Noobs.R.us??? sounds like Toys.R.us gone backwards and started to make more video games than toys for kids!
I used to go there for Bionicle one of the best Lego's there was, but now we got Hero factory instead ''sigh'' I miss Bionicle...
Take care and remember the way of the Bionicle.
G
over 12 years ago
I did read the links, and you're still full of shit. It's people like you that prevent new players from ever becoming worthwhile opponents. Very few people are interested in learning to play a game where their opponents are so hell bent on winning that they kill the newbies the minute the game start
Nando Rock
over 12 years ago
@An Onymous: on TF2, you play (exemple) pyro = noob, sniper = noob, medic = "best player
When I wanted to say about a fun game, I wanted to say is that you play, enjoy, enjoy the moment, being pro or noob, and I'm not a retard screaming the whole time about your equipment or you're late on 10sec
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
Also, Boler didn't read the links I posted. Thus, this makes him inadequate to handle the discussion at hand.
He doesn't have the necessary knowledge to handle this. He lacks information.
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143993]@Boler[/url]: Pot calling the kettle black.
Now shoo.
Boler
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143892]@MASAKA[/url] you apparently have no idea when you are and aren't wanted, because you're still here making quadruple posts when no one really cares
An Onymous
over 12 years ago
I didn't know noob service existed, I usually just play on normal servers, get my butt kicked a bunch at first, and soon become good enough that others can no longer call me noob since I'm the one saving their butts.
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
Like explained VERY well in this blog post: http://greedygoblin.blogspot.ca/2010/10/its-cool-lol.html
The problem is that we are forced to play with them. Not in DIII, sure, but in WoW and other MMOs, usually. I'm happy when I get to filter them out, and as for me I know when I am not wanted.
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
Pretty much, they're implying you can't have fun at higher level. It's just a justification for playing poorly and never improving. Can give plenty of examples.
You don't quantify fun. That's the thing. Those players who justify being weak and playing poor as "playing for fun" are a plague. I.E that female writer who said games should have a mode for people who don't like to play the game and just want to see the story.
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143885]@Boler[/url]: anyone who bashes anyone who uses the term 'scrub' seriously needs to get a damn life
Temperantia
over 12 years ago
Read the several comments below as "YOU HAVE FUN WHEN YOU GET GOOD, LET ME STOMP ON YOU UNTIL YOU GET THERE"
HuddahHuddah
over 12 years ago
Love these comments below,
how exactly do you quantify or measure "fun"?
Boler
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143877]@MASAKA[/url] anyone who uses the term 'scrub' seriously needs to get a damn life
usbfridge
over 12 years ago
PLEASE make a quick post for the tf2 banana crisis, you haven't done any tf2 things in a long time.
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
It's SIRLIN'S PLAY TO WIN, IT'S AN AMAZING BOOK.
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
There's that sweet spot between RP and efficient gameplay. I reached it. You play efficiently, yet are immersed in the game. FUN TIMES.
"Fun gamers" as you describe, who play not to win are a plague. Scrubs. READ THIS: http://www.sirlin.net/ptw
AND STOP
BEING
RETARDED
DUMBASSES
MASAKA
over 12 years ago
@Nando Rock: Your are what is wrong with gaming.
"Fun gamers"? So you think high end players have no fun? Fun is subjective and it goes from both spectrum. I wonder how failures like you get fun knowing you suck and not seeking to improve.
Nando Rock
over 12 years ago
I like noob games, i like pro games, i hat DOTA and LOL because there is no space for noobs ou fun gamers
Azio
over 12 years ago
~ you learn the game, but unless you want to stay unskilled for a while, you're going to have play regular and harder servers to get better. Still, going onto noob servers and just stomping everyone every once in a while is still fun.
Azio
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143796]@goat[/url]: Actually, I would agree with Jo here. If you want to improve on a game, you have to challenge yourself, or at least have the patience to suffer through and learn things. I started on a nighteam 2fort server and I quickly learned how to demo. Playing easy mode when starting out can help~
Garlson
over 12 years ago
One too many people do/did this on Dawn of War I. Another reason why I disliked that wretched community.
remember
over 12 years ago
newbie : beginner who can learn to become good and skilled
noob : bad player who think he is good but alsays stay bad forever
Naive dude
over 12 years ago
I once joined a newbie game when giving the original dawn or war multiplayer a chance, turned out the other team was three guys with matching colour schemes with french flags on there units, who were definitely no newbies, looking for easy ranking. didn't go back (to DoW multiplayer, that is)
Blurgas
over 12 years ago
When it comes to a new game, I rarely jump straight to the MP. If the game has an SP component or offline capability, I go there and pound on bots first so I can get a feel for how the game plays.
Masterhand
over 12 years ago
nope.avi
sigh
over 12 years ago
noob =/= newb.
Get it fucking right people...
The faggot on the right IS the noob here.
I've joined "Newbie" servers before as an old time player, But it was to offer advice if they were willing to listen in, done it in a few games like TF2, CSS, BF3 etc. The servers do help a little but you get some idiots who join just to ruin the fun.
Faro
over 12 years ago
Still it's a good idea to practice the basics on a newbie server or test out new characters or whatever.
derp
over 12 years ago
looks like u mad when people own you on noob servers :)
crayven
over 12 years ago
"Noob servers" on BF3 are actually traps where high lvls come to rank up their guns.
I stay away from noob "friendly" ( ya right ) servers.
Seg
over 12 years ago
I go to noob servers when I feel like playing with a silly loadout and don't feel like getting reamed for doing so. Then I get reamed by all the people who join noob servers to wreck everyone.
Donitz
over 12 years ago
Dota 2 matchmaking in a nutshell
jso
over 12 years ago
I usually do suspiciously well on those battlefield newb servers
ktccd
over 12 years ago
I guess I'm the fourth guy over there then? I'm a damn good player, but I play on noob-servers a lot... Playing "seriously" just stresses me so much XD.
Plus, on noob-servers, I can mess around as pyro and not fail too miserably :P.
goat
over 12 years ago
"Playing on noob servers teachs you to fight noobs, and when you left it guess what... you will be a noob again because everybody is using advanced tactics."
jo, no
Chessrook44
over 12 years ago
This is not a Terraria comic. SON I AM DISAPPOINT.
Merrr
over 12 years ago
It's true. I started TF2 playing on servers my friend (Who had played for years) usually played on. Got my ass kicked every match for the better part of two and a half months. Started doing decent, getting at least INTO the top ten.
Went to PUB games, top 3 every round. Feelsgoodbro.jpg
Chase
over 12 years ago
I love smurfing, but most games (like LoL) I quickly get kicked out.
But usually I can get by as a newbie by playing incredibly lazily, and watching a tv show at the same time.
BowlerHatMan
over 12 years ago
In NerfVerse, one must earn their eyebrows by pwning noobs.
Kazmohdim
over 12 years ago
I cant do newb servers. Their game experience is so low that they cant even keep up with me.
RoflCat
over 12 years ago
Last panel: Me in DotA2 co-op vs Bot game .- .
There's a certain amusing aspect to getting 64 Flesh Heap stack in 40 minutes on Pudge that doing so in normal game would have people calling you jerks for not finishing the game...
wkz
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143778]@Shadow12000[/url]:
Smurf: someone who is actually good, but pretends to be a Noob. He feigns intelligence and/or skill, but he actually HAVE feigns intelligence and skill, thus confusing Newbies to hell and back on what exactly is intelligence and skill in XXX game.
Shadow12000
over 12 years ago
Newb: As in Newbie. Someone new to a game, inexperienced, etc.
Noob: Someone who's bad at a game but feigns intelligence and/or skill of it in order to look better, but just looks like an idiot.
Meowmix
over 12 years ago
There are no actual noobs on a noob server. Everybody there is a pro player pretending to be a noob so that they can prey on actual noobs. Any sane noob knows that, and so the noobs migrate to normal servers.
Chaos
over 12 years ago
This is what I do, and I still get mad at video games.
Implying you are not one
over 12 years ago
>"Noobs"
>2012
Tacofiesta
over 12 years ago
That's a good idea, I'm totally going to find noob servers so I can feel better about my skills as a player.
Grimdrome
over 12 years ago
Not sure if guy or bald girl...
asd
over 12 years ago
reminds me of bot games in lol... you can play but you wont get better
B-Hop
over 12 years ago
Reminds me of CS:Source, only in that case almost everyone on the server is a grandmaster Counter Strike player with a degree in owning and there's maybe one or two actually noobs who will never get better due to being slaughtered within 15 seconds of the round starting.
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