The simple solution is a series of well-placed satchel charges. That would cause the door to go crashing through all the other levels as well, solving them by default.

This map was beaten!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXusbznZjU

I'm totally making this for my first map.

Heres a update for the said level. Add in a Cash stash from cs_assault on some corner as a prop, you move that cash stash to the button, you've gone over the friendzone.

Here's a solution: step on button and portal your way through the door. In science, there is no time (or need) for love.

i got freindzoned recently :(

Hi I'm Chris Hansendroid and I'd like you spam bots to take a seat. I am now going to reach into your empty little digital skulls and trace your route so I can find out which ISP you're on so we can block your re-entrance. Next on 'To Catch a CPredator'

[url=#user_comment_134612]@vehlman[/url] You really have no clue what kind of button that is, do you? It was introduced only in the Co-Op game, it's called the Cube Button, and is designed to activate ONLY when a cube is placed in it. Standing on the Cube Button yields no results, no matter how many times you jump on it.

@Vehl:
Except if that is an exit doorway then it will just have an anti-portal field right behind the door.

It was an anti-portal shield before! I call hax!

STAND ON THE GOD DAMN BUTTON THEN PUT A FOOKIN PORTAL BEHIND THE DOOR!

Isnt the caption for the button supposed to say " Cube activated button " ?

Friendzone, dude this is fucking clever.
The only way to win is not to play and move on to another map.

1% chance of *

Friendzone:

1% of FWB mode.

oh y science, they have found us!

The zombie Spambots... Relentless beasts that never stop pestering... Release thy captcha wall!

lololololospam.

and nothing is done to stop them. I mean yo, they're promoting illegal stuff here... for fucks sake.

Someone needs to nuke that site like anon does to it's enemies. Take down the site a few times they might learn manners.

Im guesing Comments wil require Captcha or signng in from now on?

The spambots are strong with this post.

Sad, but its true Jo. D:

Why are there so many CP spambots?
IS IT AN FBI TRAP?

Okay I'm like 90% sure that said "anti-portal shield" yesterday.

[url=#user_comment_134367]@JackDesert[/url]: I am aware. It just seemed like you were referring to them as if they were people posting stuff, and not, you know, spambots. Computer code does not care what is illegal/immoral. It chooses to believe what it is programmed to believe.

And not one comment on "How I'm supposed to beat this stage?" "How I am supposed to beat this stage?" doesn't make sense.

I'm proud of my first grammar Nazi post ^_^

[url=#user_comment_134343]@Huttj[/url]: it's called a joke. Chris Hansen has a show dealing with pedophiles. one of the lines associated with him is "Lets have a seat here"

[url=#user_comment_134333]@Trotim[/url] As I said to Manta below, that's a cube button, you must place a cube on the button in order to activate it. It's like the Edgeless Safety Cube Receptacles, but for Weighted Storage Cubes, Weighted Companion Cubes, or Discouragement Redirection Cubes. Standing on it won't do anything.

@Tom_Genius You think friendzone is a "meme?" Hoooooo-boy, you are going have a LOT of trouble dating.

These spambots are highly entertaining.

Your dad was stuck on the friendzone

your real dad is the mailman


you're adopted

[url=#user_comment_134313]@JackDesert[/url]: I...I don't think spambots have doors. Or houses. Or bodies.

We don't know what the area behind the exit looks like. It may be possible to just stand on the button and shoot a portal in there.

The people saying you could walk through the glass are wrong, it's still solid glass.

ah ha ha its funny because ive been stuck on that level for many many years

What the shit? Lol spambots.

[url=#user_comment_134290]@manta[/url] That is the Aperture Science Cube Button, and thus, is only activated by placing a Weighted Storage Cube, Discouragement Redirection Cube, or a Weighted Companion Cube on it. Standing on the Cube Button won't activate it.

To those Lolita porn linkers.
I seen a nice little site for you to link to, it's called http://www.lets-have-a-seat-with-ChrisHansen.org It's a good sight, and don't worry about the riot geared people busting in your door... they're just there to escort you to Club MaximumSecurity.

Looks like we got spambots. I'm a sad little octopuss now.

Stand on button, fire portal through door.

Win.

How very droll. The friendzone doesn't exist, but nice effort on the joke!

Check this:
http://www.change.org/petitions/namco-bandai-and-from-software-release-dark-souls-pc-edition-without-games-for-windows-live
We need to put as much pressure on Bandai-Namco as we can.
Also ask:
-Dedicated Servers
-Mod Tools.
-PC optimization
-PC compatible UI
-Steamworks

Looks like Nerfnow needs to start running entries against StopForumSpam.

Alright, here's the plan. We need a rubber band, 40 toothpicks, the megaton hammer, a Saint Bernard, a stack of pancakes, and a hamster. We then launch an attack against the maker of spam-bots.

Oh noes! The evil spam bot army has found out that there isn't any protection here. We must activate our only defence the "Captcha wall of bot doom".

[url=#user_comment_134242]@vash_ts[/url]: You didn't miss a joke. There isn't any there. Just a spammer. A first sentence that makes sense by itself, and then random gibberish to get attention and links afterwards.

what is with the porn sites comments?
did I miss a joke?

ITS A FUCKING GLASS BX NOT A SHIELD YOU MORONS GOD CANT YOU IDIOTS GODDAMN READ

[url=#user_comment_134222]@Lawl[/url] Pretty much, see 'Nice Guy' for more analysis on the matter. For that matter, Pick Up Artist hilarity also relies on a similar mindset (since most PUAs are Nice Guys who got frustrated) that women have cheat codes you can enter to acquire sex.

YOU JUST WALK INTO THE SHIELD
...
PICK THE CUBE UP
...
WITH YOU HANDS
...
AND PUT IOT ON THE BUTTON

@???: yea, I think it spawned from the common belief among idiots, that women are like some sort of vendor, where you put niceness-coins in and sex comes out.
Female friends for the sake of friendship? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

If you destroy the cube, new one pops out from the tube up there outside the emancipation grid and you can use it to activate the button.

Or he just means it is a glass box, since you can't shoot portals through glass.

[url=#user_comment_134170]@R[/url]: I believe by Anti-Portal shield, he means the emancipation grid, which gets rid of portal and destroys unauthorized Aperture products, including the cubes.

What? Friendzone became a meme? Gah.

Version 2: "The same way you beat many things in life. And get hats. MONEY."

And yes, I'm a cube, therefore I can stand on the button.

Can't I stand on the button and shoot a portal to the other side? Sideways perspectives is hard.

Nope.

Hey, guys, have you heard? Each "spy here" and "mine" note shortens your lifespan by 30 minutes! Do you think it's true?

And then GLaDOS berates you for building an unsolvable test chamber.

Then again, you're only human.

I don't get it. Can't you just put cube on the button without using portal-gun?

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

I approve of the Friendzone.

Clearly you vaporize the cube and let it be recreated out of the pipe.

The camera angle hides the real exit to the left.

Stand on door, shoot portal pass door, create portal ,profit.

Friendzone? You can beat that, its called lots of alcohol and a good night out. Though in Portal's case, that's you dying constantly and then you resorting to hacks.

I'm pretty sure that shield dissolves the cube, so yeah it is sort of impossible

I'm pretty sure that shield dissolves the cube, so yeah it is sort of impossible

They could add the requirement to beat it yourself before you can upload it, like in SMB.

Nah, it's easy. It's just an Anti-Portal Shield not an Anti-Human Shield. You don't need any portals for that puzzle.

oooooh