What people are saying about "Jeopardy"
Jeopardy
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ANNOYING_ALLCAPSGUY
almost 13 years ago
The Sphinx quizzed Oedipus on this one.

She quizzed everyone who tried to enter Thebes and ate the losers. It’s ’man’. Or woman, whatever. When he is young he crawls. in his prime he walks on two feet and in old age he utilizes a walking stick.
dave jackson
almost 13 years ago
you should read your british history about buckingham palace
Panface
about 13 years ago
Shit Tyrone, get it together!
Dzamie
about 13 years ago
"A miserable pile of emotions."
I'm sorry, the correct answer was "What is a man?"
"..."
Irene O'Brien
about 13 years ago
You don't make this easy. I love Jeopardy. but the floor drives me crazy. It boggles my eyes; PLEASE make the floor more compatible to your watchers. Thanks.
ANON
almost 14 years ago
When will JEOPARDY sponsor the LOTTERY CONTESTANTS SHOW WITH ALEX TREBEK?

78uh
almost 14 years ago
Nevermind I got it.....
78uh
almost 14 years ago
Please, can someone explain this, i really dont get this.
WALTER WEBB
almost 14 years ago
Dear Jeopardy,
What colleges in the SOUTH have participated as constestants on COLLEGE JEOPARDY? From what we've seen NOTRE DAME, VASSER, PRINCETON, AND U-CAL, have been some of the constant winners.
Please send COLLEGE(TEAM/SINGLE) FORM to: NORTH CAROLINA CENTRAL UNIVERSITY/ALUMNI
Le_Myz
almost 14 years ago
Years later Jo, and this is still comic gold. You should sell poster size prints of this, if you don't already.
Simna
over 14 years ago
This comic is amazing. One that gives the most laughs in the simplest package I've seen.

The only thing I can think of that would make it better is if there was a glass of wine opposite Dracula's buzzer.
over 14 years ago
The answer is YOU!
Doc Lithius
over 14 years ago
That is freakin' hilarious in its cleverness! XD
Hank
over 14 years ago
Whats the matter with you, Darwin has be discredited and it all bunk.
anon
almost 15 years ago
god i thought it was like a bucket of water in the rain then evaporated or some shit I Didn't play symphony of the night i played circle of the moon
g
about 15 years ago
way too much win, this is too much
Johnny Turbo
over 15 years ago
Miserable pile of secrets~~~~~~~
Genta
over 15 years ago
This is truely a really amazing comic strip! And his face of pure serious-ness just makes it perfect!
Regal
over 15 years ago
In the "morning" of life as a baby, man crawls. In the "noon" he walks on two legs. In the "evening" of life, man gets old and walks with a cane.
The sphinx is cute. I'd like to see her again sometime.
Torias
over 15 years ago
While I get the reference, what I don't get is how that answers the riddle. How does 'a man' answer it? O.o
Exaltedgm
over 15 years ago
...curse you! This is why I shouldn't read gaming comics while drinking. Corona out of your nose is not a comfortable feeling. Great job!
fat guy
almost 16 years ago
Didn't even recognise him, but the "WHAT IS A MAN!!?" came imediantly to my head
Xocolatl
about 16 years ago
I figured it has to be Castlevania related from Drac..but damn, that's clever. (Thanks for other OPs for posting an answer).
Almost as clever as "Engy is a credit to the team" from before, haha.
DV
about 16 years ago
Dracula's drawing is perfect. I hope most people get this joke
sageerrant
about 16 years ago
I read the answer, put the reply in the form of a question... just in time to scroll down to a mugshot of Drac.

One of the best single-pages comics I've ever seen, for presentation if not for originality.
Ivan
about 16 years ago
Of course Dracula has 0.  He's the No-Life King.
Nyctalopiac
about 16 years ago
This is one of the best single strip comics I've ever seen, if not the best. The execution is perfect, sometimes you have to risk the fact that some people won't get it, because to the people who do it's hilarious. Keep it up.
anon
about 16 years ago
WHAT IS A MAN? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you!

Fucking newfags. There is the joke. Go look up the sound clip on YouTube.
KJ
about 16 years ago
Wow....this is brilliant...
buggy
about 16 years ago
its humens
Twinkee
about 16 years ago
10000 hearts for Dracula? That is not enough.
Fatman
about 16 years ago
The answer is Human.
Dragonman
about 16 years ago
I totally agree with you Corpi. This is pretty lame, and it just mucks around with the comic and distracts from it.
Corpi
about 16 years ago
The notes system should be scrapped, it brings nothing good here. "Where's the pussy?", for chrissakes.
A MAN
about 16 years ago
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS
Ceceil Felias
about 16 years ago
Hahahahaaaaa I love it. xD Beautiful.

I feel like I'm the only one who gets it at times, though.
RoarKittenz?
about 16 years ago
The Dracula guy kinda looks like Phil Ken Sebben from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law... :o
Bunny
about 16 years ago
god dracula's facial expression is dead on from the game, and it's so funny because it works.
Dacrazybird
about 16 years ago
Oh ho ho~
Slipstream
about 16 years ago
Uh...
Uh...
UH...
A whale!

...Did I get it?
Agrona
about 16 years ago
In general, I'm not a huge fan of comment systems. Crowd-sourcing for the loss. If you think it increases your traffic or something, though, go for it.

Keep up the good work; don't to what people have to say. Thanks :)
Mr.GS
about 16 years ago
Hahah clever joke is clever.
ThatOneGuy
about 16 years ago
"What is a meal? A miserable little pile of pancakes! But enough breakfast... have at you!"
some guy
about 16 years ago
oh my god the only thing blocking her nipples is that thin piece of paper fap fap fap
ThatMudkipGuy
about 16 years ago
What is... A MAN?
Nathan "Radd' Spencer
about 16 years ago
Don't listen to the people who don't get it, any more words would have ruined it.

Anyway, great comic. I actually laughed out loud which is very rare for a webcomic.
Pyronic
about 16 years ago
What IS a MAN?


A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS.
Maahn???
about 16 years ago
I KNOW THAT!! IT'S A MAN!!! ... You didn't phrase it as a question ... WHAT IS A MAAAHN??? You fail..
KittyBoyMuffin
about 16 years ago
This is the awesomest thing ever.
modicum of intelligence
about 16 years ago
Please keep your comics verbally spare. You've done a good job with it so far, and the fact that you've been able to routinely convey jokes and plot largely without words is impressive. Also, this would've been a lame joke if you had made dracula say it. Just the visual impact carries it well.
DK
about 16 years ago
What is a miserable pile of secrets?
Tappipappa
about 16 years ago
also...draclua is about to win the whole game :D
Tappipappa
about 16 years ago
the dracula is about to say "WHAT IS A MAN!?" becuse he said that in a game....get it now?
sage
about 16 years ago
nerf now does not need more explaining, for the love of god please don't turn this into buckley 2.0

and knock it off with the LOL RULE 63 TF2 XDDDD shit, it stopped being funny a very, very long time ago
Gee-Man
about 16 years ago
How can you guys not get this? You kids clearly aren't playing enough video games!
lolwut
about 16 years ago
I think I know it, but I don't think I should say it... NIGGERS
Dr.Grifflez
about 16 years ago
While im happy theres a comments system now, i feel that the Notes idea was a bad one =/
Also, Great comic :) hope to see more tf2 ones later :)
afdf
about 16 years ago
Oh come on.
Why did you have to stop doing TF2 comics?
They weren't the best, but they were better than this.
Xarg
about 16 years ago
It took me a couple of seconds before I got the joke.
Very clever...
manaleak34
about 16 years ago
For those who didn't get the reference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjBRngsM60
Dana
about 16 years ago
it took me half a second, and then when it hit me, I laughed so hard. This is truly the most brilliant thing I have seen in quite a while. I keep laughing every time. :)
Hugo
about 16 years ago
Needs moar explaining :P
I don't get it.

Also, TF2 comics FTW :D
Hurr.
about 16 years ago
Good thing he didn't let Richter win, ten thousand hearts can use a LOT of Holy Water item-crashes.
Nerfnow
about 16 years ago
What is a test?
Amura
about 16 years ago
I didt get this comic at first, it had to be explained to me lol. For any of you who use facebook there is now a nerfnow page.
Furyn
about 16 years ago
Oh man, his face XD
Jack889
about 16 years ago
Ummm... What is a mahhhn??? And yes I will troll now :D
Sajukno
about 16 years ago
Pun hell is a very real place where you are going to go, should these criminally bad puns keep up.
Magister
about 16 years ago
QUOTE
Zero Hearts!?! How can the dracula be so dumb? D:
/QUOTE
...Cause he's dead?
Josh
about 16 years ago
Are Dracula and the Sphinx going to fight now?
Spah
about 16 years ago
Stop it, these comments will only lead to faggotry and inflated egos.
Funkula
about 16 years ago
I really love the TF2 comics and I look forward to more of them, but this is easily the single most brilliant comic you've done.
Casbros
about 16 years ago
aahh, finally i can sat something about the comics :D
this one is great, loved Simphony of the Night
ass
about 16 years ago
is it, What is a shitty comic?
Holyknight
about 16 years ago
Hah others got owned horribly.
For some reason, that death looks so cute. I want to hug it, even if it's a guy. I just hope it's a she though
Sylvester Ink
about 16 years ago
Wow. This is one of the most perfect comic strip segments I've seen in a long time.
Taith
about 16 years ago
it's well known riddle but I don't get last panel
Rairaku
about 16 years ago
The answer is....

"What is a man" a line from Dracula from castlevania symphony of the night

"What is a man, A miserable pile of secrets. Enough talk! Have at you!"
qazwsx1298
about 16 years ago
The answer is nothing but a miserable pile of secrets.

have at you!
moronperson
about 16 years ago
i dont get it D:
Vekter
about 16 years ago
It took me a minute to get this one.
CosmicKirby
about 16 years ago
A real man beats his opponent in one blow.
IpHa
about 16 years ago
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1308

Coincidence? I think not.
Kamekamekame
about 16 years ago
Oedipus Rex for the win!
Righteous Ham
about 16 years ago
Not dumb, just biding his time.
Pedro
about 16 years ago
Zero Hearts!?! How can the dracula be so dumb? D:
Adam
about 16 years ago
Seems pretty similar to todays Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20081007.gif

Coincidence?
Kitsuna
about 16 years ago
I know the answer! And obviously Drac knows!

And yes, Drac was the original vampire badass
Guno
about 16 years ago
Dracula is lookinbg badass as always :)
Azrahai
about 16 years ago
This is extremely clever.
Buhamut
about 16 years ago
...I have no idea what's going on. x_X

And Woot! First comment evar. :D