We do need more dilishioush engy on engy action. WITHOUT the Scout's interruptions this time.
Shocked
almost 13 years ago
I'm shocked no1 in the photo notes points out the mutated tentacle
An Onymous
almost 13 years ago
Considering this entire site's comics were founded on the game TF2, I would hope that you (Joe) would actually enjoy that game. Also, has Engie always been that picky?
P.S. and while on subject is she really "Tsun-Tsun"?
HuddahHuddah
almost 13 years ago
So...is it fashionable to wear big zippers?
Davtwan
almost 13 years ago
...
Oh sorry, did you say something? I was too busy staring at the first panel.
Vulpis
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143064]@yrgasdg[/url] This is why you get a desktop system instead--in order to get a video card that will handle the most recent game, you *will* get charged limbs and vital organs for it. And then there's going to be getting it with Win7, and not 8...
Tsuki
almost 13 years ago
Oh hey look, Killing Floor. Never thought it'd get acknowledge in this comic.
KiteSC
almost 13 years ago
StarCraft: Brood War?!?!! BEST LAN EXPERIENCE EVER
Grizzlow
almost 13 years ago
You know what all comics about LAN and such things are missing? Warcraft 3. That is the only game me and my friends have been playing for years.
yrgasdg
almost 13 years ago
Pay five times more for a laptop and get 0.00001% of the video games
Poopsy
almost 13 years ago
Princess Peach sure is a jerk
SaintC4
almost 13 years ago
NerfNow, now with more Nazis
Dook
almost 13 years ago
Luckily today the thing about Mac gaming is not the lack of games (even though the lack of variety and support haven't gone anywhere), but the price tag. And the underpowered/non-upgradeable hardware.
inb4 "I paid $500 for a middling SSD and liked it/I voided my warranty to a $1200 laptop"
Tkun
almost 13 years ago
Is that how tentacles have bonners?
Foolish
almost 13 years ago
Now that's some sexy spooning right there. So horny.
Obby
almost 13 years ago
MORE TSUN ENGIE! MORE TSUN ENGIE! MORE TSUN ENGIE!
scienceguy8
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143025]@Bouchert[/url]: Ironically, Marathon would give way to that indispensable Microsoft game franchise juggernaut, Halo, which was originally written by Bungie, a primarily Mac game company, for Mac OS 9. Interesting story behind that, but I'm sure you guys have heard it before.
Tyr
almost 13 years ago
It's funny, that's exactly what happened in the comments last strip.
Unrepressing Lesbians
almost 13 years ago
@Repressed Lesbian: just leaving this here
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/jopereira/1
Derpy
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143030]@Suncatcher[/url]:
Sadly, you know the majority of the comments here will be about Mac vs PC and not pledging Joe for more lesbians.
D3lan
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143029]@SFLegend[/url]: Whats the problem with Diablo 3 on lan?
Look, people, we could argue all night about mac vs PC...
Or we could watch the lesbians.
SFLegend
almost 13 years ago
>Diablo 3
>LAN
Pick one.
Guybrush
almost 13 years ago
BLU Engie-tan is such a sourpuss.
Ever notice how the words "fanboy" and "fangirl" have completly differnt meanings rather than just being the gender counterparts of each other?
Bouchert
almost 13 years ago
I was a hardcore Mac user in the early 90's, and while I was vaguely aware of some game called Doom, it was really irrelevant to me. I felt as if software not available for Mac just didn't exist. But my PC friends reacted the same to titles like Marathon. Everyone lives in their own universe.
Me
almost 13 years ago
You could buy a hip sports car and a huge villa with pool...or you could buy a Mac.
Abedeus
almost 13 years ago
I'd still sell that Mac and buy 3 laptops instead.
Spy
almost 13 years ago
I'm watching these comics not only because I like it. I'm waiting for new TF2 Arc, because it was most interesting stuff that Nerf now gave to us. So Jo, can you say when you gonna make something about tf2? :)
Vincent
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143003]@Role[/url]: Because the Mac won't be around then, or because there won't be a distinction between the latest Mac OS and the latest Windows version (since they'll be the same)?
Toothball
almost 13 years ago
I hear Photoshop has cross-platform play these days too.
Tim
almost 13 years ago
All this fevered Mac hatred is kind of amusing. You know it's just another Windows-capable brand of PC at this point, right? The custom Unix-based OS is just additional icing on the cake.
I like my Mac, but I'm also writing this comment on a PC. Play games and stop worrying about the OS.
JO LIKE ANIME :3
almost 13 years ago
Tsun-Tsun dere-dere desune? joa-kun?? x3
Lesbian Afficionado
almost 13 years ago
DAT HAND. WHERE IS HER HAND? THAT IS RIGHT. PANTY-DIVING.
Thavleifrim
almost 13 years ago
Mac gamers are like unicorns, their prized possession is a shiny white thing, and they don't exist apart from a dumb few horses that think they are unicorns.
Oh Snap!
almost 13 years ago
OH wait it says the server cant be found... The Fuck?
Oh snap!
almost 13 years ago
Oh shoot i cant sign in threw my Open ID anymore :O!
U-Haul
almost 13 years ago
Never really got the whole Mac/PC thing, I assume it's like console wars only with slightly better grammar and neck beards replacing the screaming children.
Also Double Engie all across the screen! :P
Role
almost 13 years ago
Even I have to admit, despite my general hatred for Macs, that Mac gaming has come a long way in the last five years or so. Still, there's a host of other problems that Macs tend to face, but...
Well, let's be honest. Those are probably gonna be moot too in another half decade or so.
koshclassic
almost 13 years ago
let the shipping begin.
muthsera
almost 13 years ago
THERE WILL BE RAPE.
TheCrimson
almost 13 years ago
I would love it if you did a killing floor joke in one of your comics.
Thatguy
almost 13 years ago
>TF2
3 players or bots.
>Diablo 3
No LAN.
>Killing Floor
>Dungeon Defenders
Why can't I hold all this DLC?
>Left 4 Dead
Only reasonable choice.
Durandal
almost 13 years ago
Back in like 2001 I went to a 200+ person LAN with my old PowerMac G4. Probably the only one in the building, but I played a lot of Quake and UT, so no problems there.
Also was the only computer there that *couldn't* be infected by the virii that were running rampant on the LAN.
Xerxes
almost 13 years ago
@Great Biotic Wind: With how ubiquitous online games are becoming, very soon that will be the norm.
&!67
almost 13 years ago
dual boot your fucking mac and stop whining
or buy a pc.
macs are made for video editing or other shit.
gimmethegepgun
almost 13 years ago
Too bad DD was ruined by the massive power creep when they added UMF.
Evu
almost 13 years ago
only one arm away from a DotT joke!
Scout-Tan
almost 13 years ago
NEW ARC!
NEW ARC!
NEW ARC!
Call me a fanatic purist, but make it silent too, k?
I long for the days of the first nerf now comics.
???
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_142974]@MeowMix[/url]: Look up tsundere. You have much to learn, grasshopper.
Great Biotic Wind
almost 13 years ago
Somewhat defeats the "LAN" part. Its more like party where people play online games (together).
MeowMix
almost 13 years ago
Tsun-Tsun?
You people and your strange lingo.
Zeliss
almost 13 years ago
Boot Camp, man! The mac actually has a larger library of games than the windows-only machine because there are a few OS-X exclusive titles (I mean, unless you're making a hackintosh).
Bad Karma
almost 13 years ago
Yeah, *I* know a fun game we can play together. Mac not required.
wkz
almost 13 years ago
@Tsun-Tsun: Tropes? They're EVERYWHERE!!
TvTropes have ruined your life!!
In a few years, we'll be all "Darmok[Evil Overlord] and Jilard[Anti Hero], in Tenagra[Enemy Mine]"...
Tsun-Tsun
almost 13 years ago
Stay off the tropes, man. Once you start, you'll never stop!
Tacofiesta
almost 13 years ago
There are more Mac users reading your comic than you thought, huh? It's ok I could never stop reading your comics even if you despised Macs with the intensity of a thousand burning stars.
sauce
almost 13 years ago
>tsun-tsun
Oh god. xd
BraveSirJimOfLawl
almost 13 years ago
I agree fully with Repressed Lesbian.
LonePaladin
almost 13 years ago
Yeah, I expect the photo comments to go absolutely berserk with this one.
Octopiss
almost 13 years ago
Thanks for acknowledging this, I love you Nerfnow.
Maybe you should drive
almost 13 years ago
Install windows on that shit.
Repressed Lesbian
almost 13 years ago
Can we get a comic which is just the girls making out?
Bro
almost 13 years ago
In before like 20 boxes around the hugging engies
RoflCat
almost 13 years ago
(' ')/
-TF2
-D3 (still waiting for 1.0.3 though ' 3' I'm a Barb)
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