"Shepard you have to save the council!"

"Ah yes, 'councilers' the amoral group of idiots aledgedly cowering on the citadel. We have dismissed that claim."

"reapers"

Ah yes "Reaper", I "never" tried to warn you about and you were "telling me" were so "very" important JACK ASS!

It's a little late, but I'm keeping the councillors alive just to point and laugh at their reactions when they finally realise the Reaper threat in ME3.

I sincerely hope Engie tans reaction can be used in-game.

Renegade points don't mean you are evil, just that you are prepared to make hard decisions where there will be negative consequence. Paragon just means you are a moral example to all. And to cold-heartedly sacrifice people rather than give them a chance isn't exactly angelic ;)

Ah yes, "Reapers". We have dis-

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

THIS HURTS YOU.

Ah yes, "Reapers". We have dismi--

Oh.

you got it by the naem

I hate small towns.

And Doctors.
And Lawyers.
And Cops.

I hate Aqua Spies.

Renegade points aint dark side points, they mean you think the ends justify the means. Its more of a sliding scale of idealism vs cynicism than good vs evil.

[url=#user_comment_50549]@Bob[/url]: To each their own. I find Kotaku perfectly acceptable because of its community. My idea of "worst gaming related websites" is IGN and Gamespot (similarly, because of their communities).

I tried to to save the council and fight the reapers at the same time.
I couldn't save everyone,I can never save everyone.

Needs moar fricken laser beams.

Right now, I am deeply in love with you *__*

Ahahahaha. This is absolutely awesome :D

*spoilers*
When I got to that part in ME1, I chose for humans to join in and attack. thinking it would be best with all the fire power I can get.

They say that many humans died, but really? we barely have 30 on my ship, we lost around maybe 300? arn't they exaggerating a bit.

Shepard turn into a raptor an consumed the poor voodoo witch doctor.

[url=#user_comment_50549]@Bob[/url]: Oh you!

@And Steve: But I do. [url=#user_comment_50531] @Bob[/url] (spelled backwards is Bob: The fact that it's one of the worst gaming related websites is worth mentioning, yes.

[url=#user_comment_50525]@AckAckAck[/url]: lol and connected. :D

"AH YES, REAPERS."

[url=#user_comment_50501]@Keroko[/url], I would have pinned that air quotes bit as the Paragon option, with the neutral option probably decking him and the renegade being putting a round in his leg. Yes, I dislike the smugness of that damn turian council member that much.

Nerfnow.com now with more Reap...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[url=#user_comment_50531]@Bob[/url]: Well, certainly, if it sucks so much, it definitely doesn't warrant mentioning at all, but since you did the courtesy of doing it yourself... well, I guess Kotaku must be a fantastic site!

I hate air quotes

[url=#user_comment_50531]@Bob[/url]: Don't say things you don't mean.

Man, Jo, Kotaku is shit...don't give them anything :/

also, doesnt usa rage already when you can see uncovered tits or unreasonable cleavage like that?

...waiting for medieval engietan, too.

jo, that's hardly risky. I know where you got the inspiration, though.

google for [2+2]chan ratings (do the math question first).

Yeah...that's hardly a risque comic =D

[url=#user_comment_50525]@AckAckAck[/url] Yes yes please

Jo, I just saw your illustration for kotaku....

Requesting uncensored version please.

Turians uses '] instead of "], right?

Between the photo notes and the stupid shit people say, this comic has one of the most herpderp fanbases around.

hey, im frank, i personally loved mass effect, but do not force my opinon on others.

im prepared to accept some people did not like this game, but am not about to call them 'dumb' because their tasted didnt. match. mine.

p.s bob is an asshole

Hi, I'm Bob. I think Mass Effect is a great game.

And I'm dumb. :)

My God. While the page was still loading and only the title was displayed, Mass Effect and the Turian Councilor was literally the first thing that popped into my head. It's THAT memorable. Air quotes will now be forever associated with that jerk and vice versa.

I llllllllllove it :D More ME comics!

"my people have a saying, and I hope it translates well 'eat a bag of dicks'"

i never played with the turians. they are... not my style.

Er, no offense to any black people

Strange, my female Mass Effect character has the same hair. Black, though, gives her a sort of colonist feel to match her background.

[url=#user_comment_50488]@Dandan[/url]: So Nerfverse shepard's 'girl'friend would be some the man from the last comic but with a vagina? meh what floats logic's boat.

Don't worry, I saved them in an attempt to build good will among the various races, whose help I thought I would soon need. In ME2, the Council acts pretty much exactly the same as they did in ME1. They chalked the Reaper attack up to a one-off thing that had been "resolved."

Council: Help us, Shepard, we are being attacked by the Reapers!

>Paragon
>Neutral
>Renegade

>Choose Renegade

Shepard ( doing the air quotes ): Ah yes, "...reapers"

*cuts transmission*

All you Reapers are racist.

1 more year till forth panel goes live *sigh*

Hopefully, we won't have to recruit half universe, nor "prove the threat of the reapers" anymore :P

Jeff wins an internets for his photo note about Shepherd and Nerfnow.

Mass Effect: The only RPG where charisma is the best stat and it levels *itself*.

The Turian Counciler is alive in my playthroughs because the Asari and Salarian Councilers were mostly tolerable. I look forward to seeing the Turian being forced to eat crow.

I don't get it, and Mass Effect is a dumb game.

The facial expressions are awesome in this one.

council was annoying. so i killed them. all.

Renegade is path of awesome.

Missing Fourth Panel: Shepard then punches him.

Ah yes, "AIR QUOTES". The sarcastic gesture supposedly made by the Turian Councillor in response to Commander Shepard's delusional assertions.

We have dismissed that claim.

you know, I bet some people already forgot Shepard is totally futa in Nerfverse

[url=#user_comment_50485]@Altherix[/url]: Humans are jerks. But so are Turians, Asari and Salarians. I couldn't push that "Let them die!" option fast enough. (And I was on a paragon path.)

Done it both, save and let the council die.

In a nutshell: "Saved = Humanity is our friends" or "Die = Humanity are a bunch of jerks" is the overarching feeling in ME2.

I just wish ME2 had points you could cut off the council mid-transmission, very satisfying.

I let the asshole love, now he can watch as the reapers invade Earth, at that point I can point at earth and go "Reapers aren't real my ass"

Mass Erect? Sounds like someones been watching Machinima.

I wonder if there'll be more hobby ship collecting next game and maybe a lot more fish too!

I saved them (not sure why), so I will get to see his reaction, if he isn't already dead.

I saved them, thinking I could use that for epic discounts when the second game came 'round. Instead, I get *spoiler* and thus get shit for help from em. Though I know anderson would help. Maybe it would have been better were to send udina up as the human councilman....Huh.

Why is the turian look like he's giggling in the second panel? And what are they doing in an aquarium?

My Shepard looks almost exactly the same as this one here. Except she's a ginger. RED POWAH!

Soooooooooooo...

...we talkin' about Mass Effect now, eh?

...good.

was thinking "turian with air quotes wha?" then was "oh that guy! >.<"
then found this comic humorous

Turian needs a long spike pointing horizontally out the back of his head. Check some screenshots for reference.

Ah yes, "Palaven"

I have dismissed that planet.

I WILL do that if I get the chance in ME3. Sorry Garrus.

Ah yes, "Reapers".


WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, TURIAN!?

Staring at you.
Staring at you.
Squinting my eyes.
Taking my hands down to jab you in the eye.

Btw, Jo, its because of you and your awesome/funny/cute comic that I purchased TF2 as well as ME1 two days ago. So, thanks!

I'll get this eventually, I purchased ME1 a couple days ago after I got my new computer with AMD Phenom II 4x with 6GB RAM and 512Mb nVidia GeForce graphics card. ^^

I saved there asses just so I could say I fucking told you so!

I did the exact same thing. I focused on saving the Galaxy instead of throwing it away for some politicians and in ME2, they treat it like you intentionally let the Council die out of spite.

"Shepard, help! Reapers are attacking the Citadel!"
"Ah yes, Reapers, a race of sentient starships currently fucking up your shit, we have dissmised that claim" (+ Renegade)

Oh yeah, took me a minute. It didn't make any sense until I remembered who the turian was.

never played ME1, played ME2...but still found this hilarious because of shepherds face in the last panel

Joining the Specters: A human colony
Saving the counsil: 3000 human lives.
See their faces wen you tell them what to do with the specter status? Priceless.

Reapers? Is that another kind of infected? What do these ones do that the Tank and such don't, then? Gaaaah!

And here I thought this was a comic about the Turian Councilmember taking FemShep on a date to the Aquarium...