It's raining Nerf girl's ..... EVERYBOBY GET LAID NOW OH YEAH!!

Take care, I know got my Nerf girl ''Heh heh''

I learned this lesson a long time ago.
Blizzard punishes any gameplay that's outside of their intended zone and I happen to be the creative type that likes sandbox and lots of mods, my options. We're not meant to be together.

They straight nerfed the attack speed from equipments.
I quit NOW!

One of the things I appreciate form the the WoW dev team, is the fact that gear is necessary in order to survive, BUT IT IS NOT EVERYTHING, u need strategy to beat the game.

And despite what msot people thinks, Inferno is not hard, why? because everything depends on gear, the difference, is that gearing up there is a lot harder, IMO, increasing monsters power is the easy and most ridiculous way of putting difficulty in a game.

[url=#user_comment_143722]@Cubey[/url]: not just that... the Point is, as Jo said, The system of D3 was created to be dynamic, fun and avoid cookie cutters, but the devs wants u to play in a very specific way, D3 is a dungeon crawler, as so, it should allow u all the fun of exploring a dungeon, nerfing dungeon contents ruins that.

[url=#user_comment_143758]@Sean[/url]: Good for you! Now do it again now that they have nerfed attack speed and such so that you can't build as much or in many cases near enough leech or defense back for survival. It's all well and good you brag about what you did, the problem is what 'is' now.

I would really see a Blizzard dev playing a wizard in act 3 inferno PLEASE PLEASE against elite packs, just to laugh

[url=#user_comment_143744]@AetherMcLoud[/url]: At least Monks get to KEEP their spirit. Barbarians generate Fury exactly the same way, except they lose their fury between fights and pretty much lose it all every time they have to stop in town for something.

Also hopeful for Terraria comics!

The game is completely gear based. All classes are more then capable. Inferno is just extremely hard untill you have the gear. What people that die horribly a million time dont realize is everyone not ultra rich did the same thing. Ive beaten Diablo on Inferno on a Monk and a Witch Doctor.

It's simple, Diablo 3 is always updated/tweaked to make sure that everyone use their money in RMAH. Enjoy your nickle & diming folks!

[url=#user_comment_143751]@MeowMix[/url]: Blizzard wants you to spend all your money again on another character. And another. and another What you should actually do is take a break.

So what do you do when you have acquired the best gear in the game?

[url=#user_comment_143749]@Blizzard[/url] Then we shall whine in the shade!

Our nerfs shall block out the sun.

I was really looking forward to 1.0.3 with the Inferno nerfs (my monk got destroyed in act2/3) but the attackspeed nerfs killed all the fun.

Hitting once per second is not fun, especially when your spirit regeneration is lower the less you hit.

if you like terraria you might like starbound when it comes out, the guy that did the sprite work for terraria is working on it. http://playstarbound.com/

do the next strip a terraria one!

SKIP the Jungle Armor, is hilaaariously useless.

[url=#user_comment_143720]@Me[/url]: I'm scared for Warcraft 4. The warcraft universe is my favorite game universe. I grew up with it. And though I know they butchered it in Cataclysm, I surely hope it gets a proper revival in Warcraft 4. But I doubt it will :(

Lol, and this is why your comic is called Nerfnow. XD
Im done with Diablo 3. I'll play it if a friend wants to play. Right now i'm getting into LoL. I've never played before, its good fun. The next games im gonna get are Sins of a Solar Empire, Torchlight 2, and The Secret World.

Truly deserving of the webpages name "NERFNOW"

Damage from monsters significantly reduced.
Melee classes actually playable now on Inferno.
Drop rates increased.

People whine about +attack speed nerfs.

l2p noobs

i feel sorry for the people who bought the Annual Pass. They have to pay for a year of WoW which is total crap these days and get a free copy of an other crappy game.

Blizzard stopped caring about the players a long time ago, now they are money-grabbing tards.

blizzard announces a auction house were you can spend real money to get items, and you are surprised they are pushing you in that direction? lawl

Jo, depois da underground jungle, cave 1 buraco até o hell.. farme hellstone e outros itens q vc precisa... dpois pense c vc está preparado e ative o hardmode(matando o wall of flesh -> boss do hell)O jogo é BEM + dificil no hardmode.
http://wiki.terrariaonline.com/Terraria_Wiki

I'm voting in favor of Terraria.... though part of that is because I've got better things to do than farm, and definitely better things to do than spend anything in the auction house.

Of course they nerfed it! They don't want you farming shit, they want you wasting your money on the auction house!

Not sure why people keep bad mouthing DIII. It has it's issues, as any game does. DII was considered such an amazing game, and when I play DIII, all I can think is how much more awesome and fun it is compared to DII. I don't think I've played anything else for more then 30 mins since this came out.

Diablo 2 really hurt me in college, and is still a game I go back to for coop from time to time. I chose not to by Diablo 3 because I couldn't afford the time loss... looks like I lucked out.

Good to hear you're playing Terraria! Good game, a comic would be lovely (:

Forget a single Terraria Comic, do a whole damn Terraria arc!

You should try again, the game is way more fun and rewarding now.

Funniest and most timeliest thing you've ever done Joe.

Giggling at the hypocrisy

[url=#user_comment_143673]@Abedeus[/url]: Thank the fucking deity of your choosing. The number one thing i hated about D2 was the fucking Boss runs. Not only where they Necessary but total boring.

Terraria is amazing! Can't wait for some Terraria comics :)

Diablo III has mutated into something I can't love.

$250 items in the real money auction house? This is not a videogame anymore, it's a shrine to money.

Hey Jo, you know what they call a loot game where they tune everything for the benefit of hardcore players who have already hit the level cap?

World of Warcraft.

[url=#user_comment_143654]@Masterluigi452[/url] Seconding this. Meteor Man is the most fun I had in Terraria. Shame it isn't viable for hardmode and even underworld. Anyway, only reasons to visit the jungles IMO is the Vine Hook and Chakram.

Guys ! If you love Diablo and hate Diablo 3 check this game out -> http://www.pathofexile.com/

Hey, it's the Nerf Now Bat Logo! ... sort of.

You play terraria ? ùaybe you can make commics about it !

Remember when Nerf Now was a text-free comic about TF2?

No whining or anything.

Hey.
I told you. Diablo 3 sucks.

If you stacked IAS on Wizards, you were doing it wrong.

Also, I don't know who considers doing Mephisto runs or Andi or Baalruns over and over "fun".

Once you're done with vanilla Terraria, try out this mod (http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/adv-dark-souls-mod-the-story-of-red-cloud.87617/), it's a user-created adventure that adds a ton of new content to the game, it's pretty fun.

well, at least you do know that Terraria is way better.

[url=#user_comment_143663]@Crysalim[/url] Unless you can prove it, you have about as much clout as every other random poster here. Anyway, I got D3 through the annual pass, played for a couple days, and promptly cancelled the annual pass. I may come back in a year or so if it's fixed, assuming nothing better is out still.

The amazing thing my friend told me that inferno wasn't supposed to be finished for months. However, bugged skills + auction house items ruined the intended scale of the game.

Lots of people at Blizzard do not play the games they work on, such as a Starcraft player helping on WoW or Diablo. You also get tons of free stuff, such as in game codes and free copies of games to give to friends.

...and it was decided that Inferno was "hard enough" for normal people. Then Blizzard tripled the difficulty. This new setting was not playtested at ALL.

More interesting facts - many people who worked on D3 did not play the game. These include the menu designers and the network coders

Yay, the fact that I know someone who works at Blizzard finally comes in handy.

Inferno was not actually playtested in its current iteration. It was approximately 3x as weak (slightly harder than hell). Amazingly, the internal testers found this difficult...

What? They just changed this patch making every champion/elite pack drop an EXTRA rare when you have 5 stack of nephalem valor. They want you to go out and just kill stuff in order to get loot, and not run the same boss countless times, or farm vases.

Jungle Armor?
Please. Get Space Ranger set with Space Gun and go to town. Best fun you will ever have.

People still play this dumb game? o.O

Screw the jungle armor, dig depper and get yourself demonic ore if possible.
And yes, Inferno is a pain in the ass - they will screw the game little by little.

[url=#user_comment_143637]@Geary[/url] Your fault for thinking this Online Coop game is a single player game...

Big "balance" (read: nerf) patches - it's like playing a new game every time! So much value for money (unless you count any money and time you've spent on a build that is now fucked)!

Is there going to be a bitching comic every time they change something in Diablo 3? I mean, I thought Jo was done after the last patch, or when the dreaded "you can pay real money to get items" auction house opened up.

It was in a blue post that said that blizzard wasn't able to beat inferno.

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5149180916?page=3#45

And witch doctors are still in the game
Barely

Also,[url=#user_comment_143624] @njdss4[/url]: you forgot "At least half of the players are either intoxicated, 12, or about as smart as a 12-year-old". Your criteria can also work for MMOs or sequels, but only Blizzard can conjure up the perfect storm of stupidity and dickishness that is their forums.

*thumbs cylinder of Enforcer*

Huh.

Glad I'm not those guys.

Some of the nerfs seemed weird, but I feel like cheaper crafting and the enemy nerfs made up for them. As for the container thing, I think they meant full MF gear to be a handicap you took for better loot, so having it make farming containers viable was accidental and against their intentions.

Diablo 3: We have to put out a balance patch to a f*cking SINGLE PLAYER GAME. We thought NONE OF THIS through and put in just as much effort.

CRY SOME MOAR

Ditto to the Terraria comic. Only you can do justice to Dryad x Nurse.

@Naisu~:
Barb are the most powerful IF and only IF you get near the absolute perfect gear. In term of fresh off Hell entry gear, they are easily destroyed in Inferno.

Can't say I agree with some nerfs, but I totally agreed with Nether Tentacle one for sure.

The nerf i said WTF is the Magic Find full 100% nerf for containers... now having a full MF set becomes totally useless, since having it on means we'll never kill elites on inferno.

Mortar and Invulnerable minions was a called nerd too. those were 2 affixes that always called for a WTF I DIED swearing and a following reset. Atk speed nerf is a bit harsh but we can live with it, repair cost nerf is against zergdeath (which will happen a lot less with the elite damage nerf)

I tried Diablo, I thought it was a bit full of itself in the first 10 minutes, after which I got bored went back to erm... programming.

Shows you just how exciting I found it.

But yeah, do a Terraria comic! Woo!

Some nerfs were called for, namely inferno and drop nerfs. Damage bonuses to elites made ppl never using def skills (except energy armor with force rune) because even stacking max def skills they get oneshotted anyway. And ppl farming pots, barrels and such was surely an unintended way to play.

That'll teach people for playing the game for fun!

Most players hate the nerfs, but the tryhard elitists say "lol, QQ moar". Sounds like a Blizzard game to me!

I hope you do some Terraria comics. I love that game.

Moar engrish pl0x

Looking forward to Terraria comics!

Seems like massive QQ from the bads

Next strip: Terraria Comic.

YOU MUST DO IT!!!!

In your face casual DH's!

I thought Barbarians were already strong as fuck before the patch?