Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I SELL shit

YES! Communism! Soviet Linux! HO!

Sooo...cheetara already shopped there? (no stick on the shelves)

brilliant, very clever on thundera :)

ARCHANITE REAPER!! HOOOOO!!!

Jack Frost, Hee-Ho!

ракота в треед!

@little girls, ho!:
не только азиаты любят маленьких девочек.
Педобиру они тоже нравятся =)

SUCH A GOOD GAME

[url=#user_comment_43313]@usbfridge[/url] Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet that states "If it exists then there is porn of it" This is offset by Rule 35 "If no porn exists porn will be made"

[url=#user_comment_43313]@usbfridge[/url]:porn-hentai.

[url=#user_comment_43303]@Frank[/url]: What is rule 34? Also, this game is amazing. Try the demo on steam.

Hmmmmm..... this game might have piqued my interest if i wasnt already playing another economy simulator, as that is all im getting from this comic. If you excuse me, Urist McOverdone wont stop turning on the danger room....

What the hell is this,ho!?

I don't get it, ho!

I played the demo, the game was fun. Comic is awesome. I'd recommend snagging the demo on steam, as most people have said its not for everyone but it won't cost you anything to find out if its for you.

[url=#user_comment_43301]@Frank[/url] West: That's nice of you to care about me Frank West. But I always get my commeupance. Always.

I gotta say this game was hella fun. I was just gifted it the other day and I've been playing nonstop. It's a bit of PSOne nostalgia fer me (Monster Rancher, Azure Dreams) with a lil bit of modern humor thrown in for good measure. (Powerglove- It's really not so bad...)

[url=#user_comment_43296]@Drake[/url]: Get it? Like Reset? Especially their store. It's called Recettear, which could be called Racketeer OR Reseter. Eh? EH? Since every time you get a game over it goes back to day two with all your stuff still there?

I still need to try the demo to see if I actually like this game.

Everywhere else seems to like it though.

[url=#user_comment_43293]@gia[/url]: Her name is Recette, not Recettear, much like Samus is not Metroid.

[url=#user_comment_43271]@Dingo[/url]: It's Soviet Russia. Customer should be telling HER that. Haha that coupled with the photo note of customers should be saying that. You could edit it to have recettear sad/scared and a mob claiming communism be enforced.

Pedobear, ho!...? Wait, no, just... no...

Anime Ho!

[url=#user_comment_43265]@2033[/url] Is it a bad thing that an anime-ish game has little to no fanservice? Fanservice is usually just a cheap, lazy way of getting attention. If all you want from anime is porn you are missing out on a lot.

@Turd Sandwich: It's a Borderlands reference. That's a gun shop.

Bought the game. It's good, but it's not for everyone.

This is where cars live! Get you one!

I don't get the first two, I think. Is the Pandora one a reference to Avatar or what?

Unfunny comics ho!

маленькие девочки такие милые, азиаты любят маленьких девочек, часто

YAYFICATIONS!

http://ishbane.deviantart.com/art/RECETTEAR-178971828

It's Soviet Russia. Customer should be telling HER that.

[url=#user_comment_43265]@2033[/url]: Anime doesn't really need sex appeal. Though if you want, you could think of some "ero" scenarios in your head with the characters... Also this may be the only game where it's okay to hate little girls..

ЗА КОММУНИЗМ!!!!

@Cpt.Obvious Screw you. @A Bag of Opinions Screw you. [url=#user_comment_43227] @SRG[/url] Wait, what? @Internet Guy ....Really? *ahem* AW YEAAAAAAAAAH!

I don't get it at all, but then again im not playing that dungeoncrawler-storemanagement game.
And I won't ever. It's has to low sex appeal for the anime-ish appearance.

I hate those little girls so much. 130%. Can you make it cheaper? 115%. FUCK NO! Well I have something to say to you little girls. FUUUUUCKKK YOU!

Yeay! Recettear comic, ho!!!
Love the game!

[url=#user_comment_43260]@Frank[/url] First loop around I lost at the final 500k barrier because I wasted time in dungeons. Second loop I ended up with a million before the third collection. Playing in endless mode, I've got 4 mil on day 80ish with heaps of inventory in my bag. I should get around to adventuring already.

Somehow, this gives me a little bit more insight into the life of another item shop owner, Tom Nook. DAMN YOU TOM NOOK AND YOUR FORCING ME INTO DEBT!

I will purchase this game SOLELY for the reason of CAPITALISM HO!

Well, one thing's for sure. She's definitely a Ho.

already not a cake?

This is that one steamgame that's part item shop, part RPG, right?
Where you have to pay the loan your dad skipped out on?

The first time I saw that quote in the game, I misread it. I thought she was trying to be gangsta to people. And because of this, during every cutscene I always wonder "What would Gangsta Recette say?"

Example:
Customer: "What?! This item is way too expensive!"
Recette: "CAPITALISM, HOE!"

Heh, I was told about that game cause one game I play online, the admin plugged it in the news post. Plus, for the monthly raffle (which you had to be a paying member to enter, grr), he was giving away 3 copies o_O Downloaded the demo, gots to play now :D

the photo comments are actually pretty clever. and by clever i mean accurate.

omg! i bought it just yesterday! i justified my purchase by convincing myself that i'm supporting indie games ^^ it's a lot of fun!!! good to know that you're enjoying it, too!

[url=#user_comment_43207]@DK[/url] Maybe it was, but it's harder to keep it secret when it gets featured by Valve.

Yay for Recettear. :D

(Not sure if I should buy it, though, even if the demo was pure glee)

@Frank West: the only chance of a Dead rising comic would be have either Chuck make a functional duct-tape mech and you riding on top of it or do a Halloween comic with you dress as X and greene wearing a duct-tape zero costume.

Urgh!!! THIS IS NOT WORKING!!!!

I knew you'd make a recettear webcomic XD

I liked all of them. Mostly because I have actually played Recettear, love Borderlands, understand communism (I love the sole item she has to sell), and Thundercats is a fun twist on the situation.

YOU DID A RECETTEAR WEBCOMIC? HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AWESOME

now the true question remains, do you just like RPG's, or are you a weeaboo like myself?

I remember when this webcomic was funny.

@Frank West


Say frank, sources say that a tall man with a camera, a brown coat, and the build of a football player crossed with a god has been seen kicking zombie ass a long with Chuck Greene.

Any comments?

@Frank West

Just wait til Chuck Greene steals your limelight when he arrives in Vegas...

...and your photos can't help you now!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

why the sudden influx of soviet Russia jokes?

I direct you to the second-to-last panel of this comic.

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/316

Loading up the Nerf Now site always causes my entire PC to freeze up for several seconds. Using the latest Firefox 4 beta. Any sugesstions?

All this time I thought Recettear was just /v/ and /a/'s little secret...

@Frank West: lolumad?

Hah! I didn't expect this at all. Recettear's really taking the net by storm.

I also didn't expect a Thundercats reference. Not complaining.

What the hell is crap? First a Tetris comic, and now a lame Thundercats joke? Where's my Dead Rising comic? When does Frank get his commeupance?

Love this strip! Made me laugh my butt off. Also like how the USSR store is empty, very realistic if I do say so myself. Lulz!

lol, Borderlands! damn gun vending machines takin all my cash!

...Recette, get off the Internet, you have a store to run, remember?

A comic about me?! Yayifications!

I think the first one is the town the game is in.

... ok, I get all of them EXCEPT the first one...

Alternative Communism block, it stays the same but has a really long line of people.

I started playing this game because everyone is talking about it, and the live streams are pretty interesteng to watch. Question: Would you ever be interested in doing livestreams yourself?

I only get the second and third one.

HAR! I love it.

I don't know...OH that new steam game...ok...

First.