[url=#user_comment_116606]@dh[/url] Hardly. Lockboxes don't announce anything, and 90% of them just have cosmetics. Mind you, unlike tf2 hats, these have to be PERMANENTLY ATTACHED to stat-changing armor.

Well, the human creativity at its finest. There is nothing we love more than create new ways to kill and to make sex.
But, there is no way to avoid that the girl in there have a dirtier mind then the poor Jo Tentacle.

I think I get it,
Internet rule #34,
if it exists, there's porn of it.

crate #34 is considered a disappointment whenever I trade it they close the trade window

[url=#user_comment_117010]@Triv[/url]: I was also playing TF2 and got crate #30! I unboxed it and got a strange machina.

Finally finished this comic...now to wait for the next page.

Funny, was playing tf2 earlier and i got that crate O.o

[url=#user_comment_116601]@Chessrook44[/url] Actually, the primary problem is the sheer amount of message spam, along with the fact that a good portion of it is fake, referencing players that don't exist at all, and some that have been inactive for months.

http://www.masseffectsaves.com/

That should fix your save problem if you don't get the time to play through them before ME3. There is a save for pretty much any combination of choices you can think of.

[url=#user_comment_116814]@Hyperstar96[/url]: Jo is a tentacal. She's a female. 34 suggests porn. I shouldn't have to tell you what kind.

I still don't get it. Is it a Rule 34 joke or a crate joke? An if it IS a rule 34 joke, then what was the point of Jo getting a grenade to the head?

[url=#user_comment_116768]@holydevel[/url]: But she's a Demoman, and there's possibly a Strange Scottish Resistance in there.

I just checked if jo has a rule 34 account. He does. MENTALSCAR

Oh, it was a Rule 34 joke? I thought it was a crate joke.

@ An Onymous

Because some people do know what "girlfriend" actually is.

Wow, didn't think about Rule 34 at all. All I thought of was how absolutely terrible the things in crate #34 were and how worthless it was to open it.

Derp.

How do people still not know about rule #34?

[url=#user_comment_116740]@digizaruk[/url]: Except for two facts - we DO have a demo here and the M49 is well known for that barrel.

[url=#user_comment_116721]@Greenman[/url]: So you say, but the launcher end of the stock primary slot for either the soldier or the demo look very similar.

[url=#user_comment_116623]@TLV[/url]: ... I'll be in my bunk. Knock before you come in.

so is 34 the new 69?

[url=#user_comment_116715]@digizaruk[/url] that's the nozzle of the stock grenade launcher.

Anything with Demo-tan is awesome

I have 4 crate #34 and whenever i try to sell them they yell scammer

@Mein Herr: If there was ever one to begin with.

I'm surprised nobody else noticed that demo-tan has a rocket launcher.
...
I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!

[url=#user_comment_116695]@Hyperstar96[/url]: google rule #34 enjoy .... profit

Aha! Thank you BlackDrifter. I actuall didn't get this joke without your photo comment. And no, I actually do mean that. This one went over my head.

[url=#user_comment_116692]@412[/url]: The Steam-Version is at least better than Non-Steam. And the controls are a bit better, espically in the MOCA in ME1.

I don't get this comic.

Holy shit, you actually have bought ME 1 and 2 on steam? I've lost the the rest of my faith in the humanity.

Oh wait, you're brazilian, nevermind, human race is alright.

Here, you can have... MAH BIG GAY DANCE!

I've recently traded ~40 boxes for 3 ref. Best deal ever

since i have a bunch of keys in my inventory, i never get crates. goody!

Last months I made my canon paragon shepard save, the perfect one with nothing missed and all DLCs.

You can't add ME1 keys to origin yourself but you can contact EA support. Just be persistent, first I was told it's not possible but after mentioning other people had success this way I got it too.

Dear Author, you can add Steam ME2 key to your Origin account. I'm not sure about ME1, but I think it works too.

Everyone should love the 34

Thanks to Origin ME story ended in ME2.

Why wouldn't she want Crate 34?

I'd give a good deal for the chance to get a Strange Scottish Resistance.

Jo has actually done a fair amount of Rule #34 for his characters, and will take commissions. Way worth it wink wink nudge nudge

actually either it is rule 34, or a lot of people get this crate way too often

seriously, i like have 5 of them right now.

"Go on. Google JoPereira. I DARE YOU."

MY EYES!

"Don't know if this is ironic or not. but there prolly isn't rule 34 of any of nerf nows characters."

You're new to this whole "internet" thing, aren't you?

Go on. Google JoPereira. I DARE YOU.

Don't know if this is ironic or not. but there prolly isn't rule 34 of any of nerf nows characters

you can get the gibbed ME2 editor to let you modify save files.

i did that after my computer died and i lost 3 different versions of shep and about 100+ hours that i was not going to replay

if you check on the mass effect wiki it should have a link

I see what you did there.

Wuh oh. I hope tentacles grow back.

you do know there are sites for mass effect saves right? as in masseffectsaves.com and masseffect2saves.com

With dlcs and multiple paths and such.

From what I understand, they ARE releasing ME3 on Steam, but it is going to be ONE week afterwards, 3/13. So...are you willing to put it off by a week or are you going to buy it on Origin?

<going off word of mouth here>

@Chessrook: Sprial Knights did the same thing.

And to add to that, whenever someone gets the SUPER-RARE ship, there's a server-wide system message announcing that someone got the ship? And the forums and regulars are pissed about the box, and pissed about the announcement spam?
Yeah. That's crates done WRONG.

Crate bondage. Kinky.

Speaking of crates, did you know that Star Trek Online has decided to copy TF2, and make a type of box a random drop that can only be opened with a single-use key that you buy in the C-store (Read: with Real Money)? Oh and the box contains a SUPER-RARE ship that can only be gotten in the box?

For the ones that don't get it:

Rule #34 is "If it exists there is porn of it".

That box contains what everyone asking for heavy fanservice wants.

I don't get the joke either.

You know what's going to be real funny. When you do your steam playthroughs. And then origin won't allow you port it unless those copies are on origin.

I don't get the joke, actually what is the joke?

Rule 34!

I have to admit, that experience is highly overrated.

First