shame, now Gabe is half the man he was...

i hope they all quit valve. and get fed. just to spite you.

I don't know about you guy and girls, but I'd like some GLaTaTOE chips right about now.

POR-TAL-TOES!

So that's why HL3 is delayed for that long, they have to look for another programmers every time an employee die of starvation.

that strip is hilarios!!!

I like how Jo just went with the whole tentacle monster thing.

Yep, that's why you delete your web browser of choice until you finish the game. Like I did. For Science.

[url=#user_comment_61448]@SPOILER[/url]: Good thing I already beat the game, or I'd be pissed.

Any traces of food found within the valve offices are given to Gabe.

then why are they muckin about with other games!? I WANT HALF LIFE 3!! I'll stave they're kids if i have to

i detect mass quantities of notes around the hillsides captain!

very muchly lol XD

let them eat potato.

welll.....he did promise fanservice in the half-milestone :D

Now Valve, who is poor and Irish now huh?!

Woo! Cheesecake! <3

I know 30 ways to cook a hat.

@just a guy: except for the portal 3 part but everything else yeah.

[url=#user_comment_61461]@Coolblue[/url]: actually its true. don't blame me he spoiled it for ya but its true

I mean for HL3

I guess Valve has to implement this no-food rule for real to not become the second DNF (Duke Nukem Forever AKA Did Not Finish).

[url=#user_comment_61465]@SRG[/url]: And a silk dress, a tiara and perfume. Wait, this isn't Final Fantasy VII!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdu-fNTPboo

@Fluffy-Neko-San: "Gearbox picks up half life 3 and gives the demo to all who owns DukeNukem Forever."

Jo needs sunglasses and a blonde wig in first panel.

[url=#user_comment_61461]@Coolblue[/url]: read that submit button under text input

"In other news, all of Valve's employees starved to death today. In short, NO FUCKING HALF-LIFE 3.Sorry sons of bitches. Moving on....."

WHO THE FUCK IS WHEATLEY?!

Spoiler guy, you don't even know this sh*t yet, you're just trolling us with fake facts and hoping we believe them. Seriously, Get the f*ck out.

SPAAACE!

THERE WONT BE A PORTAL 3 BECAUSE CHELL IS FREE, GLaDOS IS AT PEACE, APERTURE IS SHUT DOWN, AND WHEATLEY IS IN FUCKING SPACE. THATS HOW YOU BEAT HIM. YOU SHOOT HIM INTO FUCKING SPACE.

WHEATLEYS THE FINAL BOSS, GLaDOS HELPS YOU BEAT HIM IN A POTATO FORM, CHELL GOES FREE AFTER BEING SERENADED BY TURRETS SINGING, AND COMPANION CUBE RETURNS TO CHELL AS SHE WALKS FREE.

@[REDACTED]: You're pretty punny spud.

Oh wow, Jo. When you said fanservice, you weren't Frying. I Yam just Mashed at the attention you give your viewers, unlike some other reHash-Browned webcomics that leave me feeling Boiled. This comic is one of the few things stopping me from letting my computer Russet away.

see you Tater, Tot.

Do not forget: Sandviches too!

I feel terrible about this guy.
but then again...
GODAMN IT, FINISH HALF LIFE

[url=#user_comment_61435]@Daru[/url]: And we shall hold it against you for all time! >:D Nah really...and yes, the wit in here does need some shoulder patting. A shame people still think Jo is all about fanservice. *Looks back at comic* Well, not all the times...

I didnt know valve was a person.

I thought the valve logo was just a valve on the back of coaches head.

i love potatoes! and portal 2 is 15 minutes away!

[url=#user_comment_61429]@Daru[/url]: Sorry! I meant to say "in this comic"!! Well, that was a bad first impresion...

First time commenting, but I felt that the wit in this comment deserved some complimenting.

Very well done!

[url=#user_comment_61426]@Isaac[/url]: ok so i spelled potato wrong dont sue me

havent played it yet but NO FOOD UNTIL PORTAL 3!

hmm cakes, potatoes, hmmm CORN!

omg this is exactly what my friend said to me a week ago! rofl! i loved this comic!

More redhairengie?

I love this comic. That is all.

I also like the 'troll now' button to post these.

Yes, I lied about that being all.

It seems to be a spelling of Portal Two with letters removed.

PORTALTWO
(remove R,A,W)
PO_TA_T_O
http://steamcommunity.com/public/images/skin_1/as_potatobadge.png

[url=#user_comment_61395]@Quietust[/url] Blimey, way to shove in a wonderful quote from Blackadder there. Why didn't I ever think about that before?

Fanservice, in celebration of the 501 milestone.

This is in regards to Portal 2 and the related "Potato Sack" bundle.

[url=#user_comment_61397]@Sani[/url]: ...care to explain.

Am I the only one who don't get the reference.
Or is it a completely random joke?

Already? Fanservice? Good to know you haven't changed Jo :3

To you, it's a potato. To me, it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh, it's fine estates, luxury carriages and as many girls as his tongue can handle! He's making a fortune out of the things: people are smoking them, building houses out of them... they'll be eating them next!

At least they have their hats...

I believe that rule applies to Gabe as well. Of course Gabe is also eating the HL3 source code.

http://imgur.com/gallery/KE0l4

first!