Thought I was the only one who played with the #RoadTo2kMMR tag. I was at 3030 at my best. But well, I suck and I'm too lazy to even try to improve or pick supports.
[url=#user_comment_344324]@Dinonick[/url]: "Creeps" in DOTA 2 and other games are monsters that you can fight and kill for XP. She's saying "Hey, fight some creeps to level up and get stronger before you try to take on the guys on the other team."
@Kilgore Trout: To be a tad more specific, elo hell is the point where your allies are so bad at the game, no matter how well you perform you still lose. It's hard to get out of this position due to losing games more than winning depending on your luck with allies. It's support's worst nightmare.
Using Google Fu to research the joke for once instead of having it explained to me, and try to explain it to others: ELO is a measurement of your skill playing DOTA. The game puts you with others of the same skill level. ELO Hell is you being stuck in games with shitty players forever.