*try to come up with witty, resourceful comment*

*remember drawing of garrus performing implied act, seen not too long ago*

... *feel sad*

@Freddie Mercury: BISMILLAH!

Make your face fall off
dude that was funny as hell and I could actually see that happening because I believe Garrus was actually just fixing him

Amusingly enough engie shep is only a slight bang change away from being default femshep now.

Easy come
Easy go
Would you let me go?

Followup:

Femshep: Hey Tali, Garrus could really use your help cleaning Legion's engine.

lol what a joke.... hahaha

The best part of this comic is that I read this in their voices.

I guess Legion too has good flexibility, being a geth and all...

Engie-chan sure knows a thing or two about calibrations >_<

@A cocksucking joke, really?: I'll take "Things That Would Not Have Been Posted If It Had Involved Women" for $1,000, Alex.

Sexual innuendo is cool. This is just lame, too direct, makes no sense whatsoever. It's not even funny. I mean, might as well just take a pic from some gay porn site and slam it there, would have done the same thing. >_> eyes.

Belated thumbs up to Garb Mann for the photo note that's been covered by memes.

...anyone else think the scene in this comic would fit rather well as a flavor bit in ME2? Shep picks middle 'sarcastic' response, results in panel three. Hilarity ensues.

[url=#user_comment_74162]@Solo[/url]: There are many, many fanfictions dealing with that. A number of them suggest a long (and occasionally prehensile tongue. I'll just leave you with that mental image. (Alternately, Garrus pulling a Gene Simmons.)

[url=#user_comment_74122]@Willi[/url]: Good question. Wonder if the folks at Bioware thought of that? There isn't -that- much difference in the ME1 female medium armor from the male variant (the one used by the stock male Sheploo that was referenced for Legion) so I suppose the difference wouldn't be much.

[url=#user_comment_74171]@Foolish[/url]: I hate you. Marry me.

Ah yes, "Calibrations." The need to constantly fine tune equipment so it won't fall into disrepair after use. We have dismissed those claims.

PS manlove ya garrus XD

More Like... Mass ERECT, AmIright?

Nobody else is intimidated by the thought of Garrus' mandibles anywhere near sensitive parts?

The amount of people who fail to get the actual joke is really somewhat more amusing than the joke itself.

@A cocksuking joke, really?: Jo has been putting sexual innuendo in the comic for years.

Best MF2 comic ever

Y'know, this brings up a very interesting predicament. If Legion attached Shepards old N7 armor to his chest, and you played as Femshep, shouldn't legion have boobie armor?

@A cocksuking joke, really?

A GOOD cocksucking joke ;3

Pretty lame Jo. I thought you had a higher humour level.

Go back to farming XP, and level your humour skill.

n00b

I see EngieShep writing Garrus x Legion slash fic in the future...

I think EngieShep knows, but hey, why miss an opportunity to tease? ;D

Calibrating the pleasure circuits?

Obrigado Josué, por acabar com todo respeito que eu tinha pelo Garus. :(

Thanks jo, for endding all respect i had for Garrus.

Now turn around, bend it and let me calibrate that hip of yours. You will walk a little weird for the next few days and sitting may hurt.

Yes... "Calibrations" Also lol Shep's armor... :E

He IS giving calibrations, he does have an Omni-tool on.

i got legion and tali to come to an understanding.

@G-O

It is weird enough half the crew will bone Shepard, if everyone would hook up with each other they may as well rename the ship SS Orgy.

How about putting the (spoiler alert) BEFORE the fucking spoiler?.

To me, this doesn't look sexual at all. Just some mechanic working on a robot who needs maintenance. Robots need maintenance. There is no hormonally-induced courtship involved.

@G-O It already happens in DA 2. If Hawke romances neither Fenris nor Isabela, those two become and item by act 3. (Spoiler alert)

Hawt

Y'know, this kinda raises a point; in many BioWare games it seems only the main character starts most romances, with exceptions. One thing i'd be interested in would be Non-Player Romances, like maybe Merrill and Isabela or Garrus and Kasumi? The potential could exist, but wouldn't always happen.

What heppens in normady stays there for ever..and for blacmaing purposes

*innocent wave*

Well, thank you, my dear lady.
I haven't had lunch yet and I've already lost all my will to live.

I've noticed the way jo draws red haired engies face (or faces in general) varies alot but jo if your reading this panel three of this comic is the best style yet

What Happens ON THE Normandy. I saw the title in my RSS feed and I thought I was coming here for a WWII joke.

Good ME2 joke, anyway.

garett's Omni-tool is hanging out :o

y u do dis

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