[url=#user_comment_242663]@Chaos[/url]: NOT LOUD ENOUGH. SING FOR SLAANESH!
Chaos
about 12 years ago
Blood for the Blood god.
Someone
about 12 years ago
Just goes to show how popular Ultrasmurfs are, when even hideous tentacle monsters accept Rowboat Girlyman as their spiritual liege.
Also:
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!
COMMANDER BOREALE
about 12 years ago
MEANWHILE OUR GROUND FORCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPEHSS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FURY!!
COMMANDER BOREALE
about 12 years ago
WE HAVE PLACE NUMEROUS BEACONS, ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULN-TANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES. THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVRE STEEL RAIN. WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE FOE. WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM. WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIVE!
COMMANDER BOREALE
about 12 years ago
BUT WE SHALL NOT DIE, NO! IT IS THE ENEMIE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT! AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPEHSS, PREPARED TO DEEP STRIKE! OUR PERIMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMIES SHOULD BE SO BOLD AND SO FOOLISH.
COMMANDER BOREALE
about 12 years ago
THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOST. BATTLE BROTHERS! SPEHSS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY AND WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR, AS BLOOD RAVENS, AS SPEHSS MAHREENS, AND WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH! IF WE DIE THIS DAY WE DIE IN GLORY! WE DIE HEROES' DEATHS!
Durandal
about 12 years ago
Bayonetta is best Dante, obviously.
Indrick Boreale
about 12 years ago
allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
Indrick Boreale
about 12 years ago
It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons
Indrick Boreale
about 12 years ago
Battle Brothars!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! I
Crysalim
about 12 years ago
Mmm... delicious fanservice.
Burg
about 12 years ago
Ew, Ultramarines. Salamanders b savin' people.
Brick
about 12 years ago
Only thing more badass than not looking at explosions is not looking at lesbians.
Anon8792
about 12 years ago
@tabletops NAOW
technically, he's shown many times before that he likes(or atleast acknowledges) warhammer. He's had a Nid and Zergling battle, Zerglings bum rush a Marines home for halloween and a few other things I'm forgetting.
Tarrker
about 12 years ago
I love that Jo is painting an Ultramarine ^_^
Necrom
about 12 years ago
WE MARCH FOR MCCRAGE AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
Tabletops NAOW
about 12 years ago
So when are the 40K and board game comics gonna start? That mini is far more of a tease than that kiss...
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_241001]@Bob[/url] aren't you too old for this site?
kdebones
about 12 years ago
Better Ultramarine then Blood Raven's Borialus...
Also, we finally see Red Engi and Orange Engi kiss. Damn Scout ruined it last time.
Titus
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_241019]@Alpharius[/url] I took your comment to mean "repainting your legion's armor to disguise your troops as Ultramarines."
Baseless paranoia, I'm sure.
Ahh... To think we have come this far from the early days of nerfnow when they only made jokes about lesbian make outs, and now we get to see them :D I approve
Shadow Scryer
about 12 years ago
What's wrong with Black Templars?
Shadow Scryer
about 12 years ago
Ultramarines Jo? Really?
derp
about 12 years ago
too*
YAY
about 12 years ago
Just wanted to say i love tf2. And i love you two.
Dante
about 12 years ago
Hey come on now, just because EA didnt' make a good game out of me doesn't mean i can't be part of the debate :(
...I mean the inferno was kind of a bitch to ascend from...
Alpharius
about 12 years ago
Oh hey, that's exactly what I'm doing right now.
Painting Spess Mehreens, I mean. Not making out with cute girls :c
An Onymous
about 12 years ago
Awww YEAH! nice work Joe. :)
Bob
about 12 years ago
The best Dante was Dante from The Divine Comedy
NOOO Joe!
about 12 years ago
Not Ulta smurfs! Joe NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Titus
about 12 years ago
Leandros, try to keep up.
Leandros
about 12 years ago
Both are inferior to our spiritual liege.
And thin your paints.
Iron Lung
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_240978]@Ninj77[/url]
I've long thought Eldar were underused as fanservice material. It could work!
Ninj77
about 12 years ago
@Iron Lung: I really hope he can use 40K as material for future strips. Now Jo knows there are a lot of fans interested in this stuff...it will be a shame to miss this opportunity.
Iron Lung
about 12 years ago
40k material might be awesome, +1 to that. Do you actually play Ultras or are they just being used as an easy "this is a Space Marine" stand-in object?
Beretta
about 12 years ago
The Internet's asshurt their super-sue is so obviously a reflection of his audience instead merely being the semen-gargler they could pretend they merely "liked."
Tldr; no fanboys you're the faggots. Uninstall plz.
Delevion
about 12 years ago
I just got it. Joe is an author of this. And looks like when he wants it, he can make Engies do whatever he wants. And assuming that he's a tentacle monster...
Someone save those poor characters.
ORK
about 12 years ago
FUK YOU JO!
YOU AND Y'ER SMELLY HUMIES!
2033
about 12 years ago
Kissing bitches. Never a bad thing.
Vulpis
about 12 years ago
The best Dante is obvious! It's the SD one in his boxer shorts from Viewtiful Joe. :-)
Squeek
about 12 years ago
I approve of the teasing you've been doing with fan-service lately. its way better to see the clothes taken off than to see them off to start with.
Tasunke
about 12 years ago
Enough Ultramarine comics !!! Dark angels or I never epread again !!!
Beside the trolling, perfect comic today : DMC bashing, hot lesbian action AND wh40k. Can't ask for more.
A Gray Phantom
about 12 years ago
My reaction: AWWWWWWWWW XD...
And then: wait, which Dante is the metrosexual anime cliche and which one is the emo jerk?
More 40K comics NOW! Engi tech marine and Red Engi tau. Or whatever. Good work sir.
Tamtam
about 12 years ago
I dont even care about the history or the characters. Give me gameplay and i will be happy. Shame that the new DmC is shit in that regard when you look at the previous games.
Well, i will play DMC3 for a few more years.
Kill them all ? good idea !
about 12 years ago
Make the two engies turn into a hot lesbian action.
Jo you are a genius.
Speeshmahreen
about 12 years ago
OMG JO THIN YOUR PAINTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TuA-o8pnw
Binary Solo
about 12 years ago
Personally I'm just surprised that Jo didn't try to take the joke further and be painting a 40K Dante figure.
... Perhaps I just have a strange sense of humour.
I'd take Space Wolves over Ultra-Smurfs anyday.
As for the DMC debate, I haven't done enough research to come to a conclusion yet. But if I had to choose right now, I would have to agree with Raxyz is saying.
Josef
about 12 years ago
Let's get some 40k comics!
NONE
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_240838]@Ninj77[/url]: My eldars call me :D
Ninj77
about 12 years ago
Damn it! Suddenly I feel the urge to paint a lil ultramarine!
Foxy
about 12 years ago
And Tentacle monster don't care about two girls making out.
Raxyz
about 12 years ago
The new Dante is worse than the original. But it's a good game nevertheless, and the new Dante isn't that bad. I just don't think they should have called DmC though, if they made a game with another demon hunter set in the same universe that DMC would be a WAY better alternative.
Tim Timsen
about 12 years ago
Don't you mean "make out"?
Rhodo
about 12 years ago
Uhu, never thought that someone who's way much into anime girl clichés would not like Japanese!Dante for being an anime boy cliché. Zing.
Somefag
about 12 years ago
Oh boy this is a clever one
Teh Emprah
about 12 years ago
I for one approve of a W40K comic after this.
Decree on hobonomics
about 12 years ago
What I don't understand is that if they were going to make Dante look like an emo hobo, why didn't they give him a beard?
Everybody hates a hobo that doesn't have a beard.
Turkashi
about 12 years ago
Secretly Jo love Bayonetta & Lollipop chainsaw
If you know what I mean
mags
about 12 years ago
what's screw the Warhammer40k franchise was the latest codex.... and the damn Ultramarines.
He who loves warhammer
about 12 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR
NONE
about 12 years ago
Only played DMC4 but i prefer the old Dante. The new one is.... no.
Nando Rock
about 12 years ago
That's okay, here a few years ago, they will make a third reboot and change the look of Dante again.
Strips like this are why I love this comic. Expect for the fact you are painting an Ultramarine. (Blood Angels all the way :P )
RossiAle
about 12 years ago
@???: nope http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/893
Daedalus
about 12 years ago
Awww, always nice to see a couple's quarrel end peacefully.
???
about 12 years ago
...Is this the first time they actually made-out kissed?
NotScorio
about 12 years ago
@=__=: Just as planned indeed.
=__=
about 12 years ago
Just as planned.
Nazgir
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_240620]@Anonymous[/url]: Oh gods I see it now. Tentacles. tentacles and vore everywhere.
O-(-'.'Q)
about 12 years ago
I haven't played the new DMC yet but I will be honestly surprised if the new Dante can be as unlikeable as the complete douchefag old Dante was in DMC 2+.
Seriously, for the new Dante to be anywhere near as horrible as the old Dante would take active work on his part. I reserve judgement.
isaac
about 12 years ago
There are reasons to love and hate
The Easy Reader
about 12 years ago
I'm not a fan of the old games and won't play this reboot, but personal opinion is that new Dante is trying way too hard to be dark and edgy and ends up coming across as excessive to the point of parody.
Yeah the old Dante was generic looking, but at least there was some self-awareness about it.
Kazmohdim
about 12 years ago
Jo I will f*cking love you if you start doing 40k comics.
Warhammer 40k Comic
about 12 years ago
Make it happen Jo.
Please?
Mac
about 12 years ago
At least old Dante had a sense of humor. The world of devil slayers has far too many emofags as it is.
Anonymous
about 12 years ago
>40k comics
Daemonettes. Daemonettes everywhere.
Xur
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_240578]@AlexBC[/url]: Too be honest, the old games weren't hard to begin with. Unless you of course cranked up the difficulty but that goes for pretty much all games.
Thorn
about 12 years ago
Too bad the gameplay in the new game is such a huge step down.
BUT HEY ALL I CARE ABOUT IS HAIR COLOR HERP DERP
Duhr
about 12 years ago
Who is thisDante person,i no see a donte in dota, i no understand!
comic 0/10 for lack of dota2/ponies
Tue
about 12 years ago
Original Dante forever :)
KillerXzow
about 12 years ago
Where is Jo's Hot Lesbian Action Sense?
ProjectZeta
about 12 years ago
40k minies? Yeeeessss gooooood
I would not mind 40k comics
Novack
about 12 years ago
No better way to end a comic strip than by having two girls making out!
AlexBC
about 12 years ago
I hate both the look and the personality of the new dante..the old one was bloody fun.. also, they made the game easy compaired to the old ones. which is 2 counts against it. x.o;
KingPopadopalus
about 12 years ago
I don't like the way the new one looks but the game is fun, lets see where this goes.
anon
about 12 years ago
redesign is just a dick move from the game developer. head honcho practically put himself into the game. http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/80550/1535059-1525474_douchebag_super_super.jpg
Demon
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_240529]@Shadowsun[/url]: At least it isn't a Grey Knight... f***ing dreadknights.
MoreEngiLove
about 12 years ago
That last panel is too little engies! (pun not intended) Zoom in. Zoom in.
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