Maybe this version would be remotely enjoyable.

Dojin HO!

I readt DOTA as DOTT (Totally more dirty IMHO)
...
and for those that are younger than 50
That's Day Of The Tentacle

Rule 63 Kunkka getting "Ravage"-ed by Tide's Maelrawn.

[url=#user_comment_250735]@Cattz[/url]: Cattz...? My long lost brother!

This was actually pretty damn good even though the joke applies to most anything, lol.

so...basically League of Legends?

@Software 2
ah, when I popped on, it said 30 comments (0 photonotes) on the thing. So I decided to get cute with putting 'Only on' next to Dota Japan and coudln't get the photonote system up.

@Level 44 Ender Shaman: I use http://kanji.sljfaq.org/ to identify kanji (other than the simple ones that I memorized using http://lrnj.com/). You can either draw the kanji (which requires the correct stroke order) or click "multiradical" and identify its components.

Accursed Moonrace runes, how do I into katakana?

why is this backwards

League sucks, draw more dota comics.

Halt! I am Reptar!

[url=#user_comment_250229]@Wolfzoon[/url] I just want to read comics, is it really that bad?

The last panel is actually Jo

Silly Jo, you have to write onomatopoeia in katakana.

Fun fact: Brazil (Jo's homeland) has the second largest population of Japanese, next only to Japan itself.

デス

Translation:
2nd Panel:
Rawr, I am Zilla God!

3rd Panel:
Not so fast, demon of evil!

4th Panel:
*implied tentacle rape*

[url=#user_comment_250235]@JackDesert[/url]: Actually, you'll note that the very first note was me claiming the items on the 3rd panel. ;)

[url=#user_comment_250231]@Rho[/url]: You're new around here do you? Go to google and search for Jo's R34 images.

[url=#user_comment_250236]@Cele[/url]: Dat's waisis.

I read it from right to left and it made no sense. What am I doing wrong?

I don't know anything about Dota2, but i am enjoying this comic a lot... :)

sry double, inb4: ramming speed!

Lol Tide and Kunkka.

Oh so funny asians can be so weird... and there's almost always a hentai version of anything

oh... photo notes are disabled or something... good call Jo... I like.

At this point, why don't you just with the pretense and make straight soft-porn.

There was no need to put lolJapanese in it. Just draw the porn and don't try coming up with thin excuses.

All these comments and not one 'MINE' in sight...
*clap-clap-clap* I'm proud of you all.

@Nando Rock:
Well as we stricly do not see naughty parts, this still classifies as ecchi.

@Hauptmann Frank Jaeger:
"the fanbase literally divided itself over its two major source"
"I'm on neither side of this shitfest."
Never go full retard.

Yep. Manga are right to left, but manhwa are left to right.

about the orientation (of the comic, not of Kunka) : manga are right to left, but manhwa are left to right, so this one is correct.
I think

oh look, another comic of that game that I don't know anything about... so what?

[url=#user_comment_250185]@z[/url]: oh fuck me. i thought you said texts not comics.

[url=#user_comment_250177]@Derp[/url]: You are so wrong. They are either left to right or up to down. Don't talk about something you don't know about.

I AM PLEASED BY THIS.

BUT WE NEED MORE.

AND BRING THE ALE, I HAVE A THIRST.

Japanese comics are read right to left. Just saying.

Sadly, as an anime fan, but not a fan of the game, I actually think this one is hilarious.

didn't get it (until reading translations) but liked where it was going.

@Summoner of Justice.: Hey douche, dota came before LoL. Stop trolling man, not cool.

[url=#user_comment_250144]@Typhox[/url] Nihongo ga shiranai is missing a topic marker thus "wa". While Shiru is translated as know and Wakaru as understand, Wakaru actually means "being able to understand" and Shiru is "having knowledge of". Nihongo wa shiranai sounds like "japanese? what's that?"

In this comic, Jo has drawn Tide Hunter and Kunkka(the same pair from two comics prior) in a stereotypical Japanese-style. Tide Hunter's ultimate move, Ravage, causes tentacles to burst out of the ground, damaging and stunning everyone around him. This is being depicted as a classic hentai scene.

@Please enter your name.: Why not?

Man, this League of Legends rip off is just terrible. They can't even make a viable ADC. There is no teamwork involved. Just build a brusier and you instantly win.

[url=#user_comment_250154]@Maphysto[/url]: it's dota not lol -.-

@CatPuncher!: why do you punch cats?

Does this have any context aside from "LOL tentacle rape"?

Want a Dota 2 invite? I have 7 of the damn things on Steam. Steam name is CatPuncher! ( Also had the name Liquid Jerk).

Too much Japan, draw more Korea.

Well, Jo ol' buddy, I think you finally got it: not matter the type of joke, there's always a 100% safe way to please all the readers (not matter which game they play).

Fanservice is truly universal...'nuff said.

"Panels should be reversed"
I agree. Really confused me when I tried to read it >.<
But shouldn't it be Nihongo ga shiranai?

Panels should be reversed - first in the right and last on the left... or even better 4-koma style (vertical)... :)
(Troll NOW!!)

...I don't get it.
There's no more T&A than normal Nerf Now!

[url=#user_comment_250026]@mocer[/url]: The game's effectively released. Just ask for a 'beta invite' on any channel. People are sitting on DOZENS of the things.

Where did all these tentacles come from? Only some kind of tactical gen- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

I do like how you wrote "I do not know Japanese" in Japanese.

All dem notes on the last panel. All dem notes. Also, handjobs.

wtf is this shit?! i do not understand!

I also read this right to left. Would have been better if it had been written that way.

デス

Boy
That escalated quickly

@Rubick Aghanim:
Bane Ultimate - removes only good enemy player from game for duration.

Don't forget to enfeeble their next biggest hitter and nightmare a stunner beforehand!

I instinctively read this Right to Left...

And I'm just over here playing LoL.

Still funny shit tho

Didn't knew godzilla was Jo's family

If you think that's much, you haven't seen what Bane can do with his ult... I even tested the difference a time ago.

[url=#user_comment_250033]@Thatguy[/url]: LoL, just lol. So, is it supposed to be a japanese Tidehunter version? Kunkka is way better, though.

Slightly more playable than the original.

I will never look at Tidehunter's ultimate the same way again.... or Kunkka :p
Kunkkachan is best Kunkka xD

And before anyone says "But it's because we don't get it." Well, I don't get it but I can always rely on friendly commenters to explain for me and if not I don't hate on the comic. True fans don't fuss over what the author posts.

[url=#user_comment_250027]@Bob[/url] Ever since DOTA comics started coming up, the fanbase literally divided itself over its two major source of readers. TF2 fans vs DOTA fans. It got to the point the author has to moderate the comments section from the immense vitriolic hate. I'm on neither side of this shitfest.

Why...there's so many rage in the comments o_o

oh look, another comic of that game that isn't even released, how funny

Hahah... Another Tidehunter/Kunkka joke.... :/

Ecchi Dota or Hentai Dota?

How do I know that it is a DOTA2 Comic? easy: I don't get it.

this was literally the worst comic i have ever seen, yeah you went with the tentacle joke, how original.. Are you proud of this shit? terrible, i guess you cant even play dota, scrub.

It's not tentacle, it's Jo's multiple penis.

Hang on, where did those tentacles even come from... that stiched-up line on the Kaiju's stomach?

[url=#user_comment_249946]@Rou[/url]: Me too hahahahahaha

Actually, Jo's just comforting his girlfriend after her cat, Mr Meat, died; this gives her the courage to confront the asshole Gojirra, who stomped on it.

DONT DO IT YOU WILL BECOME A MOTHER KUNKKA-CHAN

Damn, I automatically started to read this right to left...

KUNKAAAAAAAAAA

Suddenly "Ravage" is even more fitting.
KUNKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

HAAAAAA DAE JAPAN IS TEH WEIRD TENTAPORN LOL SO FANNI XDDDDDDDDDDD LE UPBOATS TO DA LEFT GOYZ

I have. No IDEA. WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!

This is the first time I'm not weirded out by my Kunkka/Tidehunter boner.

finally, a dota2 comic that makes universal sense to those who don't know every little nuance of all 95 heroes

Best DOTA comic so far.

This sucks, more TF2 Japan.

Oh Jo

*Reads Rt to Lft* Hmm... so she fights off the tenticles, issues a challenge with the pointy end of her sword, then tentcle vs girl gets called on account of Godzilla. Then we get a DOTA2 ad. The game has now gotten some interest in me.

[url=#user_comment_249880]@slaughter639[/url]: With suspiciously tentacular avatar!

... tantacle fanatic hantaï jo?

I still think I wouldn't play it to be honest. As bad as the LoL community can get, each time I've tried Dota, it's always been bad. At least in LoL there are some nice people.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

Jo, you got it backwards. In japan, comics go from right to left.

So what actually happened is the comic started with her being tentacled, then she points at him with her sword, then he looks so surprised. She probably just broke up with him.

Ahh Japan.

[url=#user_comment_249833]@KillerXzow[/url]: Everyone wins!

Gimme my Black King Bar back tidehunter >:C

Don't you watch anime Jo? Shouldn't you be able to pull something out?

Even just "イくううううううううううううう"

私は日本語を知らない！！！
I don't know Japanese!!!
うんファック！オンライン翻訳者！
Yep, fuck! Online translator!

As an anime fan, I greatly approve of this comic.

Cool :) keep it up

Somewhere out there a doujin is being made...

@dota fan: No exceptions.

Google translate gives us:
(panel 1)
I don't know Japanese!
(panel 2)
Fuck yeah! Online translator! (plus one more Kanji that I don't recognize due to the tiny font)

[url=#user_comment_249820]@dealwithit[/url]: deal with it

I'd watch it.

[url=#user_comment_249818]@Tidehunter[/url]: DAMEEEEEEEE

@Hauptmann Frank Jaeger:

Also true. Anything in Japan becomes tentacle porn (you know it is a joke), even a game like dota. Or a brazilian game based web-comic.

Quick! someone need to commission Jo to make the M rated continuation of this comic!

[url=#user_comment_249817]@Tkun[/url]: Jo got some action! Aw yeah!

@Adam Jensen: You never asked for this, but we do!

[url=#user_comment_249823]@weasler[/url]: Would you sir be so kind and translate for the rest of the non-japanese speaking community? And Jo, please feel free to use as much fanservice as you wish. Go on, my friend, you're doing great!

It makes me feel a little better about the past two years of studying this language that I was able to understand that completely without even pausing.

this is the reason why dota 2 sucks

[url=#user_comment_249801]@KillerXzow[/url]: I just think it's that anything in Japan gets this treatment, regardless of source material.

KUUUUNKKKKAAA

@Nial Iwakura: That's obviously Jo in a Godzilla suit!

So, uh, Godzilla has tentacles now? I'm fine with that.

I see what you did there:

Half of the viewers complain that they cant understand Dota 2 jokes, so you made one noone can understand.

With Fan Service.

You are the best

Godzilla sucks, draw more King Kong!

I never asked for this.

Rule 34 dota? Say it isn't so.