And then it only rendered WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT in any kind of detail. Spin and see ugly.
Alex Shrub
over 13 years ago
Yes, but that 7 year old Xbox runs it on lower graphics and 30 fps.
My friend's Xbox chugs on Left4Dead 2, whereas my 4 year old computer plays it no problem.
Sometimes, it's just the hardware, not the age.
Novaheart
over 13 years ago
OH dear god....I know this feeling....I'm still on a single core.
HAL
over 13 years ago
I'm sorry dave, I cannot let you do that.
Passerby
over 13 years ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
hmm
over 13 years ago
wait so the 5 years old computer is a methaphor for a 5 years of child and the DVD is suppose to be a cock inserted into the childs mouth right?
Dominic
over 13 years ago
Is it bad I'm actually aroused by this?
HeliaXDemoN
over 13 years ago
Pornputer
Ok
over 13 years ago
Compornic
Clarkx100
over 13 years ago
If you feel like building a new system tomshardware.com has some excellent builds for around 600-700 USD that can chew any game up and spit it out. Price-to-Performance has never been better :P
Jeff
over 13 years ago
Let me just wipe this out
Trogdoor
over 13 years ago
I swear it seems like developers are trying to kill off PC gaming by making "Recommended specs" the new minimum and "Minimum specs" the 'you can start it, but enjoy the slideshow'
Pyros
over 13 years ago
I feel for yah. Just from playing "From Dust" even my graphics card, which I upgraded way back in Jan-Feb is having issues, dramatically reducing the FPS while playing. (I may have to look at the motherboard, too.)
Random Internet Person #13242452
over 13 years ago
It is delicious game. You must play it.
Skyrim
over 13 years ago
I reeeeeeeealy hope Skyrim is not going to have these problems.The new engine is really making me fill with my heart with joy and terror.
Lobster
over 13 years ago
The fact that your XBox can run it but your computer cannot is not your computer's fault. It's id's fault.
Pr0nActor
over 13 years ago
Obviously that's my female co-star's dialogue.
I am definitely the bone of my sword, and my body is definitely "Steele" :P
Zandgaia
over 13 years ago
Ouch, you don't have it half bad =S 7 year old laptop: it can't even run TF2 and mostly Minecraft properly T_T; wish I had the money to buy a new one. But I don't
DK
over 13 years ago
>MFW current-gen FPS gamers don't know how to drop a console and/or edit configs on notepad.
>MFW I have no face.
Tkun
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_82104]@Jack[/url]:
You just made me realize that the one saying "I can't" "It's too big" is 5 years old...
Henry
over 13 years ago
That is the primary reason I gave up on PC gaming. I'd rather buy new games than new hardware.
Zacsi
over 13 years ago
I could run both crysises on high.
My computer fears no man.
Jack
over 13 years ago
I know what you mean, I have a 5 year old laptop, so it is even MORE outdated.
Firewind
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_82092]@Ikz[/url]
It could be Engie-Tan's hands
Liro Raeriyo
over 13 years ago
WTF is Rage?
Ikz
over 13 years ago
Jo has huemans armz???
Rodrigo
over 13 years ago
X-com arc please!!
Tkun
over 13 years ago
I wonder where this dialogue came from. Seriously! When I searched it the best match Google gave me was a Ramones Lyric.
DDT
over 13 years ago
Wow... this is such obvious hentai dialogue. Hilarious! Might as well call the game "RAPE". It's only a letter off.
Cirno
over 13 years ago
How about a disc of RAGE?
p.s. you can tune graphics, google "rageconfig.cfg tweak" or something similar.
p.p.s. Its not the PC that sux, its developers who dont give a damn about optimizing gamez for PC.
Dusk
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_82037]@Hoho[/url]: The bigest problem with Rage is that there doesn't seem to actually be any ability to adjust the graphics from within the game.
Hoho
over 13 years ago
You can just tune down the graphics settings to console levels and there won't be any problems with performance (lol@640x480 dynamic resolution on consoles).
Biggest problem with Rage seems to be that it was released for PC with zero testing. I see no other explanation how it can be as broken.
Randomocity
over 13 years ago
Engie-tan: It's RAGE time!
Comp: No Engie-tan, No!
Foolish
over 13 years ago
This whole strip is "that's what she said."
Isaac
over 13 years ago
DEAR GOD MAN YOUR KILLING IT!!!
BarGamer
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_81997]@Cade[/url]: Between the text and the cute girl on this Kaiser Permanente ad, it's weird how I DON'T got a boner.
Merrena
over 13 years ago
RAGE...
Texture MegaStreaming fuck you.
Triv_
over 13 years ago
I still have a nintendo 64....so yea.....
Zemerick
over 13 years ago
360 and ps3 were both slower than PCs when they were brand new. Now they are just plain archaic.
The system requirements on Rage are low, and the consoles are a big part of whats holding the advancement of games back. For those with older computers: Newegg.com I see an asus i7 260 gtx with 9G ram
StarPilot
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_81999]@Narbodi[/url]: Eh, I've had 2 RRODs, a failed disc reader, and an E74 in 3 years. One of my friends has had at least 6 360s fail on him, yet he continues to get new ones. Luck of the draw I suppose. I'm still fine with my 20GB HDD though. Just have to manage the disc space a bit.
Narbodi
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_81987]@Mz[/url]: You must be shit with consoles, then. I'm still running a launch edition.
Internet Protip: If you're playing console wars, and you're over the age of 13, don't expect anyone with a brain to put stock in anything you say.
LOLIO
over 13 years ago
Nope.avi
Cade
over 13 years ago
I have the weirdest boner...
Tkun
over 13 years ago
My computer doesn't fulfill the requiriments to play "The Binding of Isaac"
Let's give it a try >:3
*Monocle Man*
over 13 years ago
Laugh at me if you want, but these is what my computer tells me with anything I put into it...
Mz
over 13 years ago
Except when the 360 red-rings from new games
Tkun
over 13 years ago
My computer is so weak that Minecraft is enough to rape it!
What's in a name?
over 13 years ago
Games ABOVE the recommended specs have trouble playing it. Texture pop-ins and low framerates seem to be common.
Warthalo
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_81973]@Durr[/url]: Got that covered.
Durr
over 13 years ago
sexual innuendos much?
Warthalo
over 13 years ago
Spy sappin mah desktop.
Dark Souls
over 13 years ago
Your PS3/Xbox controller reacts the same way when you insert Dark Souls.
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