[url=#user_comment_242663]@Chaos[/url]: NOT LOUD ENOUGH. SING FOR SLAANESH!

Blood for the Blood god.

Just goes to show how popular Ultrasmurfs are, when even hideous tentacle monsters accept Rowboat Girlyman as their spiritual liege.

Also:
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!

MEANWHILE OUR GROUND FORCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPEHSS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FURY!!

WE HAVE PLACE NUMEROUS BEACONS, ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULN-TANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES. THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVRE STEEL RAIN. WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE FOE. WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM. WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIVE!

BUT WE SHALL NOT DIE, NO! IT IS THE ENEMIE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT! AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPEHSS, PREPARED TO DEEP STRIKE! OUR PERIMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMIES SHOULD BE SO BOLD AND SO FOOLISH.

THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOST. BATTLE BROTHERS! SPEHSS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY AND WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR, AS BLOOD RAVENS, AS SPEHSS MAHREENS, AND WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH! IF WE DIE THIS DAY WE DIE IN GLORY! WE DIE HEROES' DEATHS!

Bayonetta is best Dante, obviously.

allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons

Battle Brothars!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! I

Mmm... delicious fanservice.

Ew, Ultramarines. Salamanders b savin' people.

Only thing more badass than not looking at explosions is not looking at lesbians.

@tabletops NAOW

technically, he's shown many times before that he likes(or atleast acknowledges) warhammer. He's had a Nid and Zergling battle, Zerglings bum rush a Marines home for halloween and a few other things I'm forgetting.

I love that Jo is painting an Ultramarine ^_^

WE MARCH FOR MCCRAGE AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!

So when are the 40K and board game comics gonna start? That mini is far more of a tease than that kiss...

[url=#user_comment_241001]@Bob[/url] aren't you too old for this site?

Better Ultramarine then Blood Raven's Borialus...


Also, we finally see Red Engi and Orange Engi kiss. Damn Scout ruined it last time.

[url=#user_comment_241019]@Alpharius[/url] I took your comment to mean "repainting your legion's armor to disguise your troops as Ultramarines." Baseless paranoia, I'm sure.

Ahh... To think we have come this far from the early days of nerfnow when they only made jokes about lesbian make outs, and now we get to see them :D I approve

What's wrong with Black Templars?

Ultramarines Jo? Really?

too*

Just wanted to say i love tf2. And i love you two.

Hey come on now, just because EA didnt' make a good game out of me doesn't mean i can't be part of the debate :(

...I mean the inferno was kind of a bitch to ascend from...

Oh hey, that's exactly what I'm doing right now.

Painting Spess Mehreens, I mean. Not making out with cute girls :c

Awww YEAH! nice work Joe. :)

The best Dante was Dante from The Divine Comedy

Not Ulta smurfs! Joe NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leandros, try to keep up.

Both are inferior to our spiritual liege.

And thin your paints.

[url=#user_comment_240978]@Ninj77[/url] I've long thought Eldar were underused as fanservice material. It could work!

@Iron Lung: I really hope he can use 40K as material for future strips. Now Jo knows there are a lot of fans interested in this stuff...it will be a shame to miss this opportunity.

40k material might be awesome, +1 to that. Do you actually play Ultras or are they just being used as an easy "this is a Space Marine" stand-in object?

The Internet's asshurt their super-sue is so obviously a reflection of his audience instead merely being the semen-gargler they could pretend they merely "liked."
Tldr; no fanboys you're the faggots. Uninstall plz.

I just got it. Joe is an author of this. And looks like when he wants it, he can make Engies do whatever he wants. And assuming that he's a tentacle monster...
Someone save those poor characters.

FUK YOU JO!

YOU AND Y'ER SMELLY HUMIES!

Kissing bitches. Never a bad thing.

The best Dante is obvious! It's the SD one in his boxer shorts from Viewtiful Joe. :-)

I approve of the teasing you've been doing with fan-service lately. its way better to see the clothes taken off than to see them off to start with.

Enough Ultramarine comics !!! Dark angels or I never epread again !!!

Beside the trolling, perfect comic today : DMC bashing, hot lesbian action AND wh40k. Can't ask for more.

My reaction: AWWWWWWWWW XD...

And then: wait, which Dante is the metrosexual anime cliche and which one is the emo jerk?

Bottom-left panel missing(now kiss) http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/582/tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_large.png

More 40K comics NOW! Engi tech marine and Red Engi tau. Or whatever. Good work sir.

I dont even care about the history or the characters. Give me gameplay and i will be happy. Shame that the new DmC is shit in that regard when you look at the previous games.
Well, i will play DMC3 for a few more years.

Make the two engies turn into a hot lesbian action.

Jo you are a genius.

OMG JO THIN YOUR PAINTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TuA-o8pnw

Personally I'm just surprised that Jo didn't try to take the joke further and be painting a 40K Dante figure.

... Perhaps I just have a strange sense of humour.

I'd take Space Wolves over Ultra-Smurfs anyday.
As for the DMC debate, I haven't done enough research to come to a conclusion yet. But if I had to choose right now, I would have to agree with Raxyz is saying.

Let's get some 40k comics!

[url=#user_comment_240838]@Ninj77[/url]: My eldars call me :D

Damn it! Suddenly I feel the urge to paint a lil ultramarine!

And Tentacle monster don't care about two girls making out.

The new Dante is worse than the original. But it's a good game nevertheless, and the new Dante isn't that bad. I just don't think they should have called DmC though, if they made a game with another demon hunter set in the same universe that DMC would be a WAY better alternative.

Don't you mean "make out"?

Uhu, never thought that someone who's way much into anime girl clichés would not like Japanese!Dante for being an anime boy cliché. Zing.

Oh boy this is a clever one

I for one approve of a W40K comic after this.

What I don't understand is that if they were going to make Dante look like an emo hobo, why didn't they give him a beard?

Everybody hates a hobo that doesn't have a beard.

Secretly Jo love Bayonetta & Lollipop chainsaw
If you know what I mean

what's screw the Warhammer40k franchise was the latest codex.... and the damn Ultramarines.

FOR THE EMPEROR

Only played DMC4 but i prefer the old Dante. The new one is.... no.

That's okay, here a few years ago, they will make a third reboot and change the look of Dante again.

OMG We need a 40k comic now! :3

Strips like this are why I love this comic. Expect for the fact you are painting an Ultramarine. (Blood Angels all the way :P )

@???: nope http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/893

Awww, always nice to see a couple's quarrel end peacefully.

...Is this the first time they actually made-out kissed?

@=__=: Just as planned indeed.

Just as planned.

[url=#user_comment_240620]@Anonymous[/url]: Oh gods I see it now. Tentacles. tentacles and vore everywhere.

I haven't played the new DMC yet but I will be honestly surprised if the new Dante can be as unlikeable as the complete douchefag old Dante was in DMC 2+.

Seriously, for the new Dante to be anywhere near as horrible as the old Dante would take active work on his part. I reserve judgement.

There are reasons to love and hate

I'm not a fan of the old games and won't play this reboot, but personal opinion is that new Dante is trying way too hard to be dark and edgy and ends up coming across as excessive to the point of parody.

Yeah the old Dante was generic looking, but at least there was some self-awareness about it.

Jo I will f*cking love you if you start doing 40k comics.

Make it happen Jo.

Please?

At least old Dante had a sense of humor. The world of devil slayers has far too many emofags as it is.

>40k comics
Daemonettes. Daemonettes everywhere.

[url=#user_comment_240578]@AlexBC[/url]: Too be honest, the old games weren't hard to begin with. Unless you of course cranked up the difficulty but that goes for pretty much all games.

Too bad the gameplay in the new game is such a huge step down.

BUT HEY ALL I CARE ABOUT IS HAIR COLOR HERP DERP

Who is thisDante person,i no see a donte in dota, i no understand!

comic 0/10 for lack of dota2/ponies

Original Dante forever :)

Where is Jo's Hot Lesbian Action Sense?

40k minies? Yeeeessss gooooood
I would not mind 40k comics

No better way to end a comic strip than by having two girls making out!

I hate both the look and the personality of the new dante..the old one was bloody fun.. also, they made the game easy compaired to the old ones. which is 2 counts against it. x.o;

I don't like the way the new one looks but the game is fun, lets see where this goes.

redesign is just a dick move from the game developer. head honcho practically put himself into the game. http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/80550/1535059-1525474_douchebag_super_super.jpg

[url=#user_comment_240529]@Shadowsun[/url]: At least it isn't a Grey Knight... f***ing dreadknights.

That last panel is too little engies! (pun not intended) Zoom in. Zoom in.

Jo and his Spehs Mahreenes despise your flamboyant video game characters.

Does it really matter, they should be happy they get a new game.

Gamers should just stop bitching about everything they dislike.
Didn't like it? Don't buy it. Simple and efficient.

Jo paints miniatures, I ain't even mad.

I have to agree with you in this one, Jo: I'd always prefer any anime cliche to those stupid "emo" reboots!

Btw, how nice, didn't know our friendly tentacle was a fan of painting Starcraft miniatures! I guess everybody has a hobby.

Ultrasmurfs? Really? I'm dissapointed, tenta-Jo.

old Dante was dumb and cheesy but that sort of style worked well for his games, which are more about the gameplay anyway

new Dante is just an emo sack of shit and the game itself is shit as well

Where are the ponies?

Unless you know...it's already on the disc...

Well look at the bright side, we can also hope for a classic Dante skin DLC

meh will withhold judgment until I actually play the new one but based solely on how they look I prefer the old one