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over 7 years ago
@Rolan7 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU COOKED ALL THE FLAVOR OUT OF THE STEAK YOU IDIOT
over 7 years ago
My family always got on my case for asking for well-done steaks. Now I never eat steak at all- everyone wins! Pork tastes better anyway- hell, properly seasoned tofu tastes better... to me. Don't hate, be happy with your extra steaks :P
over 7 years ago
@Beastwolf: The thing is, that when a game is THAT good, people usually call it "Complete"
over 7 years ago
is that Lina?
over 7 years ago
@Bart Stabwound: Wouldn't the dream be a game like that, but have it still be fun and mean something?
over 7 years ago
Well-done is basically a Triple A game that's been distilled to the point that anyone can play all of it and experience everything the game has to offer, and doesn't really have anything worthwhile in the long run, and has none of that good game-meat taste. You want a steak somewhere in the middle.
over 7 years ago
@George Leung: Depends on the place. Pork and chicken are always well done (for obvious health reasons), but bovine meat most of the times is medium-rare.
over 7 years ago
@Fanservice Thank you.
over 7 years ago
@kitsune Inari that's Lina from Dota 2
over 7 years ago
Fight rare steak chauvinism. Humans evolved to eat COOKED food. If you like steak rare, fine. but stop trying to shove it down everyone else's throat. Well done is good too.
over 7 years ago
So that's Ragnaros from Warcraft games, Pyro from TF2, and who's the extra-crispy waifu?
over 7 years ago
I absolutely LOVE that this strip was made entirely because people gave Jo shit for eating burnt steak. I love when a following community actually has influence. It's so great.
I like my meat to be actually cooked, but not burnt.
over 7 years ago
Well, there is one virtue to steak philistines: you can give them the crappy cuts of meat, since they'll never know the difference once it's leatherized.
over 7 years ago
Question: I heard about Brazilian Barbecue (Churrasco). Since the city I live in does not have one, may I ask if that's only roast pork, or also well done in regarding to Beef?

On extra cripsy: That's actually "Black & Blue" steak, where outside are burnt but inside are rare and juicy. Delicious.
over 7 years ago
For me, when I eat my meat, I want it cooked so that when I cut it, it still moos.
Jokes aside, I like them blue rare, or at most rare.
I'm okay eating medium or even well-done steaks when those are the only ones available, but given the choice, nah.
over 7 years ago
@Milokot - but with 'best' being subjective - couldn't best mean that best is best for whoever it is that is applying the phrase?
over 7 years ago
@Gratua Cuun Thing is, if you don't like "Flavor A", you should avoid eating "Food A", instead of arguing that "Food A that have no Flavor A" is best.
And I like my steaks very well done on the outside and still juicy inside, with the very middle red. If anyone wonders how, read "Cooking for Geeks"
over 7 years ago
Has anybody ever considered that tastes differ and that there is no 'best' ?
over 7 years ago
Medium Rare is King
over 7 years ago
Hm'yes, quite right. Here here.
over 7 years ago
"By fire be purged, Die insect"
Where did burn come from?
We can pigeon hole you all day jo!
Mr. Al
over 7 years ago
@Alex Carvallo
That's Ragnaros, he's the "personification" of the element of fire in Warcraft lore. Jo just uses his typical artstyle, which makes him look like a burning skeleton with horns, but he's actually more of a lava tornado wearing a horned skull-like helmet and "skeletal" armor.
over 7 years ago
I love insider jokes. XD
Rest easy Jo, I share your taste for steak. Medium or well-done all the way.
over 7 years ago
I only eat my meat after it was killed with fire. A lot of fire. I don't eat raw meat.
over 7 years ago
I TAKE THIS STRIP TOO SERIOUSLY AARG I AM MAD YOU DONT AGREE. nah, just kidding. this was funny. as always. Love your work Jo!
over 7 years ago
I had a medium cooked burger once. the middle of the pattie was raw, I may have gotten half way through. But ya, raw burgers are gross.
BUT STEAK SHOULD NOT BE CRISPY!!! I usually go medium sometimes medium well.
over 7 years ago
How do I like my steak?

Bloody and full of knifes, just like my women!


(That's a jojo reference, btw. Don't kill me).
over 7 years ago
@The J Man: Darnit, now I want some steak. XD
over 7 years ago
About halfway through cooking, add a few tablespoons of butter, herbs, and aromatics to make a hot baste for finishing the steak. For a medium steak, 140 F or 60 C internal is the sweet spot at a total of nine to 10 minutes cooking.

I cooked a lot of steaks and smoked ribs.
over 7 years ago
The hot, hot heat is essential to a creating a nice crust on your steak. it's about creating a crisp crust on the outside that adds a ton of flavor to the finished steak. Keep the steaks moving, turning or flipping every minute or so to create a thin, even crust on the outside. 2/?
over 7 years ago
Ok Jo, if you're gonna cook steak on a whim take 30 min to an hour to prep your steak whether you soak it in juices or use spices for a dry rub. Put your heaviest pan, preferably cast iron, over high heat and let it get so hot it smokes a little before adding the steaks to the pan. 1/?
over 7 years ago
personally i like my meat very well done and dry but that might be because i grew up with a mom that couldn't cook and burned much of the food and thus got used to it, she doesn't do that nowdays but rather makes it like a normal person.
over 7 years ago
I usually go for the "hungry" cooking for my meat. I cook it until I'm too hungry, then I eat it.
over 7 years ago
So what you are saying that you basically need to be a demon or have serious issues to want your meat well done? Sounds about right.