This comic is analogous to the current state of marijuana in the United States. It's illegal so that the DEA can stay employed and prisons can stay occupied.
Sheriff
almost 12 years ago
Starship Troopers reference? Nice! :)
the12swordmaster
almost 12 years ago
now medics are in PVP
thefailtrain
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_266860]@Jum[/url]: I see your Metzen, and raise you a Matt Ward. Also, a Mike Mearls and a Monte Cook.
phil
almost 12 years ago
Damit now I have to go to the army...
Heunill
almost 12 years ago
"Would you like to know more?"
Yes. Yes I would.
Jum
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_266237]@Mel[/url]: Metzen fucks up every story he touches. There is no worse writer in the world who still somehow manages to stay employed.
Dingdoodah
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_266506]@Sal[/url]: Sweet home Alabama.
[url=#user_comment_266506]@Sal[/url]: Combine this with leaning US Prison towards rehab system would be a good idea (Still if easy brainwashing (Like starcraft) was invented, would it be moral?).
[Attention civilian: You are now under arrest. Please report to your nearest recruitment centre for community service. Service guarantees citizenship.]
In Alabama private prisons are allowed to let their prisoners work on farms.
Also note that private prisons can donate money to politicians who determine what is/isn't legal.
Psh, I bet Miss Officer was just looking for an excuse to post nude pictures of herself on the space-internet.
Nyaa
almost 12 years ago
So, where is the uncensored version of this, Jo? Your ratings would easily go up if you posted a separate naughty version somewhere else! :D
Baneling
almost 12 years ago
@Terran Marine: Terran armor isn't too effective against acid maybe?
Keradi01
almost 12 years ago
Dear Santa. I don't usually ask for much so you should understand how important it is for me to ask you for this one thing. Please release an un-pixelated version of that picture in panel 3.
Stickslolz
almost 12 years ago
OH HEELLL NO...Jim raynor....we're do I sign
AceD
almost 12 years ago
No! no I do NOT!
Also the book it is biased off of is kinda fascist, ironically they got that right in the movie.
Terran Marine
almost 12 years ago
I wonder why the medivacs always leave full and return empty...
EnragedFilia
almost 12 years ago
There is only one rational response to such a thing.
Down with Mengsk!
Beretta
almost 12 years ago
So is owning that paper reason enough to be arrested?
That'd be cunning.
O-(-'.'Q)
almost 12 years ago
Ironically this might actually increase the intelligence of the average marine grunt given the original's movie portrayals.
Anon E Mouse (Sarcastic)
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_266313]@jso[/url]: Yes, only males watch or read porn.
Jack
almost 12 years ago
lol starship troopers reference
Ah ma gawd
almost 12 years ago
Starcraft 2, real-life headlines pararell AND a reference to Starship Troopers. So much win!
jso
almost 12 years ago
ripped from the headlines. space europe to ban male sexuality I mean uh porn.
Marine Soldier
almost 12 years ago
Worth it.
Anon
almost 12 years ago
@Roary Swann mechs need pilots.
Rory Swann
almost 12 years ago
No need for that, all Terran armies are mostly mech in HotS
mrtt
almost 12 years ago
Nice blending of a relevant political event (EU vote to ban all porn) with a new video game release in a coherent manner.
So this means that everyone who read the newspaper is now a criminal and everyone must be recruited?
also the officer is hot
jonathan
almost 12 years ago
it reminds me more of ringworld then starshiptroopers
Ninj77
almost 12 years ago
In the name of all my fellow perverts.... er, I mean "fans" of Nerf NOW, we the people DEMAND an unpixelated version of the last panel!!!!
Come on guys! Let out voices be heard!!!!
Mel
almost 12 years ago
SC2 is a horrible game and it's sad how you can see Metzen completely fucking up the story. ActiBlizz only cares about wringing money out of the esports scene, aggressively refusing to put in LAN despite EVERYONE complaining about it so they can charge tournaments for hosting their precious game.
mags.
almost 12 years ago
Anyways, the last photo is EXTRA HERETICAL!.
mags
almost 12 years ago
Starcraft 2 is f**cking derailed.
I know that Dominion is anything but good people but... sheesh, bad decision that some people took:
-to declare independency during a Zerg raid. For example, "x" planet declare the independency, and days later, it is buttraped by the zergs.
-kill kerrygan
Nando Rock
almost 12 years ago
Make sense...
Commander204
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_266215]@Quin[/url]: If you're talking about during the campaign the Firebats were still used, just by the Dominion forces primarily. WoL multiplayer never had Firebats to begin with.
goblo
almost 12 years ago
Come on Jo, this is not soviet Japan. Uncencor this.
Quin
almost 12 years ago
And now you know how we get marines. It also explains why we lost firebats in HOTS for terran.
Ogre-On-A-Stick
almost 12 years ago
Well I guess it would be appropriate to call that jailbait.
YMIJ
almost 12 years ago
Lol that's more like Korea in nutshell. Porn became illegal in korea and at first i couldn't understand why Korean government blocked all porn sites, but now i get it
Shai-hulud_16
almost 12 years ago
I bet, the uncensored version are exist.
Dayum
almost 12 years ago
Europe in a nutshell
Discrider
almost 12 years ago
And there you have it, the death of paper print.
mouton
almost 12 years ago
Eh, that propaganda was the only good thing about the Starship Troopers film, really.
Zanaan
almost 12 years ago
was the comment at the end a reference to the infamous propaganda in Starship Troopers?
Delevion
almost 12 years ago
Genious plan, Miss Officer, GG.
Cybercobra
almost 12 years ago
jo.. you have no idea how much i love you right now for that starship troopers reference.
Aerion
almost 12 years ago
Well, look on the bright side, we already established it's safer to be in the war than helping out gathering minerals.
Verteros
almost 12 years ago
The softest of softcore fan service. I'll take it.
Mr.Ace
almost 12 years ago
So her private pics are considered porn? The future is pretty softcore.
Space Perv Marine
almost 12 years ago
Internet is for pr0n.
MChief
almost 12 years ago
I see what you did there :D #StarshipTroopers
dfsa
almost 12 years ago
Someone with money should commission Jo to do 34 of Miss Officer
Demi
almost 12 years ago
Welp, looks like I'm a marine now.
Hinji
almost 12 years ago
Oh damn, I should log in to claim the "private pics" mine!
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