And then it only rendered WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT in any kind of detail. Spin and see ugly.

Yes, but that 7 year old Xbox runs it on lower graphics and 30 fps.

My friend's Xbox chugs on Left4Dead 2, whereas my 4 year old computer plays it no problem.

Sometimes, it's just the hardware, not the age.

OH dear god....I know this feeling....I'm still on a single core.

I'm sorry dave, I cannot let you do that.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

wait so the 5 years old computer is a methaphor for a 5 years of child and the DVD is suppose to be a cock inserted into the childs mouth right?

Is it bad I'm actually aroused by this?

Pornputer

Compornic

If you feel like building a new system tomshardware.com has some excellent builds for around 600-700 USD that can chew any game up and spit it out. Price-to-Performance has never been better :P

Let me just wipe this out

I swear it seems like developers are trying to kill off PC gaming by making "Recommended specs" the new minimum and "Minimum specs" the 'you can start it, but enjoy the slideshow'

I feel for yah. Just from playing "From Dust" even my graphics card, which I upgraded way back in Jan-Feb is having issues, dramatically reducing the FPS while playing. (I may have to look at the motherboard, too.)

It is delicious game. You must play it.

I reeeeeeeealy hope Skyrim is not going to have these problems.The new engine is really making me fill with my heart with joy and terror.

The fact that your XBox can run it but your computer cannot is not your computer's fault. It's id's fault.

Obviously that's my female co-star's dialogue.
I am definitely the bone of my sword, and my body is definitely "Steele" :P

Ouch, you don't have it half bad =S 7 year old laptop: it can't even run TF2 and mostly Minecraft properly T_T; wish I had the money to buy a new one. But I don't

>MFW current-gen FPS gamers don't know how to drop a console and/or edit configs on notepad.

>MFW I have no face.

[url=#user_comment_82104]@Jack[/url]: You just made me realize that the one saying "I can't" "It's too big" is 5 years old...

That is the primary reason I gave up on PC gaming. I'd rather buy new games than new hardware.

I could run both crysises on high.
My computer fears no man.

I know what you mean, I have a 5 year old laptop, so it is even MORE outdated.

[url=#user_comment_82092]@Ikz[/url] It could be Engie-Tan's hands

WTF is Rage?

Jo has huemans armz???

X-com arc please!!

I wonder where this dialogue came from. Seriously! When I searched it the best match Google gave me was a Ramones Lyric.

Wow... this is such obvious hentai dialogue. Hilarious! Might as well call the game "RAPE". It's only a letter off.

How about a disc of RAGE?

p.s. you can tune graphics, google "rageconfig.cfg tweak" or something similar.
p.p.s. Its not the PC that sux, its developers who dont give a damn about optimizing gamez for PC.

[url=#user_comment_82037]@Hoho[/url]: The bigest problem with Rage is that there doesn't seem to actually be any ability to adjust the graphics from within the game.

You can just tune down the graphics settings to console levels and there won't be any problems with performance (lol@640x480 dynamic resolution on consoles).

Biggest problem with Rage seems to be that it was released for PC with zero testing. I see no other explanation how it can be as broken.

Engie-tan: It's RAGE time!
Comp: No Engie-tan, No!

This whole strip is "that's what she said."

DEAR GOD MAN YOUR KILLING IT!!!

[url=#user_comment_81997]@Cade[/url]: Between the text and the cute girl on this Kaiser Permanente ad, it's weird how I DON'T got a boner.

RAGE...
Texture MegaStreaming fuck you.

I still have a nintendo 64....so yea.....

360 and ps3 were both slower than PCs when they were brand new. Now they are just plain archaic.

The system requirements on Rage are low, and the consoles are a big part of whats holding the advancement of games back. For those with older computers: Newegg.com I see an asus i7 260 gtx with 9G ram

[url=#user_comment_81999]@Narbodi[/url]: Eh, I've had 2 RRODs, a failed disc reader, and an E74 in 3 years. One of my friends has had at least 6 360s fail on him, yet he continues to get new ones. Luck of the draw I suppose. I'm still fine with my 20GB HDD though. Just have to manage the disc space a bit.

[url=#user_comment_81987]@Mz[/url]: You must be shit with consoles, then. I'm still running a launch edition. Internet Protip: If you're playing console wars, and you're over the age of 13, don't expect anyone with a brain to put stock in anything you say.

Nope.avi

I have the weirdest boner...

My computer doesn't fulfill the requiriments to play "The Binding of Isaac"

Let's give it a try >:3

Laugh at me if you want, but these is what my computer tells me with anything I put into it...

Except when the 360 red-rings from new games

My computer is so weak that Minecraft is enough to rape it!

Games ABOVE the recommended specs have trouble playing it. Texture pop-ins and low framerates seem to be common.

[url=#user_comment_81973]@Durr[/url]: Got that covered.

sexual innuendos much?

Spy sappin mah desktop.

Your PS3/Xbox controller reacts the same way when you insert Dark Souls.

Good thing these dialogs have some context!

Can't let you play that, Engie.