Nope.avi

[url=#user_comment_52993]@Cyrotha[/url] "im pretty sure theres no ps3 cause mass effect is not for that system so stfu" http://www.amazon.com/Mass-Effect-2-Playstation-3/dp/B002I0J5YW Casey Hudson "we put together a really great version for the PS3,and now this is really the definitive version of Mass Effect 2"

I believe they had it be those 3 'consoles' in order of how good it would be for legion, him being a robot PC would be best while wii.... should be obvious

@Turian Councilor: Yup. And he's awesome at everything except dating sims. Poor guy. What he's awesome at, he gets banned from on grounds of suspected cheating. That just leaves what he sucks at, and he can't get better because he's not supposed to have any emotions.

see what i did there?

now stfu

Xbox has no gaems!

Wait, doesn't Legion have a gamer profile?

o and im not jokeing go to the bar on illium and there will be a turrian and quarion sitting at a table she may not say it rigtht away though
o and P.S. nervstimulation is a vibrator
and to all the ps3 fags shut the fuck up stop bitching and get over it

the comment i clearly posted before has not been awensered or had much attention paided to it i would like aq opinoin you winny little ps3 nubs and im pretty sure theres no ps3 cause mass effect is not for that system so stfu
tired of the bithin

I hate the PS3.
but you know what I don't hate?
I don't Little Big Planet.

PS3 has


NO GAEMS

PS3 has


nogaems

What about the PS3?

You all peasants missing apron-wearing Tali.

Clearly someone never played Lair of the Shadow Broker. Legion already plays shitloads of video games, as he was even accused of hacking once because his reaction times were so good, no human would be able to match them.

I love it! Moar ME related comics plox, Jo? Also I'd like some Geaors of War/Fallout/Borderlands themed! Just giving you more ideas.

"the geth would have helped us against the reapers Tali!"

"I had to think of my duty first! My exile is being renounced! I'll be back with my people!"

red renegade choice

"no...you wont"

*non fatal double shot to tali's suit and leaves her to die from infection*

what if based on events they make a squad member betray you?!

But like always, its in shades of gray?

@Arnon the Mouse: So you are saying you're just as excited about it as I am?

@Liro Raeriro
Mass Effect is to put it simply the effect Eezo has on the mass of an object, usually lowering it enough it can move at or beyond lightspeed for spaceflight. Eezo exposure while in the womb is also what makes Biotics, who can manipulate Mass Effect fields on a smaller scale.

I never got into play Mass Effect... I got bored with all of the text.

[url=#user_comment_52770]@Ark[/url]: You kiddin' me, Shepard? Forget the kid. I'll get there first.

im seriose its freakin me out thinkin what she does in her spare time.

omfg its so true.. I WANT MY MASS EFFECT 3!!!!
but explain to me something in 2 i over hear a conversation between a turrian and a quarion the quarion says she has a nerv stimulations program built into her suit (standered equimpent for any responsible adult) it makes me wonder does tali have it?

Legion actually plays video games. Including Grim Terminus Alliance.

They'd better not kill Kelly in 3 (unless you were already lazy in 2 and got her pureed)

[url=#user_comment_52773]@frank[/url] Maybe they'll check your save point from ME2 and look at who your love innterest is and KILL HIM/HER?

seriously, theres all kinds od stories and they concern me like 'your love intrest from 2 will die early in the game'

please let that stay a rumor, i like tali

Agreed. If anyone fucking insults her, expect me to sic' Grunt at ya.

If anybody goes renegade on Tali, I'll castrate them with a ballpoint pen.

Play it, you'll see.

Now dont go straight to the trollish responses, i know what mass effect is, what i want to know is just WHAT it is, like what do you do, whats your goal, a short little jist of the game(s)

Okay, im going to be the hate target here, what the fuck is mass effect?

Aww, Tali blushing . . . through mask? I always liked Tali, favorite companion, was stoked when I found out you could be with her in Mass 2. On to MASS EFFECT 3!

[url=#user_comment_52754]@SRG[/url]: seeing

see that greet suit horribly reminds me of that recent gabe interview and that if the camera pan lower folks could have had a Cgi Ad for half life episode 3.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mass_Effect

read it
ill bet youll lol your ass off

[url=#user_comment_52716]@patton360[/url]: Also on Dragon Age 2 (comes out in March)

[url=#user_comment_52726]@Zacsi[/url]: oh wait scrach that i looked it up in the book and it really is called vogons sorry my bad god i miss douglas adams so much maybe thats why i love the ME games that much

[url=#user_comment_52743]@Merc[/url]: Garrus and Legion :P

@Kaguro Draven

Awww, oh well, priority 3 that is.

Just read the news in Kotaku about Mass Effect 2 is now can be purchased fully through PSN, 12 GB! hhmmm, physical copy or digital...

[url=#user_comment_52734]@Erzengel[/url]: There are still two slots on the http://masseffect.bioware.com/universe/ squad category that is still Classified. New squad members? :D

[url=#user_comment_52737]@Commander204[/url]: I know, right! On a more serious note...anyone else upset that the narrator in the new trailer ISN'T SIMON PEGG.

Heh, I swear when I saw "Nope" at the title for the webpage, I thought it'd be a TF2 strip. xD

Mass Effect is a game for people who secretly want to play dating sims.

@Spartan A291:
Thing is, when they announced they were shutting down Cerberus News at the 1 year mark, they also said they were going to start up Cerberus News 2 more times: 1 week before the next DLC, and 2 weeks before ME3. So they at least INTEND on 1 more DLC.

Honestly, I don't think they're doing any more ME2 DLC. Truth be told, the vast majority of the DLC available for ME2 was content originally intended to be in the retail version of the game to begin with, then either cut because it wasn't ready at the time of release or because they got greedy.

lol, yeah I'm also experiencing ME withdrawal symptoms since ME3 is sooo far away and new ME2 DLC is yet to be announced... I am fill ing this gaping void by currently reading the tree ME novels (Finished the first, started the second); and I must say they're pretty damn good :D

Damn, when PS3 isn't even an option for being good, bad, or neutral.

PC is the good option

Bahahahahahhaha, PC Gaming Master Race

[url=#user_comment_52721]@Serathis[/url]: wait... is this supposed to be a "Hitchikers guide to the galaxy" referance? if so than its called Voglon anyway cant wait for ME3 going to prepare with all sort of chars before i get into it all hail the Talimancers and i hope garrus wont be doing the fucking callibrations

NERF NOW, now with more hate towards ps3

[url=#user_comment_52715]@Wraith[/url]: Vogon poetry?

Mage is pretty awesome in Kings Bounty. You can mind control enemys and watch their allies spend time killing them, reflect damage they did to you multiple times, and later on you can cast twice in the first round.
I never finished the game, but that was just because it is so long.

[url=#user_comment_52716]@patton360[/url]: You and three quarters of the rest of the galaxy.

The Renegade Nope is sarcastic.

Bioware is currently working on Star Wars the Old Republic mmorpg http://www.swtor.com/ Hopefully it will be out by the end of this year but who knows. But I'm really looking forward to this game because I'm so being a F*ing JEDI!

Next Panel:

Ash asking "Do you want to read some poetry?"

Josué: Make a Mass Effect arc about Tali, you're fan pleaser. Half ME players adore Tali, also she's awesome.

Ps.- I'll effing praise you for life if you do it.

Ps.- Say yes!!

nope.avi

@Lord of the dance: Memes are the lowest form of humor.

The game could offer you an infinite number of answers to choose from for that final question and they'd still all be wrong.

[url=#user_comment_52700]@PointyKnives[/url]: Well duh. He is a well known cheater and Quarian hater.

Heck no!

Nope.Asari

I just got to the final mission in ME2 last night, after hittin' dat first panel of course. ;D

Not going to lie, was expecting another joke on that engineer meme. Well done on not settling for that tired hash.

Am I the only one who expected (from the name) a TF2 comic?

Okay, I brought TWO characters back up from scratch to be prepared for ME3, my Janeway-ish Paragon Adept and my hard-broiled bastard Renegade Infiltrator.... now we play the waiting game.

By the way... Anyone knows something about that relationship reset bug in ME2?

Agree. You should play Warrior or Mage :)

Frankly though, I'd like to see less talk about console wars and more talk about FemshepXLiara.

@That guy: PS3 has plenty of games. 90% of them are released on XBox as well. So the XBox choice might as well include PS3.

Just think of PS3 as an XBox with less potty-mouthed miscreants.

(since not everything fit in one comment)
For me, it's not about a console vs. PC thing, it's just about playability and how well the game is coded and everything. I know that, if a game is on the PC, I can find someone in the community who's fixed all the little irks I had with the game orginally

[url=#user_comment_52678]@scout[/url] My thing about PC gaming is, it can usually be done better on PC than it can on consoles. I'm all about gameplay and interactivity with the world around me, which is why Crysis is one of my favorite games. To that end, I need a keyboard for more controls and more ways to interact

I'm Commander Shepard, and those body tight suits give all the answer you need.

This reminds me of a Geico commercial. "Will switching to Geico save you money on your car insurance? Was Abraham Lincoln, honest?" "Does this dress make my butt look big?" Lincoln, "Um, *cough* well maybe just..."

You can also try Evil Genius.

contrary to my name being a character from a PC game...

I really hate the stupid fanboyism between systems. like the "master race PC" people and the "this game would be much better on -, it sucks because its on -.

Why can't you guys grow up and like all kinds of games!? /rage

Oh god, I just beat the second game. Perfect timing.

Play Tropico 3 instead of King's Boredom!

Requesting Hi-res of the face in the last frame.

@65535, I didn't really romance in ME1, hated ashly and didn't care much about Liara. I did in ME2 becouse Tali is freaking awesome. [url=#user_comment_52668] @AckAckAck[/url], the threesome cannot be done ingame, I've checked.

@ that guy: ps3 has far more games then you have brain cells.

@#65535 Can you really do the threesome?

/Not yet playing ME
//If we can do that, it will be my priority one purchase.

No PS3?

But PC is... well, here we go:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/140/2/2/PC_Gaming_Master_Race_by_Claidheam_Righ.jpg

*Hat hovers above head*

@Kaguro: Have you ever tried to romance Liara and Ashley at the same time? Choosing the renegade option (asking for a threesome) will offend Ashley, but Liara will be totally down for it. Everything you say gets the same reaction out of her. She's like the alien equivalent of Yes Man from Fallout.

PS3 has no games

Legion is a PC gamer. You can look up his gaming history in the Shadow Broker DLC.

No, the PS3 was not forgotten.
Besides, as we all know, PC > all.

I don't get the 'nope' with the asari. What is it you're just a moron if you say anything but no?

[url=#user_comment_52648]@StarPilot[/url] They don't let you play characters *that* evil. It'd be like helping the Reavers! You just can't do it!

Hey, you forgot PS3 as an option in the 2nd panel.