"engie vs argonian maid" She has a name you know.

[url=#user_comment_106666]@Creatorofchaos[/url] You made my day.

Well, I'm off to wash my spear... All alone, but with the help of Pahael!
Plenty of time dear, plenty of time...

not if you use the nudity mod for Oblivion...

Good riddance. Engie was annoying me for months now.

Wait... reptiles don't have breasts. Only mammals do.

ENGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELP OFF TO PAHEAL

AGAIN

it's pretty fuckin hard to make an argonian hot wellp, cut the man a break

I'm upset, this argonian isn't hot enough.

ご飯のする？
お風呂にする？
それとも…わ・た・し？

Arrow to the knee jokes sure are lame, eh fellas?

pour engie I'll miss you

There, I fixed it for everyone.
NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/ylI3J.png

[url=#user_comment_106663]@EditOutJ[/url]: Hail to the King baby

Wait, the comic is listed under the archives as 'Duke Nukem'.

How the fuck is this DN?

I'm honestly going to miss Engie if she does actually leave.

Awesome comic, but how does this relate to Duke Nukem?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Lusty Argonian maid.
Like I said, this will only end in gun emplacements. Or lesbianism.

@A Engi-storum Priest:
And hoping it will all be resolved with a Lifts-her-tail, Engie-tan, Jotacle threesome?

DOUBLE HERESY.

You better not let Commissar Fuklaw find out about your actions.

I thought no 2nd tentacle again?!?!?!

I really don't find the maid at all attractive. Some what repulse really, I'm just waiting for this story line to be over now. It was a nice gag, but never in ether elder scrolls or here have they been something I wanted to look at. Also, breast on a reptile, wtf?

Keep drawing engi i like the argonian maid but if engi stops showing up and lifts her tail does i wont be able to read your comics anymore they would be just too furry

Hmmmm panel two.... lizard or not i would still hit it. Where do i get on of those maids, would trade the house of coins i made in Skyrim for her.

i bet if this was fallout 3 and that was moira he wouldnt do that

[url=#user_comment_106601]@gimmethegepgun[/url] Look at me Then Look at address bar: It's written 666. Then look back at me I am now a demon.

Protip: Ultimatums tend to backfire, not get you whatever you want. Or have you never heard of the ex-girlfriends that said "It's WoW or me"?

Wait I have idea:
Lusty Argonian maid is actually dark brotherwood assasin... and she want to kill Jo... so Engie will come mack and save Jo!
Happy end! :D

Don't go engi. I don't want that maid to corrupt Jo.(figuratively and literally)

Silly Jo, we all know this isn't your 666th comic!
Remember? You started on comic 4?

Oh my god! A mutant! A lizard with a belly button! (Argonians hatch...)

And in the end- the Argonian maid wasn't who she really was. Her true identity is-! The Red Engie!! It's a no-brainer! Red and Blue teams hate each other, Jo is purple. So he's the middleman. Who else wants the spotlight more than Blue Engie? Red Engie rarely made appearances in the comic.

I'm fairly sure this is a secret plot by the maid to murder Jo. The first step was to drive the only potential witness away, and make it painfully bitter so that Engie-tan won't want to come back.

yellingbird.jpg
You all know the one I'm thinking of.

[url=#user_comment_106475]@Zandgaia[/url]: You know in the TF2 world it's not actually her. It's just her playing TF2.

Maid is Yandere! And Engie is being kicked?! Is this world safe from nothing anymore?!

inb4 lifts-her-tail is in the dark brotherhood aiming to eliminate jo.

Jo I hate you.

I hate you so much, damn evil purple tentacle.

Ha! Kicking Engie out of the strip, as if, you know we'd all revolt.

to those expeting engi-tan to leave the comics. HERESY
to those hoping the maid will replace engi-tan. HERESY
to those hoping engi-tan goes n lives with engi-chan.

EXTRA HERESY!

but yea, please don't replace/remove engi-tan jo!

(and bonus points to whoever gets the reference in the name)

Now THAT is a lusty argonian maid :3

That Third panel needs a big "FUCKED" put over engie.

ArgoMaid is a Spy !!!!

I see parallels with current YAFGC ark. Engie got it comparatively easy...

nooo don't let engie go, joe!

Don't let Engie Tan go! She's the best thing that ever happened to you! The Argonian Maid is not bitchy enough for funny comics!

I have a few guesses as to how it ends: For some reason tentacle joe ends up hating the maid, and gets engie to come back, engie-tan moves back to TF2 and TF2 comics start becoming common again, or engie-tan comes back despite the maid being there.

How much for that maid?

Make Engie-tan return to the TF2 stage because she left to live in the real-world.

Dreams are a lie T_T

[url=#user_comment_106441]@EliaMoroes[/url]: You're right, Miranda does look kind of like a lizard.

The Lusty Argonian Maid looks a lot like The Green Protoss (What Has A Mouth).

I admit, I laughed when tentacle joe had to think about that option. Well played.

I hope Engy moves in with Sniper-tan and Pyro, that would make for a interesting love triangle.

I agree with Rincewind, would be great to see Red Engie and Orange Engie together again. And yes Joe kicking Engie out of the comic would be evil, though I'm not against keeping that argonian maid around :3

This comic is basically BioWare romance options in a nutshell

Seconded
VVVVV

Dont worry Engie-tan, the other Engie-tan will welcome you with open arms in her house.
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Can we at least watch? Pleeeeease?

In a way, this panel shows how Skyrim is taking over the Internet meme's throne and bans TF2 to second place.
But I'm getting sidetracked here, congratulations to your 666th comic! You've entertained us for so many years, it's highly appreciated!

Like a previous poster said: if Engie-tan goes, bring back Heavy Weapons Girl
Though I like Engie tan

Engie will be back. She just needs to own up and accept the new staff.

Until then, her stubbornness will force her to leave. Pride is a bitch of a trait, isn't it?

Engie-chan is WAY better, I won't think twice picking my favorite.
First Troll, cool comics, I check for future comics later.
Congrats on 666th comic.
See ya!

this comic lacks ONE THING! muffins.

Sorry, ment panel 4.

I liked the drawing style of the maid's introduction way better. I don't mean the two-tone-thing but the actual psycho design and stuff. Here in panel 3 she almost looks like a sick smurf or something...

Really? You consider nothing vaguely wicked about the freaky eyed costume wearing dragon girl about to commit various...atrocities to a purple tentacle who's accepting her in favor of his long term squeeze?

Well don't that just beat all.

He's getting sloppy with the maid's eyes. At first they were drawn distinctly different to engie's, but now they're exactly the same. (And boring to boot.)

WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE BOTH?????

Argonian made is so cheerfull its almost too good to be true.
She aint gonna pull a "the maid/butler did it" shtick is she?

"it was argonian made! with a candlestick! in the bath!" .....wait a sec...

honestly... a reptile maid? yeah... no, that lack of the whole endothermic thing just... yeah.
We love you Engie-chan.

You know what to do, Engie-chan. Getting down on your knees and- Wait! Do tentacles even have a down there?!

I am going to miss Engie-tan, and if she does go, nerfnow will need a new main female character. I vote for heavy weapons girl, we have not seen her in a very long time.

I thought no 2nd tentacle again?!?!?!

It would be in your best interest to keep Engi-tan. Particularly since she's a legacy character and the "face" of Nerf Now.

The Heavy is featured on the box of Team Fortress 2. Valve wouldn't remove the Heavy, would they?

How this arc ends: Sniper confuses Argonian for Alligator / Crocodile, makes new pair of shoes.

I have a commission for you. One female reptilioid house-maid. Price negotiable.

Uber both of th-
...wait, this isn't the Heavy/Medic/Heavy arc.

Just out of curiosity, whatever happened the "new girl" with the darker hair? >_>;

...Oh you better not.

please engie dont go!

This isn't going to end up like cad where both of them end up getting miscarriages, is it?

nooooo engie-tan! dont go!

@In the kitchen: http://boourns.cjb.net/pics/sandvich.png

I wonder why the archive says this game is "Duke Nukem"?

wow... ehhh Wut..

I bet the dinner is sandwich

http://i.imgur.com/DdGW9.png

:|



Still, congrats with the 666th comic.

FINALLY!

I was wondering when you'd kick the free-loader to the curb.

[url=#user_comment_106255]@mathew[/url]: Hmm...I wonder why.

if u refresh every 5 secs commets just roll in

ironaclly <--spell fail) 666 is the devils number meaning bad luck but this is one of the best comics

nooooooooooooo engie!

You realize. this, means war.

sweet! Congrats on 666!

true true...i shall as well also if anyones interested i will make an engi-tan skin for tf2 looking for sound packs though

y cant i move de photo note

I'll hire Engie-tan. Then you'll be sorry!

first troll yay my first first troll on a comic