@Debowy_Mocny: I ought to disagree here, I don't know a stronger mid than Templar Assassin. EZ dive, armor reduction, invis, cleave, ranged, vision traps, I could go on...
I guess plan B would involve joining an insane evil army hellbent on gathering seven plot tokens to grant a wish, then using them before their leader wastes it on something stupid like being tall.
@Alex V. Sharp: I got that much by observing the occasional discussion about MOBAs here and elsewhere, although I didn't know it was even possible to rebind the ability hotkeys due to people so frequently using the key to refer to the ability
@DracMonster: It's a really hard joke to understand if you've never played Dota before. Short version is: Tidehunter (the green guy) has an extremely strong ability which, by default, you usually activate by pressing "R". Low skill players usually only know how to use that ability for teamfights.