[url=#user_comment_44355]@Frank[/url] right you are
Frank
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_44321]@Rawr[/url]: It's called fun size.
Rawr
over 14 years ago
Ofcource you say mine on a 5 yearold girl.. either for early investment or you like em small
Evilbastard
over 14 years ago
Hell i never bothered to even conquer his cities i just incinerated them completely with nuclear submarines because i wanted to erase his existence from history.
All that was left to do was to destroy all witnesses.
Did you know it's mighty hard to kill a Giant Death Robot with pikemen?
Merc
over 14 years ago
urgh hated Montezuma. Kept deccing me. I finally gave up trying to pacify Ghandi(Through superior force of arms :D) transferring all of my forces onto Montezuma's borders. Waited for him to dec me again adn BAM. INSTANT BLITZ. He had too many forces but... i raised the cities. SCORCHED EARTH!
trololol
over 14 years ago
scout is credit to civilization
Marizza
over 14 years ago
The scout will also sell cookies for your benefit
Fluffy-Neko-San
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_44300]@Frank[/url]: FRANK IS FRANK!!!!!!
Fluffy-Neko-San
over 14 years ago
why are we using little Girl Scouts as our scou-oh......nevermind...>.<
damnedgamer
over 14 years ago
You should make some arks about League of Legends!
Bob
over 14 years ago
Draw that God Damn train!
Koolkevk
over 14 years ago
My scouts found some ruins full of arrows and were upgraded to archers. They ran across the whole map killing every barbarian in sight while the other nations had little to no army.
Rafael
over 14 years ago
There must be an alarming number of pedophiles reading these comics...mark "mine" on a 5 years old is the rock botton.
Frank
over 14 years ago
The best part about Civilization 5 isn't taking over countries, it's showing everyone online that I did.
Augustus Caesar
over 14 years ago
Got once isolated into the same frickin continent alone with Montezuma and he declared war against me with like 10 military units.
I somehow manage to kill them all and am moving to take his capital.
"We must not let war define who we are"
Let the fucker burn we don't need no water.
Discrider
over 14 years ago
Tbh, I've never used Scouts that much in the Civ series. Settler spam is just too darn effective.
WHAT'S THAT SWORDSMEN? YOU NEED TECH? HAVE SOME TANKS!
Nielsdejong
over 14 years ago
....
Ok guys, I knoew your used to this, but please don't comment "mine" on a 5 year old girl O.O
Tomta head
over 14 years ago
Why would anyone want to call a little girl parts "mine"... she's like 5
Ellisthion
over 14 years ago
"Need a settler here" = brilliant.
StarPilot
over 14 years ago
Scout found new weapon: Ambassador
SRG
over 14 years ago
Montezuma sounds like the T.hawk of the Civ series.
Soup
over 14 years ago
Spah sapping mah settler!
Tylenolandvodka
over 14 years ago
Montezuma was an asshole even in civ 4.
"Trade Nuclear fission for pottery or it's War HUEHUEHUEHUE!"
PCachu
over 14 years ago
Even Brentalfloss knows Montezuma is a colossal douchebag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL6wlTDPiPU
DS
over 14 years ago
My scouts in Civ II were always armed units.
Lat
over 14 years ago
Montezuma is a dick in every rendition of Civ. Every game I've had with him I've put my aim to kill him because he was such a dick.
Terezi
over 14 years ago
@A Bag of Opinions
His passive resistance got stolen by a gremlin.
Aurum
over 14 years ago
This is why you should never ever agree to open borders with ghandi. Also, if you have problems. Set up a game where there is no india or aztecs.
A Bag of Opinions
over 14 years ago
...fuckin' Ghandi.
Whatever happened to passive resistance?
EMP
over 14 years ago
I agree with random nub. Ghandi is the one that will stab you in the back.
Slim
over 14 years ago
Monty. How I love your insane antics. No wait. I despise you more than any leader ever. Nobody else will declare war on you when they are friendly.
gimmethegepgun
over 14 years ago
Also, you forgot about beating up barbarians with the weapons you find in ruins. One time I got a swordsman upgraded all the way up to Infantry from a bunch of different ruins. Not sure how that works.
gimmethegepgun
over 14 years ago
Better take that spot quickly before Ghandi parks a settler there and gets a few billion people and whores itself out for culture. Best way to deal with Ghandi: kill his city-states, especially maritime. And pillage his farms.
sandame
over 14 years ago
montezuma, god i hate this guy
kinda disapointed with the game so far
but hey,haven't played much yet
Moby
over 14 years ago
Lots of players lost thier hats.
If you look at the forums you can see it.
...
Well I got an Hatless Scout and a Pot, and they still there. Maybe I'm lucky.
Snotful
over 14 years ago
MONTEZUMA!!
Zapp
over 14 years ago
Scout-chan lol Civilization i never thought i'd see
random nub
over 14 years ago
Don't be fooled little scout! Ghandi in the end, will surely be the last one laughing.
Kissamies
over 14 years ago
Ah, good ol' Montezuma. You can always count on his hostility. All those city states were extra grateful after I liberated them from him.
Anon
over 14 years ago
Josué:
Sometimes, objects in your backpack get stuck under other objects if the connection to Steam is lost somewhere. Try moving things around until you find your hat.
I had the same thing happen to my Medic's Pickelhaube helmet, but was just hidden under a pair of Soldier's boots.
Frank
over 14 years ago
@Pow, haha..: No you dumbass, this is obviously Guild Wars.
Xifihas
over 14 years ago
A Civilization comic, nice.
Pow, haha..
over 14 years ago
Is this settlers 2?
Carl
over 14 years ago
Astonishing as it may seem, some people just do not like cookies.
Con
over 14 years ago
Poor scout, she just wants to explore the wide horizons.
Jake'm
over 14 years ago
Saw THAT coming :/
The N
over 14 years ago
Obviously this scout repeated herself to many times to the otherwise nice Native.
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