That will be so fucking meta!
It will be like having big brother watching, you're always watched, but the big brother is no one, it's all automatic
Neonir
almost 13 years ago
*Is one of the 5*
:D
CCNezin
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_133631]@Bob[/url]: It's not as if the option isn't still there to play with specific people...
Bob
almost 13 years ago
I never understood why people want something like this.
I like to pick and choose where I want to play. Having the game sort you out and place you in specific groups is lame and constricting.
Commander204
almost 13 years ago
Why can't we have this technology? You have any idea how many players will stop spamming sniper and spy when they play? Not meaning in a bad way, but it just doesn't sit well with me when my team dominates a team of snipers, spies, and medics... I want a damn challenge!
Nicolas
almost 13 years ago
@Metal C0Mmander: Yea, most of my teammates aren't assholes and have some skill, and tell me, how can i not be a good player with 81 kills ?
Somebody Else
almost 13 years ago
Two things to note:
1) Matching players with similar behaviors will dampen learning and result in all the players filling in the same niche.
2) I am unqualified to be one of the nice people on the internet, I once got annoyed with a mic-spammer and told him that he was a bad singer.
Metal C0Mmander
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_133589]@Nicolas[/url]: Actually Jo said the program was rating your behavior not your skills wich mean that either you are a great person and the guy you are paired with are too even though they suck at the game or you're just an asshole. Or again you might just be the best of the noobs but not yet a good player
Nicolas
almost 13 years ago
@Trolling is an art: Yesss, the art of trolling, it had aided me in my quest to make everyone i meet mad.
Nicolas
almost 13 years ago
Soooo, how come i always get MVP yet i always have noob teammates ?
Nuckel
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_133557]@Malygon[/url]: The good old "to fuck with somebody" should be sufficient here.
- sincerly
a fellow German
Malygon
almost 13 years ago
@Trolling is an art: Exactly. And since I can't approve of those actions I stay away from using the word "trolling" since that masks the negative nature of those actions. As German I use the harsh word "verarschen" but I lack a direct translation. Maybe some of those: www.dict.cc/?s=verarschen
Malygon
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_133514]@GrampsGrumps[/url]: "Trolling" however often describe actions that are downright hostile and that are often taken just to satisfy the schadenfreude of the perpetrator. Of course, a wide array of actions are described as "trolling" but in the end I'd just stay away from that word.
Trolling is an art
almost 13 years ago
The art of inciting a specific reaction, usually anger, without being caught.
Expertly crafted trolls, as stated in Poe's Law, are indistinguishable from someone completely sincere.
Frankly, I'm insulted by those who consider spamming caps and memes as trolling. They're like scriptkiddies.
Malygon
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_133514]@GrampsGrumps[/url]: But "trolling" isn't exactly the same as those other terms. While "pulling your leg" or "jerking your chain" are terms that describe actions which are taken to have fun with someone that person can often laugh after the fact (if they are able to laugh about themselves).
dirtdog
almost 13 years ago
Valve claimed to have implemented something like that a few months back. Weather it works or is it real is another matter.
Platypus
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_133514]@GrampsGrumps[/url]: Your just "messing with me" or trying to "yank my chain." You're not "funning me" are you?
GrampsGrumps
almost 13 years ago
Back in my day that was called "joshing" or "pulling your leg" or "jerking your chain". You stupid kids today and your stupid words like "trolling"... /waves his cane around like a sword
[url=#user_comment_133498]@Guðmundur[/url]: Wiki says:
Forseti (Old Norse "the presiding one," actually "president" in Modern Icelandic and Faroese) is an Æsir god of justice and reconciliation in Norse mythology.
Lemme repeat:
god of justice and reconciliation.
'nuff said
Guðmundur
almost 13 years ago
Erm, why the name Forseti? That means President in Icelandic.
Ghost of Nappa
almost 13 years ago
On an unrelated note, remember that comic about Mann Co. Overwear?
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Texas_Half-Pants
GFroh
almost 13 years ago
I am rather confident, if we tried hard enough (and reddit) that Forseti would become a meme.
Ninj77
almost 13 years ago
Seriously, I can't believe Forseti isn't real. What the hell, it may become an internet meme!
Nohbdy
almost 13 years ago
Can this please be a real thing?
Fishbait
almost 13 years ago
It must be made up, but that gave me a good laugh. Hell, if he said it was built in to L4D1&2 then I would be convinced he just had insider knowledge.
Guybrush20X6
almost 13 years ago
Sometimes it's hard to tell where the trolling stops and the reality begins
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