When i see this i just cant help but be reminded of an anus have some truly explosive diarrhea. Maybe this is a metaphor.

[url=#user_comment_124511]@Rathial[/url]: I thank thee. I, as hopefully one of many, never have nor will play ME3, and this enables me to rage along with all ye fanbois.

Personally i liked the FLASHY GREEN COMBO OF ORGANIC AND SYNTHETIC ending. I find it cute that Joker and Edi will probably be able to have a child. after all. everything is now a combination of synthetic and organic materials. even joker and Edi. and i hope to see Shepards kids.

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!

U ma, Failos?

GokuShep: Luckily you missed every one of my vital organs.
Reaper: What?! ALL OF THEM???

A lackluster ending to an otherwise near-perfect game makes it all the more memorable.

For the wrong reasons.

FUN FACT: Bioware, and only Bioware, approved the ending.

Blame all you want for EA for lolDLC, but the ending was squarely on Bioware's shoulders.

Friendship Ending: Royal Rainbow?

Yeah and like I said. ME2 had Red Explosions for Paragon Ending and Blue Explosions for Renegade. Mass Effect 1 had one ending for killing the Reaper. Mass Effect 3 CUTSCNE wise was an upgrade because there were three slightly different versions instead of just one or two versions.

The Friendship ending should just be a huge pink beam.
And a tiny dialogue box containing "Starlight Breaker!"

Sure, the end was disappointing, but dont forget the rest of the game! The end on Tuchanka almost made me cry, and I think there were about a dozen moments that gave me goosebumps.

[url=#user_comment_124660]@Falos[/url]: Reading photonotes and expecting non-fail. =|

As seen on Equestria Daily:
http://sheason.deviantart.com/art/The-Reapers-invade-Equestria-288850088

[url=#user_comment_124637]@Triv[/url]: No. It's like I said . "If Shepard chose to destroy the base, it explodes in a massive blast that the Normandy barely manages to outrun. If the base was spared, the blast is blue as the radiation destroys all organic matter" http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Mission#Suicide_Mission

Jesus Fucking Christ the photonotes are retarded today. Pyramid notes are fail, comicwide notes are fail, repeating what everyone already said (MLP) is fail.

Guess I'll have to hang out with the homestuck fans until the IQ around here averages over 50 again.

Thought this was about minecraft

[url=#user_comment_124591]@HitBoxMaster[/url]: Wrong its blue if u destroy it and red when u purge the collectors from it.

Dear lord thats alot of notes!

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER!

Friendship! Friendship?!? Again?!?

[url=#user_comment_124582]@Hyperstar96[/url] If you call about 40-50% of the photonotes being 'almost every photo note has to do with MLP'... And about 1/10 of the comments being 'almost every comment has to do with MLP'... Then by your definition yes, you are right my good man. Despair.

[url=#user_comment_124463]@Merc[/url]: I have xzibit image of that xD @ME2 Ending: The difference in color was only if you destroyed the collector base(red-orangish) or if you only purged it from all life (blue)

The Super Saiyan ending could also double as the Falcon Punch ending! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

What a surprise. Almost every photo note and comment has to do with MLP.

no falcon punch ending? D:

I'm glad I never played mass effect.

I'm no bronie but...

Third panel needs more ponies.

I'm kind of confused. I've played ME1 and ME2 but not ME3 yet the cutscenes for both 1 and 2 had similar color coded differences. I don't think there was a difference at all in ME1, but in ME2 it was blue or red explosions. Maybe ME3's ending sucks but the cutscenes comparisons have always sucked.

"You're going to destroy the whole franchise! Bioware! You've got to stop it!"

"Fanboy! Let's go!"

"HERP-DERP FLASH!"

Based off everything I've heard/seen, am I ever glad I never bought this game series.

Oh, please please the Friendship-ending!

Friendship ending plz.

Less ruining to my mass effect than the real stuff.

The Friendship Ending would've been so great that I could have my balls sliced off, have someone spit in both my eyes and be hung by my entrails immediately afterwards... and still die a happy man.

Nyan Geth?

Something to spend my cash on other then keys? What times we live in! Brohoof!

I assume this is what the video is talking about? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPelM2hwhJA&list=PLAD2EB3C5D62AF43E&context=C4a5799bADvjVQa1PpcFNn5e8KZ1aKPxUY3UxzwtpaStgJRHwU51w%3D

SPACE MAGIC!

Didn't even buy or play the game, and avoided all the gamer angst.....



Problem?

[url=#user_comment_124463]@Merc[/url]: ... *single tear*

Well, I suppose that last one WOULD count as a super magical happy end...

BROHOOF!

they could've doubled the endings by adding in purple orange and yellow

I like the last one

[url=#user_comment_124452]@wkz[/url]: yo dawg, i herd u dont like being killed by synthetics. So I made some synthetics to kill you so you dont get killed by synthetics.

[url=#user_comment_124459]@Davtwan[/url]: Not at EA. Someone got the Mass Effect 3 The Final Hours app. Basic Behind the scenes stuff. And they said it was the writers and producers who approved of the "Lots of Speculation for Everyone" ending. So yeah. Thanks Bioware. I think this is will be the last game I buy from you.

I can't confirm this rumor, but I hear it's because of EA that may have pulled the plug on the +14 different endings. Someone said that EA wanted the endings to be ambigious.

This is interesting...
http://social.bioware.com/forums/forum/1/topic/355/index/9727423/1

[url=#user_comment_124424]@Triv[/url]: I hear man. When Legion asked "how many creator faces you saw" shep answere one, I answered 0

I play Saint's Row, read Dragon Ball, and watch MLP. However i don't play ME. But I think i got your point anyway.

(cont.) I think it is that stinker which caused all the rage. Even three unlocked CHOICES with SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT results would have been better. [url=#user_comment_124437] @williamcll[/url]: I would say the super saiyan ending would have MASSIVE collateral damage. It wouldn't be a SS-end otherwise

Actually, the ending kinda makes sense. Apparently Reapers are one ancient civilization's answer to Singularity (it is a real theory) aka machines taking over.

The stinker is that you have three EXACTLY SIMILAR choices for ONE ending. Instead of three DIFFERENT endings based on earlier choices...

In the fabulous ending: reapers becomes a good guy.
In the super saiyan ending: similar to the destroy ending but only kills the reapers
In the friendship ending: everyone becomes ponies, including the reapers. Element zero is now mana.

I bet the hardest of these endings for bioware to use would be the friendship ending.

not because of copyright infringement or how off-color from the series it would be, but because its what fans want

:D

The nyah-cat ending pls XD

Legion died in the ending of ME2 for me, so I'm just fine and dandy.

yeah, thats crap. totally, udder crap.
Thank god i didnt buy it.

Also want to actually SEE tali's friggin face not just some photoshopped bs

I can't do it. I can't play ME3 ever again. They killed off my favourite character for no goddamn reason, took away the effectiveness of all the choices I'd made up until the end of the series, gave me NO closure... Just, fuck them now.

I WANT LEGION BACK, DAMMIT BIOWARE.

"The Friendship ending" now on Origin stores for only 14.99$!
Get your good ending right now, ladies and gentlemen!

I sacrificed myself in an explosion and you pick "fabulous" over me.

I blame EA for the shit endings...no not endings! ENDING! since its the same damn thing...

Fix da endings or die.

kthxbye

I think this is the best way to describe the endings to someone that hasn't played/finished playing ME3 yet.

Uh-oh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fj3iN-2wE

Jo, might I ask of your speculations for Borderlands 2, despite the fact they haven't released anything other than an announcement trailer? I'm looking forward to the wub wub.

Rainbow Shep you win at life.

why no comic about wastelands 2 or baldurs gate enchanced edition. Who cares anything about ME anymore with those two coming.

Btw heard theres a contest of Raptr, one of the prizes is an exclusive DLC, i'm already guessing it...

And after that, Bioware never sold any product again, and the fans lived happily ever after.

The End.

[url=#user_comment_124389]@Cirno[/url]: i hear you, cirno... well, at least they're gonna remake the series... since it aint from bioware, the chance of they corrupting it somehow is smaller, i think.

The fabulous ending needs to be pink. It looks like there is a party in there.

Looks like current Bioware devs havent even heard of Baldurs Gate...

Spoilers.

Oh boy

The last ending is mathematically 20% cooler.
Unfortunately, 0 * 1.2 = 0

Why did I shoot the power conduit as a Renegade? Not to stop the Reapers but to shut that little deus ex machina's inane prattle up. Did it like it was an interrupt in a cut scene.

Jo, marry me.

Seriously.

To me, the friendship ending and the super saiyan ending are the exact same. What with "Befriending."

MORDE ES NUMERO 1
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
So everything ends the same way with very minute differences depending on what you did? Coo.

OMG, my first comment here. What I say? Ah... I'm Brazilian (really no BRBR HUAEHAUEAHUE please)!

Rumor has it the endings were half-assed because of the Prothy leak, and that real endings are planned as part of a later DLC (April or May) that'll be free.

Wanted a not-shit ending, but I'll have to settle for fabulous.