FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Damn it heavy D:

Hahahaha Yes.

[url=#user_comment_48801]@TheOneWithBrains[/url]: mee too X3 XDDD

[url=#user_comment_48928]@GoldPanda[/url]: they habe a poker reunion ones in a while

Heavy is gay i knew it :D

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........

The Heavy A.K.A. Ultimate Cock Blocker 3100, designed and tested in Russia, approved by Dragovich.

Dante and Bayonetta playing poker? Oh yes, please!

Stupid Fatman! I knew I should have never been on your side...

Cloak and Dagger was practically designed for enjoying strip poker sessions. Just hide behind the hawtest girl on the table.

she must take off the shirt and bra to reveal a mini turret that farts out bubblegum

@Khan FurSainty: ??? WHERE?

oh and by the way jo. I always love your ever so subtle blushes as well as the lip bites when you choose to use them.

MAN HEAVY, this is almost as bad as the frikkin scout interupting engie on engie action...

You wear BLU sweater...

[url=#user_comment_48891]@1337zorz[/url]: The heavy explains his logic for calling Strong Bad this: He is red, he has the killing gloves of boxing, and there was some 3rd reason I forgot. Strong Bad: THESE. ARE. MY. HANDS.

DAMN YOOOOU, HEAVYYY!!!!

[url=#user_comment_48994]@jimie[/url]: yeap, he did. try looking at rule 34. anyway, i, too, loved both the game and it's concept... if, someday, they release a 'poker night at the inventory 2', i'd like to see even more characters from other games (or webcomics :P), AND the possibility of playing online.

khan fursanity, he did?

[url=#user_comment_48937]@Scout[/url] He made lesbian porn of her a long time ago...

They DO fly off.

Guess Heavy's love for redheads can't overcome his hatred for BLUs.

I hate cock blockers

Why are you teasing us? make porn of her already!

Oh man, dat face

Wait wait wait...

Why are Blue Engie and Red Heavy playing together? Shouldn't they be trying to kill each other?

[url=#user_comment_48905]@Tycho[/url]: Because you can totally attack level 5's in PVP, right?

[url=#user_comment_48911]@Osmigos[/url] OMG LMFAO

Heavy is right! $ 100.000 for a strip? Just give JO $50 for a hot Red x Blu engie action.

Heavy is very loyal, he only has eyes for Doctor.

Fully half of my random drops this month have been crates. I have not kept or opened a single one.

OOOOOOH! Nipples nice! *high fives*

I guess Sasha and Natasha are the only girls for him. Either that or he just isn't a pervert. lol

It's like finding a level 5 in a PvP server, and rolling up on your flying mount, only to realize he's being escorted by a group of cloaked level 80 rouges.

@Pyro Jr.: Who brought this child here?! Cover his eyes Cover his eyes!

Well after the whole cheating arc you could understand heavy looking out for the Married men(CoughTychoCough).
That and blu Asian Amish spy right behind her with his camera beard.

[url=#user_comment_48886]@query[/url] Simple. Golden wrench.

Knowing this, homestar will SOMEHOW mess this up. Or maybe the Scout.

While this one IS confusing, I did find out somthing in the photo notes, Heavy is like an inteligent, ignorant, russian Strong Mad. Strong Bad is also like a "Tiny Heavy", wich he actually refers to strong bad as.

[url=#user_comment_48886]@query[/url]: by continually buying keys until the amount of money in your possession is equal to or less than $0

how do you spend 10,000 dollars on KEYS?????????

"Nice Hand, gigantic cheater"

Heavy is full of win.

[url=#user_comment_48853]@nick[/url] ever tell toy about the time me and keith played strip poker with zoey keith ended up naked we laugh so hard my head hurts till next week

Meh, I don't even like girls.
I prefer violence.

Later that night the spy backstabbed the Heavy as he walked out. You can tell he was there by the :0 face.

Yea ducky boy you know ME! The most awesomest thing to hit the Earth sense dinosaurs!

What is surprising me here is the lack of people who have either thought A) Heavy is more of a gentleman then whatever you people think he should do or B)He honestly doesn`t care about it. Either way Tycho is married, and loves giraffes, Max is afraid of girls, and Strong Bad, you know him already

The overweight Russian maggot has the right idea. A spriptease is NOT worth my hard-earned blood money, before the War, RED Demoman and I picked up beautiful women all the time. And that was WITHOUT putting money on the table.

Heavy. I am very, fucking, disappointed in you.

Also, I fold.

For someone who "LOVES the red hair," Heavy sure is missing the point. Who can blame him, RED barely ever caps the points. :I

Just if you think she's lacking modesty. Think again, she actually have a metal padding under that suit!

[url=#user_comment_48808]@Nick[/url]: Oh, not this bullshit again. You're not fooling anyone, okay? You might as well put on a hoodie and try calling yourself the "original Hunter". You know, I'm not legally allowed to own a gun. Wanna find out why?

@Rodrigo Maciel Costa: It also has Engitan not wearing it. It's a double-edged sword.

@ghostjustin4 Gay people have children sometimes, plus she is adopted.

heavy, just shut up and enjoy the view. but to think about it, heavy might not want it for a different reason, mabye hes gay with medic. since he has chibi-medic, he is a pedophile since she is only like 9. then the heavy is gay, pedobear, or just racist against the blue team. u decide :P...

[url=#user_comment_48840]@StarPilot[/url] Yea but Homestar will be able to mess it up SOMEHOW! I mean there's no Homestar at the inventory.

@Strong Bad: Oh I'm sure there are other hot redheaded engineers on the planet.

Well I was in the moment man, I mean she is probably the only HOT engineer I will ever find.

Strong bad, if that was the case, why complain about one woman? Go get 5 of em, and feel better.

Sometimes I fell like the only one who can get the ladies and when I'm around someone else they RUIN IT!

AHH COME ON HEAVYMAN! Someone of YOUR style has no chance with the ladies. I mean it was a matter of time the ladies can NEVER resist taking of their clothes when I'm around! Then Ivan over there ruins it! Damn Telltale they could've put a SMARTER person form TF2.

I mean, you making boobies

Every time I see this things in your comics, I think: "Oh man, I wish to get boobies"

Heheh. All the teensy men, just lookin for a peek under engie-tan's suit? For shame.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" ©Heavy himself

foolish fool
you know not what you say

For the first time I am disappointed in Heavy.

The Inventory being a speakeasy bar also has a kids section.

ok I am into that game now.

Them girls always think the have an easy way out of trouble.

Requesting alternate version

HEAVY! YOU FAIL SO HARD!

plox plox more she http://jopereira.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rnt9o

@ Rodrigo Maciel Costa

DO WANT.

[url=#user_comment_48790]@Nick[/url] Yeah... How about you get your Cheap suit and copied ass outta here, 'cause I'm the original Nick.

[url=#user_comment_48803]@Anonomous[/url]: Are you crazy? ALternate ending has Heavy winning Engie's jumpsuit and wearing it =O

[url=#user_comment_48722]@Heavy[/url] Weapons Guy: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I am reminded of time Engineer kill my entire team.

Quick! Somebody commission an alternate ending to this comic! Yes, Jo does do such commissions.

But...but Heavy loves red-heads! He even says so in this (craptacular) game!

i do too i want her bra :3

AW! C'MON MAN! SERIOUSLY?

[url=#user_comment_48794]@Nuckel[/url]: Not a slut! Her suit was the only thing worth $10,000 for her buy-in. Her helmet, sadly, was only a measly $9,999.

Now this, I have never suspect

Heavy wants her hard hat more than the body suit...

Wow, what a slut... ;_;

Tits!

... is what I would say. God damn it, RED Heavy.

actually dante did try his hand at poker in the anime, pretty godat it too once he got into the game

I hate Heavies

Goddamnit, tempting me to visit paheal.

*Snaps Picture*
Ohohoh, looks like I just got enough erotica PP to level up! BOOYAH!

Also, I'm kinda out of money too, so I'm betting my pants.

Truly, you boring lot live up to the term "minor"

[url=#user_comment_48780]@Altherix[/url]: Hey, come on now. For what it's worth, Engie-tan is a very beautiful woman, and having her at your poker table, bodysuit-betting or no, would be quite the honor. In terms the others will understand: I'd sap that piece of gear all day long, baby.

From the comments, a lot of young boys reading this.

Heavy got the right idea, you'll learn, you'll learn eventually.

[url=#user_comment_48750]@IceStorm[/url]: Oh crap, I forgot about that. That IS ironic.

Engie-tan(1) clearly wasn't expecting that.

HOWEVER, even if she were to bet that $10,000 jumpsuit...

Tycho would end up knocking her out in the second round of play. That's no moon, motherfuckas!

the only thing that comes to mind about Heavis reaction.

"STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID!"

I came for the expressions, and they have not failed me. Lol.

is this worse than scout?

wow. heavy is kinda dumb isn't he? xd

EXACTLY WHAT DUDE SAID. DO IT

Mmm, giraffes...

You're not visiting the right sites then :P

Haven't seen any of the more ''explicit'' pictures from you lately Jo, i miss them x3

Nooooooooo!

Took me a bit to understand this one.Ahaha.

Somebody make porn of this situation already.

Besides, Max doesn't even *like* girls! He prefers violence!

Now, heavy, maybe this is the time you learn to be a man..... you..... big baby

Heavy's got the right idea. Doesn't cost 10,000 dollars to get a girl to strip for you.

GOD DAMN IT!

This strip becomes slightly ironic when you remember that the Heavy tells Tycho that he loves redheads.

:/

Strongbad: Girl, I got more jumpsuits than you can imagine. I don't need another. I don't even wear 'em!

Dante? Colorful?

Heavy is smart.

That bodysuit must cost more than "five-ten-thousand dollars". *cough*StrongBad*cough*

Also, it's probably too big for chibi-medic.

Heavy, you can always use her outfit to polish Sasha.

[url=#user_comment_48734]@Briianz[/url]: Heavy isn't stupid. Internet has already went over this. It's a language barrier issue.

The heavy is so Stupid...but then again he is a heavy.

Naive Heavy is naive

I predict that this will be "Mine"'d more than any other comic Jo has uploaded to this site.

With the possible exception of "Mac vs. PC II".

Heavy Fails. Heavy fails worse than the biggest fail anyone here can think of.

cccccccccccc-cockblock

No wonder he's buddy-buddy with Medic!

I KNEW IT! STRIP POKER

... must get image of heavy-scoot wearing engi jumpsuit out of my mind!

*gargles with shotgun mouthwash*

>.<

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