Everybody go to sleep! RIGHT NOW! You must go to sleep, but brush your teeth first! DON'T forget about it!
Dying With Style
almost 14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI
Cripple
almost 14 years ago
POTaTOS. That is all.
Dead Herald
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61448]@Spoiler guy:[/url] I did! It's how I outsmart dime-a-dozen, backstabbin' scumbags, LIKE YOU!
No offense.
Dead Herald
almost 14 years ago
@Mad Cow: Twinkies,I knew it. Gabe, you bastard!
Mad Cow
almost 14 years ago
Anyone else here think that those look like Twinkies?
half-life 3
almost 14 years ago
HL 3 = HL 2 ep1 + ep2 + ep3.
HL3 will be done when HL2 ep3 will be release.
"When it's done". Wait.....wat ?
Chris
almost 14 years ago
Didn't know the milestone would happen already, but we can't complain.
Also, you might want to wait for Half Life 2: Episode 3, before even thinking about Half Life 3.
Spoiler guy
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61461]@Coolblue[/url]: So have you beat the game yet? I hope you have.
majeglo manian
almost 14 years ago
Well, it's the Po t a T o sack, so maybe it's the Portal Two sack, right?
Dead Herald
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61570]@Rage[/url]: I'd hate to see the whole Gabe then.
Dead Herald
almost 14 years ago
PlataTOS
Rage
almost 14 years ago
Shame, now Gabe is half the man he was...
programmers have feelings too ~=~
almost 14 years ago
i hope they all quit valve. and get fed. just to spite you.
Phantom5582
almost 14 years ago
I don't know about you guy and girls, but I'd like some GLaTaTOE chips right about now.
Roderick
almost 14 years ago
POR-TAL-TOES!
AckAckAck
almost 14 years ago
So that's why HL3 is delayed for that long, they have to look for another programmers every time an employee die of starvation.
Marcelo
almost 14 years ago
that strip is hilarios!!!
Admiral Sandvich
almost 14 years ago
I like how Jo just went with the whole tentacle monster thing.
Roarke
almost 14 years ago
Yep, that's why you delete your web browser of choice until you finish the game. Like I did. For Science.
Dead Herald
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61448]@SPOILER[/url]: Good thing I already beat the game, or I'd be pissed.
Someguy
almost 14 years ago
Any traces of food found within the valve offices are given to Gabe.
waitin for hl3
almost 14 years ago
then why are they muckin about with other games!? I WANT HALF LIFE 3!! I'll stave they're kids if i have to
TKs
almost 14 years ago
i detect mass quantities of notes around the hillsides captain!
rapchee
almost 14 years ago
very muchly lol XD
queen chell
almost 14 years ago
let them eat potato.
^-^
almost 14 years ago
welll.....he did promise fanservice in the half-milestone :D
Rezanator
almost 14 years ago
Now Valve, who is poor and Irish now huh?!
Zaranthan
almost 14 years ago
Woo! Cheesecake! <3
Lobster
almost 14 years ago
I know 30 ways to cook a hat.
just a guy
almost 14 years ago
@just a guy: except for the portal 3 part but everything else yeah.
just a guy
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61461]@Coolblue[/url]: actually its true. don't blame me he spoiled it for ya but its true
portside
almost 14 years ago
I mean for HL3
portside
almost 14 years ago
I guess Valve has to implement this no-food rule for real to not become the second DNF (Duke Nukem Forever AKA Did Not Finish).
Kuro Fox
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61465]@SRG[/url]: And a silk dress, a tiara and perfume.
Wait, this isn't Final Fantasy VII!
Idaho
almost 14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdu-fNTPboo
SRG
almost 14 years ago
@Fluffy-Neko-San: "Gearbox picks up half life 3 and gives the demo to all who owns DukeNukem Forever."
Jo needs sunglasses and a blonde wig in first panel.
Fluffy-Neko-San
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61461]@Coolblue[/url]: read that submit button under text input
Fluffy-Neko-San
almost 14 years ago
"In other news, all of Valve's employees starved to death today. In short, NO FUCKING HALF-LIFE 3.Sorry sons of bitches. Moving on....."
Meh
almost 14 years ago
WHO THE FUCK IS WHEATLEY?!
Coolblue
almost 14 years ago
Spoiler guy, you don't even know this sh*t yet, you're just trolling us with fake facts and hoping we believe them. Seriously, Get the f*ck out.
Space Core
almost 14 years ago
SPAAACE!
also spoilers
almost 14 years ago
THERE WONT BE A PORTAL 3 BECAUSE CHELL IS FREE, GLaDOS IS AT PEACE, APERTURE IS SHUT DOWN, AND WHEATLEY IS IN FUCKING SPACE. THATS HOW YOU BEAT HIM. YOU SHOOT HIM INTO FUCKING SPACE.
SPOILER
almost 14 years ago
WHEATLEYS THE FINAL BOSS, GLaDOS HELPS YOU BEAT HIM IN A POTATO FORM, CHELL GOES FREE AFTER BEING SERENADED BY TURRETS SINGING, AND COMPANION CUBE RETURNS TO CHELL AS SHE WALKS FREE.
StarPilot
almost 14 years ago
@[REDACTED]: You're pretty punny spud.
[REDACTED]
almost 14 years ago
Oh wow, Jo. When you said fanservice, you weren't Frying. I Yam just Mashed at the attention you give your viewers, unlike some other reHash-Browned webcomics that leave me feeling Boiled. This comic is one of the few things stopping me from letting my computer Russet away.
see you Tater, Tot.
HEAVY_IS_REPLY
almost 14 years ago
Do not forget: Sandviches too!
Jacob
almost 14 years ago
I feel terrible about this guy.
but then again...
GODAMN IT, FINISH HALF LIFE
A Bag of Tomatos
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61435]@Daru[/url]: And we shall hold it against you for all time! >:D
Nah really...and yes, the wit in here does need some shoulder patting. A shame people still think Jo is all about fanservice. *Looks back at comic* Well, not all the times...
Nope.avi
almost 14 years ago
I didnt know valve was a person.
I thought the valve logo was just a valve on the back of coaches head.
Bryan503
almost 14 years ago
i love potatoes! and portal 2 is 15 minutes away!
Daru
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61429]@Daru[/url]: Sorry! I meant to say "in this comic"!!
Well, that was a bad first impresion...
Daru
almost 14 years ago
First time commenting, but I felt that the wit in this comment deserved some complimenting.
Very well done!
Isaac
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61426]@Isaac[/url]: ok so i spelled potato wrong dont sue me
Isaac
almost 14 years ago
havent played it yet but NO FOOD UNTIL PORTAL 3!
hmm cakes, potatoes, hmmm CORN!
kenzosan
almost 14 years ago
omg this is exactly what my friend said to me a week ago! rofl! i loved this comic!
Pffffffffff
almost 14 years ago
More redhairengie?
Inkster
almost 14 years ago
I love this comic. That is all.
I also like the 'troll now' button to post these.
Yes, I lied about that being all.
a monkey
almost 14 years ago
It seems to be a spelling of Portal Two with letters removed.
[url=#user_comment_61395]@Quietust[/url]
Blimey, way to shove in a wonderful quote from Blackadder there. Why didn't I ever think about that before?
Flamerider
almost 14 years ago
Fanservice, in celebration of the 501 milestone.
Dead Herald
almost 14 years ago
This is in regards to Portal 2 and the related "Potato Sack" bundle.
A Bag of Opinions
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_61397]@Sani[/url]: ...care to explain.
Sani
almost 14 years ago
Am I the only one who don't get the reference.
Or is it a completely random joke?
Trolling Nerd
almost 14 years ago
Already? Fanservice? Good to know you haven't changed Jo :3
Quietust
almost 14 years ago
To you, it's a potato. To me, it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh, it's fine estates, luxury carriages and as many girls as his tongue can handle! He's making a fortune out of the things: people are smoking them, building houses out of them... they'll be eating them next!
A Bag of Opinions
almost 14 years ago
At least they have their hats...
StarPilot
almost 14 years ago
I believe that rule applies to Gabe as well. Of course Gabe is also eating the HL3 source code.
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