What people are saying about "Desperate Measures"
Desperate Measures
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Friskk
almost 13 years ago
Hmmm. I wonder why that toolbox says 34 instead of 24.........
trenchcoat
almost 13 years ago
You really need to let your grudge against snipers go. What did they do to you, Jo?
Random Reader
almost 13 years ago
allright who is left? heavy and little medic, or medic and the female heavy
Darkly
almost 13 years ago
Forever alone sniper is forever alone.
KhakiHat
almost 13 years ago
What about Red Engie? Are they still on "good" terms?
Dingo
almost 13 years ago
Poor Snipah needs love!
pong
almost 13 years ago
The gloves were claimed in the first panel so they disappeared, get with the picture, you guys.
Daiemio
almost 13 years ago
Sniper stole her glove!
Bob
almost 13 years ago
Freaking Snipers.

Also DAT ASS
ShakedBaked
almost 13 years ago
In the archives it says Duke Nukem instead of tf2 or am i missing out on a joke.
tungsten
almost 13 years ago
snipers need love too ;_;
Nope.avi
almost 13 years ago
Awwwww sniper means well, right :)
Skeletov
almost 13 years ago
What happened to her rubber gloves?
gunner
almost 13 years ago
sniper is probably just waking up early to kill an important target
HeliaXDemoN
almost 13 years ago
:D
Gamesman
almost 13 years ago
@Blu Heavy: Don't forget hr has plenty sandviches!
Tonight we sleep IN HELL
almost 13 years ago
Nope.avi Sparta Remix
Wolsk
almost 13 years ago
Forever alone.
Blu Heavy
almost 13 years ago
Why not come to Heavy's House. Is not long trip to Russia. There is plenty of room. You can stay in Sasha's bed. Sasha will sleep with me. Is good, yes? Call soon.
Kazmohdim
almost 13 years ago
Heh, this made me lol. Love the "nope" part.
Anon
almost 13 years ago
Engie's life in Sniper's camper van would be interesting! So...waifu BLU Sniper has a male relative?
MartyMcFly
almost 13 years ago
Sniper is cooking meth in that van in the middle of the desert...
DM1293
almost 13 years ago
Don't be a wuss Engie.

This guy looks legit.
anonymous
almost 13 years ago
You know, I've always wondered if sniper actually does live in that camper or if it's just sort of his mobile base of operations. i mean the guy makes more money than a doctor. (assuming we can believe a post-card to his mother)
Cycloneblaze
almost 13 years ago
I hope to god she goes to stay with the other Engie. I can't see any other options...
On a related note: poor Sniper.
JesseL
almost 13 years ago
I would stay with sniper
engie-tan
almost 13 years ago
nope.avi
Anon
almost 13 years ago
anyone else notice that in the archives, the comic is called Duke Nukem - Desperate Measures?
Chromigula
almost 13 years ago
Oh, come on. That's not a van.

It's a camper. *rimshot*
Mu
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_108896]@Theshadowgaiden[/url] Did you not read the first few comics? Engineer originally was with Scout, and he basically told her to take a hike.
gimmethegepgun
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_109068]@Juan[/url]: They can't repair each others' sentries, remember? What'll they do when the spahs come?
Juan
almost 13 years ago
*I meant "for her" lol
Juan
almost 13 years ago
Why don't she go after Engie-Tan?
I'm pretty sure she'd have room (and more) from her :D
Ninj77
almost 13 years ago
Come on, Engie! Hop in and take a ride in the "rape-van"! Trust me, it'll be fun!!!
Rope
almost 13 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn't like the teeth?
Blundering
almost 13 years ago
I've always felt sorry for the sniper in these comics. It's kinda turning me off. It doesn't stop the sniper from being endearing though.

Forever alone...
Roam
almost 13 years ago
Or she could just swallow her pride and go back home... and like, not pick fights. Womens :V
SPYper
almost 13 years ago
Sniper throw piss at people and live in a van !!!
Aww
almost 13 years ago
D'aww, come one, snipey's a good lonely guy
Why would you turn him down?
AL
almost 13 years ago
I co-sign the Katawa Shoujo just to see the reaction.
V
almost 13 years ago
What K7 said.
Daniel
almost 13 years ago
She should just make a campfire surrounded by guns like in the Meet the Engineer video.
ThePainKillerPro
almost 13 years ago
Sniper: Soon... *hehehe*
lainofthewired
almost 13 years ago
Professionals have standards.
Spy
almost 13 years ago
ALWAYS TRUST A MAN IN A BIG BROWN VAN
Goldteddy
almost 13 years ago
Cut the guy some slack!
His luck with women is 0%
And when a Real Woman wants him on her team his fooled by Zhe Spy into thinking it was a Prank!!

And bloody hell if he owned a house it would be overrun by spies because he doesn't have a freaking Pyro as Boyfriend/Husband!!!
2Fort Cow
almost 13 years ago
Sniper's been denied again?
An Onymous
almost 13 years ago
haha, guess Engie is a smart girl after all.
lalalalala
almost 13 years ago
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Awel
almost 13 years ago
Poor sniper...
catkillerfive
almost 13 years ago
why not?
Caelun_Niveus
almost 13 years ago
I know a place you could stay Engie... My Exalted OC has a room, if you don't mind cold weather, haunted architecture, daily encounters with ghosts, not being able to leave during the night, tabletop RPGs, and the moaning of poor souls as they are forged into Soulsteel weapons and armor.
Lollery
almost 13 years ago
@Screw Sopa, here is how you do it with links:

<a>tinyurl.com/protestsopa</a>

<a>tinyurl.com/protestpipa</a>
Screw Sopa
almost 13 years ago
sorry last time screwed up. here are the correct ones"

tinyurl.com/protestsopa

tinyurl.com/protestpipa
Screw Sopa
almost 13 years ago
pass these around to your friends on the internet.

<link>tinyurl.com/protestsopa</link>

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mchornswaggle
almost 13 years ago
il take care of here
Sukudo
almost 13 years ago
i have a room free engie
Jeff
almost 13 years ago
Plenty of "Jarate" to go around
RoderickBR
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_108919]@isten[/url]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg9qnWg9kak Engie's appartment. [url=#user_comment_108896] @Theshadowgaiden[/url]: Seeing as orange-haired Engi-Tan may be there, it would be as akward as trying to stay at Pyro's place. On the other hand, Engeneer's room in the base could be vacant. Worth looking into.
dave
almost 13 years ago
Dat ASS!
Daapsie
almost 13 years ago
I would really like to see Jo play katawa shoujo and see his reactions on it.

And to all dem haters, screw you.
Einhander
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_108908]@Nielspeterdejong[/url]: He had his chances before, but he blew it! LOL (See Comic 277 - April 2nd)
Manly Yams
almost 13 years ago
That's not even fair. Sniper's a polite gent, and would never violate her personal space.

IMO anyway. He's an outdoorsman, but he's not a creepcake.
izzy
almost 13 years ago
I would've thought sniper would live somewhere high up and with lots of open space, like a jar factory.
kazecloud
almost 13 years ago
Nothing about it screams party van.
Davtwan
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_108908]@Nielspeterdejong[/url]: He'll have to learn to be social first since he's been alone for most of his life.
isten
almost 13 years ago
@I might be getting trolled now but... no, her glove really vanished, that one on the right hand too.
isten
almost 13 years ago
Well, engie is an engineer, i think theres an apartment in that blue box of her too, just needs some wrenching.
alchemist_friki
almost 13 years ago
sniper forever alone D:
Nielspeterdejong
almost 13 years ago
Poor Sniper ^^;

When is he finally going to get some luck? XD
I might be getting trolled now but...
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_108894]@Seal[/url]: Engineers in TF2 only have 1 glove.
spazhero
almost 13 years ago
i bet mini medic and heavy might like her company...or mabey (dare i say it) the technomancer!!!
K7
almost 13 years ago
Poor Sniper :(

Granted, the lady Demo has probably wired it to explode anyway.
Theshadowgaiden
almost 13 years ago
She hasn't tried scout. He'd probably let her stay just for a free dispenser now and then.
Seal
almost 13 years ago
Her.. Her gloves vanished! O_O
Teddy Roosebelt
almost 13 years ago
Poor sniper :C
Darkstar
almost 13 years ago
Lulz, who now.
So lonely enjie
Archer
almost 13 years ago
Really, Krieger, "dude, this van is like rolling probable cause"
markcocjin
almost 13 years ago
It wasn't the jars of what looked like lemonade that freaked her out. It was the jars of bleach smelling milk.
CosmicKirby
almost 13 years ago
Heavy and Mini Medic! Go Forth!
joepro
almost 13 years ago
wait, why is this one labled Duke Nukem in the archive?
Carlos
almost 13 years ago
She should have said "Heck no".
Adventure Man
almost 13 years ago
I think the reason why she doesn't go into the van is because she knows there is no toilet in there, which in itself is pretty bad, but the fact that he actually does his business in glass jars and then stores them for safekeeping is what breaks the deal.
Gamesman
almost 13 years ago
She saw the free candy sign! :)
Lockgar
almost 13 years ago
Why does she just build a house? She is an engineer and all...
Einhander
almost 13 years ago
LOL at Sniper and his raep-face. Who wouldn't avoid a man with an expression like that?
Midou
almost 13 years ago
I think engie threw her glove at sniper coz it disappears in panel 3.
gimmethegepgun
almost 13 years ago
Aww, the obvious Pedovan joke was taken already.
That was fast.
EagleEye
almost 13 years ago
Wait a minute... Does engie not have her bra on?!?! I now realize that anyone who reads this will now think the same thing!
Falco64
almost 13 years ago
Oh come on engy, it's just jars of piss...
Twiser
almost 13 years ago
ah... a fresh comic without abuse of fotonotes... yet