Touhou hijack FTW

With the sexy goth-loli there, might this be a slim shout-out to Death Smiles? I notice they're playing a 360...

[url=#user_comment_15843]@A[/url] what reason do you have to hate touhou it's more sucsesful then your life it's a good bullet hell shooter, graphics are the best any bullet hell shooter game has, if you hate bullet hell shooters cause their too hard for your gaming life then no reason to say it sucks you just suck at that game

ah, yes, this IS a good end to a story ark. i never realized this pic was related to the rest of the ark.

[url=#user_comment_19656]@Flamerider[/url]: It's been hijacked.

Hello?
Unsolved Climax to finish?

Touhou sucks.

Lol, Touhou on Easy makes hardcore games look like Hello Kitty.

>Toohoo

>not casual

SUFFER NOT THE WITCH.

Good to see I have fans even here, ze.
~Marisa

Marisa could put the Heavy and the Soldier to shame in no problem. XP

Ooookay, thanks.

Touhou?  In my TF2?  It's more likely than you think: http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/

dont forget scarlet weather rhapsody it may not be a bullet hell but its a hell of its own
(jts a 2d sidescrolling fighting game)

For an example of a Touhou game boss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZu2O_JQ4vs
It's called the Bullet Hell genre for a reason

@ Anon:

Given the world that this arc is set in, ALL the characters are actual people, NOT videogame characters.

It can't be the actual Touhou character, it would break the thing the artist is going for.

(Don't spread the Touhou crazyness too much, It's already getting all over the place)

So that was you making those pictures :D

I still want a Diablo comic >(

Part 2
Unfortunately I found nothing that was satisfactory.
But now, If you spend even a minute on googling for "Touhou" you'll find about 1,200,000 relevant sites that will explain "What is Touhou?"

Part 1
Also to everyone who don’t get what Touhou is. While I understood how do you feel (I was like that on the "New content" comic), I googled as much as I could before I asked: "wtf is this? I don’t get it".

@Marcus: It's ok. I appreciate everything You've done for all of us so far.
I also wanted to ask You abut something Mr. Author. Are there any chances that there will be Touhou Arc or at least some "bonus" or "surprise" comics as those abut WoW?

It´s hard to get your hands on a legitimate copy of a Touhou game here in the west, so you´ll probably have to resort to sites like the pirate bay or other filesharing sites for downloads.

Touhou is a series of hardcore danmaku vertically-scrolling shoot ´em ups. Basicaly, you control a sweet, innocent-looking anime loli, avoiding huge masses of projectiles while still needing to take out your enemies.

@ HeavyTank:
Touhou is a bullet hell series of shooting games, which are very high in difficulty and pretty hardcore on the higher difficulties. Really, the only games that could be considered harder are things like Contra, Mushihimesama and old "nintendo hard" nes games such as Ghosts 'n' Goblins.

Can PLEASE somebody tell me what the FUCK is touhou?It looks like a crappy anime game to me, but of course l could be wrong..

dammit marisa is suddenly all girly

yee, i like warhammer

... wait, your preview WAS supposed to be Marisa? I thought I'd just been playing too much Touhou myself lately... =P

MAAAASTEERRRRRR SPAAAAAAAAARK

I hope they're playing phantasmagoria with each other.
or IaMP.
SWR is pretty hypercasual.
That or the girl is playing and the boy is pretending to be the fairies.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT.

Think it's later, Anon. At least, that's what I'm getting as the implication. Also, YES TOUHOU.

So...
An All White family has an Asian daughter?
Or is it the guy's girlfriend?
...
No, that's a Touhou character, its a video game.

So...

An All White family has an Asian daughter?
Or is it the guy's girlfriend?

Touhou here too?
Not complaining at all, as I am a huge fan of the series, but DAMN this series is widespread!

Friends!
Today is the Day of Rememberance! A day to reflect on the previous
year, and remember all the joyous occasions! REMEMBER EVERYTHING,
BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

She isnt a witch godammit!
>:O
her name is marisa and she is a magician/human!
>:l

Not you too?
Well, with all those females going around in akward roles, I guess it was only a matter of time.

I know 40K, and Tohou, but I have no idea how they are supposed to relate to eachother?
I bet some crazy Fanthing, do you write some crazy Tohou fan fic for a 40k mod?

CASUAL? Excuse me? Touhou is about as far from casual as you can get!

Another step towards Touhou world assimilation.  I've been saying it for months now... It's only a matter of time before Touhou takes over the western world.

tohoufaggotry? in my TF2-centric comic? say it ain't so

Magical girls, turning boys into otakus or hardcore ero-game players...

...There were people who didn't understand the WoW jokes?  I mean, OK, the Onyxia thing was really obscure even if you *do* play WoW, but... WoW is up there with Mario and Zelda on the list of obscure games.

So, are they playing a Touhou game?  Because that's pretty damn hardcore.

Hear that Witch? I'll give her something to cry about. Turn off your flashlight they'll see us.

Jo, thank you for linking to The Soldier and The Witch. It is all kinds of awesome, and I eagerly await the next installment. :3

Sadly, I don't know much about WH40K, so could somebody give me a link to an article about WH40K witches?

The WH40K space marine is happy about a witch near his son. She's Eldar, I tell you! Kill the xeno!
I really liked this arc. It puts the whole debate in a neat perspective.

@BrainXaber: Sorry you're experiencing this. I've made a couple of changes to NerfNOW Beta, so hopefully these problems will be gone when the beta site launches (next week or so).

Umm... Jo please fix his commenting script... Even if I write around 250 characters this script still tells me to write no more then 300 characters. Also why does I get "3 photo notes are enough for anyone! -- Bill Gates, circa 1981." When I did not add any photo note yet?

Dear lord this is the best thing I've seen all day.

Part 4
Not many people understood WoW related jokes and I know that probably even less people will understand Touhou related comics but I'd love to see more Touhou on NerfNow. Just my little hope.
To all people that don’t get this comic: TAKE IT EASY!
Also, why does Marisa have white hair?

Part 3
Honestly I was always hoping that one day Jo will make some Touhou tribute but... well... telling to him (to You Mr. Author) what to do, would be rude...

Part 2
And I'm huge fan of Touhou and everything is related to it.
I loved NerfNow thanks to awesome TF2 comics (as I love FT2 very much as well) and now when it have Touhou I love it even more.

Part 1
I almost hit the ceiling with my head when I saw his comic title in the archives (I have favoriteed link to the archives not to the front page). I must admit I didn’t expected to NerfNow EVER have any Touhou-related comic. But it actually happened.

Fuck yea Touhou.
Though, I'm wondering, perhaps the hope isn't that his son plays Touhou, because there are only a few 2 player Touhou games.
Maybe he thought his son was gay. Hahaha.

Mairsa Stole The Player's Precious Skill.
Love Touhou, nice reference.

what the fuck is touhou

Heh, even in webcomic FOE
er, TOUHOU HIJACK!

lol, touhou works just like that. a casual gamer can play it but once they get into it they will want to beat the harder lvls. i still haven't gotten a perfect on normal. also, master spark.

That scar is so badass it moves from his lip, to his head! So pro.
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Ok, some new ARC now with -Tans please :D. How 'bout GoW?

Hahahahahaha.... well, he's not in elementary school, so he should be playing something harder than easy. ^_-

Touhou is a double combo, you got your bullet spraying eye bleeding hardcore shooter Japanese game can offer with cute anime girls.
Maybe next arc for this family will transform the son into a shounen son with shounen manga/anime clothing with optional spiky hair.Maybe next arc for this family w

So she's gonna steal his precious thing?

Because there isn't a whole lot more hardcore than bullet hell shooters (though its mainly a Japanese genre).

Oh boy, the author complained about people not getting Wow jokes. Wait till he hears how we handle touhou.
 Though i know touhou, what i don't get is why is the father happy?

Holy CRAP, either the kid's head grew or his mullet shrank. Also: EYEBROWS!
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Touhou starts off rather causal-like... but very quickly it grows into HOLYBALLSBULLETSHITSTORMOHMYGODWHYWONTTHEYSTOP
Yeah. That.

WITCH!

Marisa cosplayer in mah nerfnow.

SHES A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!

Imagine playing a game where 99% of the available space is full of things that will kill you instantly. Say, crit rockets and you are a scout. You need to avoid thought EVERY SINGLE ONE, while killing the other guy.

Touhou is a bullet-hell shooter. If you're going to get a good score, you're going to need crazy reflexes for minute movements.

I bet that faggot couldn't handle Lunatic.
Or 9.

Though to be fair 9 is the strongest.
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In before INEVITABLE internet backlash in five... four...

I dont understand.