Yeah, no. We need ghoul repellent in here.

also, they are great for knowing what the developers think and expect of us.

Achievements are only good when used correctly. Like finding a part of the game that isn't obvious or easy. But stupid for points-sake.

NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON! WHA- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!

Some games have achievments for loading the game...

Achievement whores suck.

Also, zombies.

Zombeh Engie-tan??... *Starts hearing the song "A Little Piece of Heaven" playing in my head*...

miss the times where i said "i finished the game x" and someone says "nice job bro!"
now when i say "finished x" the only reply i got "you don't have all archievements.."
also i never play online, so gtfo! find time to offline playin with 4 friends in front of my tv is the ultimate archievement!

WANT ENGIE_TAN DAIMAKURA!

The idea with achievements is kinda dumb these days.Achievements b4 were supose to be like a idea what you cna do in a game to make it more fun.Now its like a icon and text is more important than a real life acheivment..

@ Firewind: Good point. I wonder how many people simply haven't gone online since buying games and thus haven't updated their achievement lists...

Achievements - universal penis measuring tool in modern games.

[url=#user_comment_76643]@Wulf[/url]: Kongregate: When you're too cheap to get a 360 to earn achievements.

Kongregate.
It a meta-game site.
Get achievements in the various games they have, those achievements then provide points to your account. (if you have one)
Then get levels from those points.

X3: Terran Conflict. The Hub quest line. That is all.

Ahhh, Mulan was a classic...

if no one gets it, then you havent watched it.

@ Jackkel

Steam does not track the number of people who go online to register the game then immediately switch back to "Go Offline" mode.

Shepard from last time we saw her has finally learn how to shape herself into a humanoid form.

>I know someone who has this problem. He even plays old My Little Pony games for achievements :/
Yeah that's what YOU think.
Come for the achievements, stay for the ponies.

It all started back in the days of Atari 2600.

Achievement Unlocked: "Activision Roadbuster".

Ponies were mentioned. Commence ](/wahaha)

I know nobody looks at my "score" I do the ones I think would be fun just to see if I can do it. Sometimes it is an extra challenge to do something I would have never otherwise tried doing.

[url=#user_comment_76588]@Kaibamon[/url]: But on Disgaea the name of the archievement actually is "Consult Your Physician"

[url=#user_comment_76552]@Tkun[/url] lol thats nothing..In Perfect World you got a Play 24 hours straight acheivment..or was it 36 hours...

Tired girls are cute. But then again, Engie-tan is cute all the time.

I admit I am surprised by how popular the idea turned to be.


You shouldnt be.

One of Disgaea 3 archievements:
Consult Your Physician – Play for over 10 hours without stopping.

@Temia Eszteri:
Plush is a bad idea! Too hard to clean the mess! Make it of soft plastic or silicon!

@Jo:
Surprized? Have you forgot how rule34 is popular? How people droll over your XXX drawings? How this is the internet?

@Temia Eszteri: would be a great cup holder given all those eye sockets.

Developers are starting to use "achievements" to gauge how far players have gotten in a game, in addition to awarding cleverness. On Steam, apparently almost 20% of the people who buy Portal 2 never finish the tutorial.

Then there's the masochist achievements. No other explaination needed.

I would actually seriously buy an Engie pillow. Seriously. I would.

[url=#user_comment_76534]@StarPilot[/url]: Casual faggot.

Meh, I just play games for fun. I don't really care about achievements/trophies.

No, Engie Dakimakura is a bad idea. And anyone who wants it should feel bad.

...Now a giant plush tentacle Jo, on the other hand... </hypocrite>

Engie Dakimakura?

... This Is Relevant to My Interests... Very relevant, in fact...

[url=#user_comment_76528]@Twilight[/url]: Yeah! What they said! On an unrelated note, I tend to avoid achievements that look stupid and have no point other than increasing a virtual number that does nothing.

@The Magister: Hey, those My Little Pony games are for GROWN MEN ONLY!

I know someone who has this problem. He even plays old My Little Pony games for achievements :/