[url=#user_comment_96903]@trenchcoat[/url]: Uh 1. that was me, and 2. that's kinda what I was saying; I DID put "" around "friend" to imply what she was really made for.
trenchcoat
over 13 years ago
Based on a previous comment (I forget who said it) I'm going to go with the joke that the man built a snowman, and then found it came alive. So, he decides to make a new snowman but make it a woman so he can have sex with it.
Or make them have sex with each other, I dunno, people are weird.
Len K.
over 13 years ago
...wow
CREEPER
over 13 years ago
FOREVER A CUBE
Clueless
over 13 years ago
@Andrew Hall
Because no one interested in blocky boobs
Justin
over 13 years ago
i enjoy minecraft
Somebody Else
over 13 years ago
Well, if <i>I</i> was all alone in the world and then discovered that I could create life...
Bob
over 13 years ago
I used to think Minecraft was a piece of shit.
Then I took an arrow in...oh no, wait. Minecraft is still a piece of shit.
SRG
over 13 years ago
@Andrew Hall: They did.
Someone made a boob mod for Minecraft that added boobs to zombies and human models.
Daniel
over 13 years ago
Snowman is so ronery.
Madness?
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_96383]@Guard[/url]: I see what you did there ;0
Now back to retrieving books!
...
Or killing random farmers =(
Andrew Hall
over 13 years ago
This is kind of a good point, I actually can't believe it that nobody has made a "Porncraft" mod for Minecraft yet.
Guard
over 13 years ago
I used to make snowmen.... then i got an arrow to the knee.
Pricee
over 13 years ago
BUT THIS TITS ARE NOT SQUARE LIES AND SLANDER
FRANKENSTEIN'S monster
over 13 years ago
MAKE ME A WOMAN OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
Broznik
over 13 years ago
Well, sure, if you like frostbite.
LeeZH
over 13 years ago
So ... how is the snowman supposed to give one of his rib if he doesn't have one?
Legiondude
over 13 years ago
I'd still name it Wilson
Toothball
over 13 years ago
Nice comic, it's an old joke if anyone hasn't heard it -
What's the difference between Snow Men and Snow Women?
Snowballs.
Defiant Wolf
over 13 years ago
Oh, this one is so getting shared with the Minecraft friends! LOL
Neopie
over 13 years ago
That'S NO MAN
Davtwan
over 13 years ago
Pumpkin the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a button vest and some rigid snow
And two eyes made out of holes.
Konoko
over 13 years ago
I read the comment, had my own idea of what the joke was and enjoyed it.
Then came to the comments, found other interpretations and rather liked some of them too. DOUBLE THE JOKE.
ano
over 13 years ago
i don't get the joke... he didn't like the creepy face so he changed it to that of a girl, or the snowman was complaining and wanted a girlfriend?.
Chaos
over 13 years ago
Incoming swarm of MINEs.
TrollyMcTrollerton
over 13 years ago
Talk about "frigid action". <.<
isaac
over 13 years ago
Umm, I think the should be a hole on the mouth.
PixelRey
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_96332]@Daretobecupid[/url]
I don't think he's making the golem a friend. I think it was more of a "Oh shit, my snowman moved. Its coming to life! Wait... then I need to make some changes."
Daretobecupid
over 13 years ago
THIRD!!! Also, nice of Minecraft-man to make his golem a "friend". Assuming she's for the GOLEM......
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