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OMG SUCH A WHINER
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225547]@hah[/url]: Why would you ever think that he wants more TF2 comics? Only because he's tired of the Dota 2 ones? And if a webcomic stops to be interesting for someone, he will stop to read it. It's not that strange, I think.
PLEASE!!
almost 12 years ago
Anything but TF2
PLEASE!
almost 12 years ago
MLP:FiM
geek2
almost 12 years ago
I learn this the bad way also in LoL and DotA2.
Smince
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225305]@Cheston[/url]: That's what I meant. SMNC takes skill, Smite point and click. To bad most players of today want/prefer easy games.
Frelus
almost 12 years ago
Where's the Pudge?
micxiao
almost 12 years ago
where is ancient apparition? :p
PLEASE!
almost 12 years ago
TF2
Shredder
almost 12 years ago
I gues i didn't make it in time to appear on this comic.
bodmans
almost 12 years ago
@Too much dota recently: we WILL find you, and DRAG you all the way back to the internetzpage called NERFNOW. only because we are nothing but fickle minions of overlord Jo
Tk
almost 12 years ago
@Aki, Oops i mean "even" when there arent teams. skipped it by accident when typing Xo
Nope
almost 12 years ago
They nerfed Drow's aura now, so it doesn't push all lanes with her doing absolutely nothing. Thank Dog!
dontmind
almost 12 years ago
change lane, if your team can't stop pinging you when you do that, then it's a GG
Translator
almost 12 years ago
And acording to google translator "クソ" means "fucking", "shit", "damn", or "crap"

Remember this when you find a japanese player
Translator
almost 12 years ago
If we translate xx's rant about Dota 2 comics to Japanese and then to English enough times we get this:

Dota 2 is slow us these can sort the update almost completely really funny cartoon クソ.
yabster
almost 12 years ago
haha i learnt this the hard way as well
123
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225447]@xx[/url]: No. You're not the majority. Quit commenting over and over with ricidulous names saying you don't enjoy dota 2 because I know a very large part of people who visit this page like Dota 2.
eg
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225385]@Erus[/url]: Maybe he meant LoL?
hah
almost 12 years ago
@Too much dota recently: We all know you're not leaving anywhere. You're just saying that thinking "JO WILL SURELY SEE MY COMMENT AND CHANGE THE COMICS TO MORE TF2! MORE TF2! MORE TF2!"
wut
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225542]@Wolfzoon[/url]: Jesus fucking chirst quit using green text/quote text/whatever the fuck you call it in a site where it doesn't work, it makes you look like a jackass
wut
almost 12 years ago
@Mad Skull: BEFORE the patch? He was considered completely fine before the patch, if not a little too average. People started hating her after she got the buffs, dumbass
Wolfzoon
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225107]@Dotafan[/url]: >implying outsmarting the enemy does not require skill Or you might just have a weird definition of skill.
def
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225253]@Max[/url]: Ah, I see. I didn't know that, thanks for clarifyng. However I still don't like the "3 tower hits kill you in first levels" kinda formula.
ksauçlo
almost 12 years ago
@)(( oops rtudee ag golo
cakulo
almost 12 years ago
quero jogo
Not a spy
almost 12 years ago
@>_>: Oops

Remove the Furion part
=|
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225447]@xx[/url]: But the best part of the site is the comments section anyway
Anon
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225425]@dotasux[/url]: PUTTING LE IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING TO LE MAKE FUN OF LE REDDIT SURE IS FUNNY AND NOT LE OLD AT ALL
>_>
almost 12 years ago
@Not a spy: Sucks to play 1 vs 6, jaja?
Riki
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225439]@Rubick[/url]: You were in that FarmVille comic
ClinkzEastwood
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225399]@CynthiaCrescent[/url]: FUN !
xx
almost 12 years ago
i think most of us would be perfectly fine with slower updates if it meant more genuinely funny comics and less fucking dota 2.
Not a spy
almost 12 years ago
Reminds me of the Tinker who got killed in the fountain by Sunstrike+AA ult+Rocket Flare+Zeus ult+Furion ult

There is no safe place in DOTA
 
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225439]@Rubick[/url] you were hooked by Pudge.
Rubick
almost 12 years ago
By the way, where is me in the comics hmm?
dotasux
almost 12 years ago
OH BOY ANOTHER DOTA2 COMIC XD

LE FUNNY JOEK
CynthiaCrescent
almost 12 years ago
People having no idea how to balance the hero and instead qq on comic pages about it.

Christ what are we even here for?
@Too much dota recently
almost 12 years ago
What a whiner.
Sure
almost 12 years ago
I dnot' play that crapy beta-version of LoL.
Erus
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225382]@Sure[/url]: you suck at dota2
Sure
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225369]@Din182[/url] keep enemy under his tower is good idea because tower will kill most of minions. More minions killed by tower means less minions killed by enemy champion. On the downside you are too far away from your tower and vulnerable to gank.
Din182
almost 12 years ago
@Too much dota recently: Your loss. I am fairly sure nobody cares about you leaving, except possibly Jo might care a little tiny bit. Maybe with a couple molecules of brain matter.
Din182
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225108]@Heh[/url]: I have been killed while next to a tower in LoL many times. The tower are completely useless at protecting you unless the enemy is at low health, and you aren't, or you are all at low levels. And depending on the champ, it is easy to destroy a tower before lvl 6.
HeliaXDemoN
almost 12 years ago
I never played mass effect, x-com and other games, but always enjoy the comics, stop be pussies.
fiendfyre
almost 12 years ago
Love your dota 2 comics, don't worry as the dota community grow I am sure more people will follow your webcomic :D
Too much dota recently
almost 12 years ago
But this is no longer the webcomic for me. Thank you for all the laughs throughout. But this is the final time I will be coming to this site. I will always look back fondly on this comic in remembrance
Too much dota recently
almost 12 years ago
Goodbye nerfnow. Goodbye jo. I've loved this comic for ages, but the recent obsession with dota2 has me put off. I've stayed a while. hoping it would ease up a bit, but it seems that this is the new direction you want for the comic. I wish you well in your comics continued success.
Cheston 2.0
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225305]@Cheston[/url]: Damn typos, meant to say Smite not site
Cheston
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225112]@Smiter[/url]: SMNC takes so much skill that it's hard for new players, even those experienced in FPS or MOBA genres to play, because it uses a full 3D space for your movement, attacks and skills. Site however just uses a 3d aesthetic, everything travels along essentially a 2D plane
Smince
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225112]@Smiter[/url]: Actually Super Monday Night Combat takes skill. Smite just needs point and click
Mad Skull
almost 12 years ago
Meh... cant understand why so many hate/rage with drow ALWAYS, think she is the most hated heroe in Dota, before and after all the balance patches, still being hated... for ANY lame excuse.
240
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225192]@well[/url]: Just gonna leave this here: http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Attack_Speed
Max
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225245]@def[/url]: *You're safe no matter what* Humm, nope. Later on, around level 7/8 too, it takes the tower at least 7/8 shots to kill a champion, it' not unusual then to have the jungler gank and tower dive, a good team will pas the aggro and deal with it despite the tower.
def
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225218]@dealwithit[/url]: Actually I think it makes more sense. In LoL just hide behind a tower and you're safe no matter what, just like you NEED to have the creeps be after you in order to even do damage. Dota 2 isn't as forgiving as LoL is, you can't go around hugging towers.
Naumhagatos
almost 12 years ago
"That shit just towerdive me and left with his health half-full!"

BETTER NERF I... Oh, wait! This is about "that" game...
mags
almost 12 years ago
i am never played DOTA but apparently the CHAMPION are such a doucheb.
KiteSC
almost 12 years ago
I love it when people pick drow on the other side. No early level escapes at all. Oh boy.
yeah
almost 12 years ago
You're a cutey patootey, dealwithit.
dealwithit
almost 12 years ago
this is the reason why dota 2 sucks
Mel
almost 12 years ago
Blizz Allstar towers will have ammunition that eventually runs out. Hehe, can't wait for people who think hugging them = safety forever to experience that!
Me
almost 12 years ago
As a LoL veteran playing my first game of DOTA 2 pretty much went the same way. A tower in LoL kills you in 3 hits, in DOTA 2 it barely tickles you. It went from "tower hugging" to "run for your life (and gold)"
well
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225092]@Drowssap[/url]: Yeah, but her attack range is 625, not 400. And even then, it's 40 agility, meaning 40 damage (+his other skill turning that agility into more damage) and 40 attack speed. And well, she has no attack skill. But she can have a FS, BD or SB, and even then you'll be silenced.
ss
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225052]@Syr[/url]: I didn't know about the Razor thing, knew about Bloodseeker. But the silence isn't the ONLY bad thing about her, it's the fact that she silences you and then proceeds to chop more than half of your movement speed with massive damage, so you'll die before the silence ends and you can't LM her.
well
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225049]@240[/url]: It's pretty clear you have no idea how Dota 2 works. This isn't Dota 1. This isn't the mod for WC3. Just hover your mouse over the agility stat, it says "Each point increases attack speed by 1", if I get 80 agility, that's not 80% faster attack speed
h8rsg0nn4h8
almost 12 years ago
Seriously guys. You need to A) get off of Jo's ass about how he should write HIS comic, and B) STOP BEING SUCH DOTA NERDS.

...that is all.
...
almost 12 years ago
the worst comic til now
swag
almost 12 years ago
THIS COMIC IS AWFULL
wtf
almost 12 years ago
this comic is fucking retarded
Sure
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225108]@Heh[/url] you are right indeed. Because only noobs in LoL beleave that tower can protect them.
 
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225113]@Techgineer[/url] because facerolling is hard.
OkBroYouPro
almost 12 years ago
There should be a Pudge to hook that bitch out of tower.
Techgineer
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225112]@Smiter[/url] >Smite >Takes Skill I don't even.
Smiter
almost 12 years ago
Or you could just go play Smite, which actually takes skill.
Heh
almost 12 years ago
Only noobs needs a tower to protect them against heroes. That's why towers in LoL are so strong, because the game is full of casual noobs that must have a safe spot to not be killed.
Dotafan
almost 12 years ago
Outsmarting the enemy is 99% of what you need to win a dota match. The last 1% comes from skill.
OMG
almost 12 years ago
So many Dota 2 comics. More Dota 2 or I'll never read again!!!1!1!
anon
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225029]@@Wat[/url]: The word "free" refers to the fact that she gets 80 passive agility without having to spend mana or wait for a cooldown, dumbass. Hopefully Drow will no longer be OP with her nerf in 6.77. My guess is she'll still be pretty broken but not the game ruiner she is currently.
Drowssap
almost 12 years ago
Um, you guys do realize that Drow's ult bonus is halved whenever there's an enemy hero within 400 radius of her, right?

And she still has no escape skill + very squishy, so only the stupid global aura made her a tad broken.
Fgwar
almost 12 years ago
Zeus needs an equippable Nintendo Power Glove with that stance.

NOW. I don't know why, but my head is telling me to.
Core
almost 12 years ago
@Well...

It was focused on Tf2 for a longer time
rice_in_a_bowl
almost 12 years ago
being the serial killer that i am, I took this poor tower hugging luna's 3 waves of creeps to neuts and she got no choice but to 1: tank the creeps 2: hide and let her tower take damage or 3: die and let us push.

she gladly did 3.
Waffl3x
almost 12 years ago
And you're dead anyway because there are multiple ranged nukes coming your way, not to mention refresher zeus.
well...
almost 12 years ago
I think what hurts NerfNow most is the single focus on one game for a longer period of time...
Syr
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225044]@ss[/url] It's 6 seconds. 4 Seconds is lvl 2 silence. And she had that forever, and was considered a subpar/weak hero. And she was. Did you know that Razor can have 300 damage at lvl 7? Or that bloodseeker can silence you (if you're a caster) for 9 seconds with 6s cd?
240
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225033]@69[/url]: Matter of fact, until something like version 6.6x, ASPD items and buffs were given in precentages, f.e. Gloves of Haste's description said they give "15% attack speed".
240
almost 12 years ago
"It's clear that you don't even know how Agility works. Each point is a single point of attack speed, not 1%+"
Aaand, it's clear you have no idea how WC3 works. Each point of attack speed increases actual speed by 1% of the base value (which is 1.7 for all heroes, save for a few exceptions).
ss
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225029]@@Wat[/url]: Actually, the thing that made her(and still does make her) so strong was the fact that she can Silence for 4 fucking seconds. 4 seconds of which she can attack with huge damage, massive attack speed, and 60% slow. 60 fucking percent. That means you'll die before you can even attack her.
Syr
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225034]@updates[/url] http://www.playdota.com/changelogs/ for balance changes.
@Wat
almost 12 years ago
"free"? You have to pick her.
FV gets a 'free' 5 second AoE stun though immunity, a 'free' 25% chance bash, 'free' 25% extra average health, and a 'free' blink.

Shut up until you learn how DotA gets balanced. The only thing that made Drow much stronger than other carries was the global aura.
ClinkzEastwood
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225034]@updates[/url]: I mean http://blog.dota2.com/
ClinkzEastwood
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225034]@updates[/url]: Dota2.com -_-
updates
almost 12 years ago
Is there any good place to see specific Patch Notes? Looking up "Dota 2 X.YZ patch notes" doesn't bring anything up.
69
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225029]@Wat[/url]: "%80 more attack speed" It's clear that you don't even know how Agility works. Each point is a single point of attack speed, not 1%+. I'm not defending her, just clarifying, and other than that you're completely right.
Wat
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_225005]@Unbroken[/url]: The problem is the 80 free agility she's getting. That's 80% more attack speed, 11 Armor, 80 Damage. Then Trueshot Aura takes 26% of that free agility and makes it more damage. That's (roughly) another 20 damage. She gets a free 100 damage from her skills alone before any items.
RandomRacist
almost 12 years ago
Black Jesus! I mean black Zeus! Too politically correct! Arghhhhhh!
c3p
almost 12 years ago
I want to comment too!
Rathial
almost 12 years ago
@ Unbroken

That's not really much of a hard nerf she can still output some insane damage, just can't push all lanes while sitting in fountain with her aura :P
Dawm
almost 12 years ago
Zues ults giving vision to sniper so he can ult then a perfectly synchronized power shot+illuminate+flare.
Discrider
almost 12 years ago
You could repick to a less likely to get ganked hero, that's always a possibility.

Also a clean comment section is mesmerising.
Unbroken
almost 12 years ago
You haven't seen the 6.77 patch nerfs to Drow, then?