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Crabs
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Tuna
almost 13 years ago
It's hard to feel sorry for these medics, as when you're on the other team it's hilarious. I remember a spy on my team getting ubered and just jumping up and down while the medic ubered him. I lost my shit.
trenchcoat
about 13 years ago
It's a shame. I once ubered a pyro and we killed about 5 players and two sentries. Autoclave AND pyrotechnics. I've never ubered a spy though.

Wehn I do... I will follow that spy to the ends of the Earth, and get revenge... not that I will because I'M NOT STUPID!
Primary
over 13 years ago
Saw this today, friend got uber'd by enemy medic and just spy-crabbed in our base lol.
KittenyKat
almost 16 years ago
Yeah, as the comic is getting more readers the photo notes seem to be getting completely out of control lately, mostly ever since the L4D arc started.. :/ Maybe the author needs to impose a limit, or start deleting notes that don't add anything.
Ocean Man
almost 16 years ago
Spy sapping your photo notes.
PsychoDuck
almost 16 years ago
Wow. One of my photo notes got entirely covered in other notes and is completely unreadable.
Judanas
almost 16 years ago
I realy want to see medic snap and take out half the enemy team...
Horace
almost 16 years ago
The last panel is even funnier if you imagine the Mexican hat dance playing in the background.
Toasty
almost 16 years ago
God I love doing this...
RARE SPY CRAB
almost 16 years ago
DOCTAR! MEDIK! DOCTAR!
zzzdude
almost 16 years ago
I don't like the new art style.
Tim
almost 16 years ago
Well, at least you got the "ah it was a spy the whole time" and "crab spy" jokes out of the way at the same time. :)
Anonymous
almost 16 years ago
OMG SPYCRAB JOKE NERFNOW IS OVER jmpdthshrkjmpdthshrkjmpdthshrk
SAC
almost 16 years ago
Join the "SPY CRAB PRESERVATION SOCIETY"!

I'm not in it, but my buddy started it. :D They've got a cool logo and everything!
Prediction
almost 16 years ago
The medic will soon see that there is another way he can help his team. He shall be the Combat Medic, and needles will fly.
Max
almost 16 years ago
Foolish spah! He could still switch the uber and get ~4 seconds of uber on someone useful! Stay disguised until the uber runs out.
wisH
almost 16 years ago
tbh wheres the overly paranoid pyro?....anyone who's played a spy knows what i mean
Mabatsekker
almost 16 years ago
Oldest trick in the book :D
Dacrazybird
almost 16 years ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....
Krab
almost 16 years ago
Hail to the krab, baby!
Tappipappa
almost 16 years ago
Btw cant wait to see BLU engineer and RED engineer fight eachothers :3 CAT FIGHT!
Also wheres Female Scout,Spy,Soldy,Pyro,Demo?
Tappipappa
almost 16 years ago
misses FYI imma spy spray...JUST STOP UBERING THE SPY AND UBERSAW HIM!!! >:(
Flux
almost 16 years ago
Noob medic is noob.
Authoritah
almost 16 years ago
Kritzkrieg on a spy won't work, they'll only get one shot off before they uncloak and you can't heal them anymore.
Devillon
almost 16 years ago
I have a strange feeling medic will RAGE QUIT.
Fooflyer
almost 16 years ago
I am ze ubercrab!
Pedro
almost 16 years ago
8U
Forthex
almost 16 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAb5AKm7rvo&fmt=22
oooh HD, skip to 1:40
"GET 'EM, PUSSY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE A SPY!!"
Mashirafen
almost 16 years ago
What about the people doing things that prove they aren't spies? Not spy checking them will save you a lot of time.
Merc
almost 16 years ago
Its not a medic its Heavy-tan. Medic-tan looks different.
Numbah one rule as a Medic: No one is never a spy. Always spy check. It will save you a lot of grief.
Anon
almost 16 years ago
Poor Medic. Fooled by a Rare Endangered Crab Spah!
SAC
almost 16 years ago
No. No it is never complete without it. And in this case, you pulled it off much better than I've seen before. Congrats!
Man, I never try that. I gotta start doing it again! :D Now that I'm the #1 spy on AxlsTF2, why not?
The13thclam
almost 16 years ago
Heavytan ftw!
sbk
almost 16 years ago
possibly my favorite arc yet
Karesh
almost 16 years ago
That's a heavy, the Hat is associated with Russians, and the little red dot is a Red Star.
Elixe
almost 16 years ago
Ha, that red medic has a shotgun. Wtf 0.o
Joshua
almost 16 years ago
Who's the Red chica in the background? Is that Female Heavy? =O
Madine
almost 16 years ago
1.  Remember to look both ways before crossing the street.

2. Please and thank you will get you far in life.

3. Always shoot high-velocity blood-draining needles into everyone you meet.  Your friends will understand.
MadTinkerer
almost 16 years ago
Two things make this less painful for poor Medic: 
1) He can still run away with a few seconds of invincibility if he's quick.
2) He didn't use the Kritzkreig to give an enemy spy 100% crits with the pistol. That would have been really awful.
Qba
almost 16 years ago
The worst thing that could happen to any medic :-|
DarkeSword
almost 16 years ago
I feel so bad for Medic. :(  Where's the real Pyro?  Is Heavy going to come and save Medic?! :(
Cicadymn
almost 16 years ago
Nothing like being a spy and telling your teammates "Alright guys I'm gonna bring this medic over here to you. The look of betrayal in their eyes as their disembobied head flys off is always satisfying.