What people are saying about "New Stretch Goals"
New Stretch Goals
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Random Dude
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346482]@Serathis[/url]: Try Magicka Wizard Wars.
over 10 years ago
Sadly, Jo, there act5ually IS this, but only because they stole Lina Inverse from an Anime,....
over 10 years ago
Glad I'm not the only one who is hoping for a beach themed map ^-^
over 10 years ago
I can haz Anne-Marie-chan dakimakura?
Ausdrake
over 10 years ago
@Crom Hellsgream: Those are sacrifices we have to make for the greater good. Take the good with the bad!
T
over 10 years ago
@Crom Hellsgream maybe he already is half naked normally but imagine him on a bikini! It is worse than if he were naked!
Enlong
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346474]@Xelada[/url]: I recall Barkley: Shut up and Jam Gaiden 2 had a body pillow; not as a stretch goal, but as a backer tier reward. Of course, it was very much a parody (the pillow was of the Cyber-Dwarf. A dwarf dude with basketball skin grafts)
over 10 years ago
Jo, why aren't you selling body pillows yet? Do you hate money?
over 10 years ago
I'd comment about this comic but I'm still too pissed about the last one
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346482]@Serathis[/url]: There are very, very few "innovative" games being made in general. You look at the FPS scene, it's all the same shooter with slightly different mechanics, you look at the indie scene, it's all previously done concepts with slightly different looks.
over 10 years ago
By the way, Jo... About the Angie Stretch goals? :) Any change for a Angie Body Pillow? :P
over 10 years ago
FUND IT!
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346477]@T[/url]: Meh, he's already half naked anyway. But still, you don't want a beach theme dota2 map Jo. That would imply guys like Necrophos, Warlock and KotL of the light in swimsuits as well.
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346468]@vinislentoje[/url]: Word! MOBAs suck, they are a zero innovation genre. Devs jump the bandwagon and regurgitate the same game over and over again. Its almost like the Tower Defense Armageddon and the Physics Puzzle Apocalypse we had 5 or so years ago. Just worse.
over 10 years ago
I actually like them.
Also Jo, please don't try to turn it into League.
over 10 years ago
Well maybe (highly unlikely) you get your wish, since the International Merchandise workshop is pretty full on different body pillows for some reason (yes, even for heroes like Doom) of course MY submitted t-shirt design doesn't even get enough votes to get a rating *Totally not jealous* >:P
over 10 years ago
If Valve offered a Luna or Phantom Assassin dakimakura, I'd be like "Shut up and take all my money!"
T
over 10 years ago
Beach map with everyone on swimsuits? Pudge swimsuit?
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346474]@Xelada[/url]: What? WHERE?!
Xelada
over 10 years ago
Unless I'm mistaken some crowd funded games actually have Dakimakuras as stretch goals, in fact I backed one that had it as a secret stretch goal, didn't buy one, I'm not that sort of person but still, not as silly as it sounds.
over 10 years ago
Silly Jo, we want body pillows for the NerfNow girls. Starting from Morgan and Aleksandrina.
over 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_346452]@Enlong[/url]: Agreed, stretch goals aren't meant for any individual. Perhaps Jo was thinking about the compendium levels though, they are personally propagated. What I really want is more animated dota 2 shorts. Damn I love their SFM magic.
vinislentoje
over 10 years ago
I really hate all the MOBAs, including DotA2. But this pillow? I SO MUCH approve!
over 10 years ago
Yeah. I think about $15kk stretch goal for rule63 character models and voices.
OkurkosEpický
over 10 years ago
Volvo plz.
over 10 years ago
btchplz. Star Citizen stretch goals.
Enlong
over 10 years ago
Isn't this how stretch goal for crowdfunding stuff works anyway? YOU get cooler stuff by spending more, but stretch goals are cool stuff he company can do for everyone if they get enough money?
over 10 years ago
First!

It's the 22nd, I only get to try this one day of the year.