[url=#user_comment_136346]@Mac[/url]: Block and punish.

It's all about not giving a fuck and going full retard. How do you predict a full retard?

You DON'T.

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Are you playing SF IV? Ok, unless you are facing demigods, just follow this simple steps: Select Ken->Jump+HK-> crouch+MP->HP Shoryuken. Or spam Hadoukens and Tatsumaki Senpukyaku-the Protecterugen!

I can fap to this.

Just go back to porn Jo.

Well, I used to play like this, because nobody would tell me how to haduken and I couldn't understand move maps.

Now I know special moves but little improvement has been made

TL;DR: It works, doesn't it?

[url=#user_comment_135527]@Jaybonaut[/url]: It's really not that surprising, when you think about it. It takes an enormous amount of effort and skill to get up to a level where you can even think about competing.

[url=#user_comment_135476]@Mouse[/url]: Have you ever noticed how most tentacle monsters lay eggs? They are females too!

Wow, so many people on here that can't play competitive fighting games. Seriously?

That's me in 2d fighters. I'm good at 3d fighters but can't play games like blazblue or melty blood for the life of me.

@Prophet of Doom:
It's not a skyrim mmo, it's a elder scrolls mmo. But it will indeed be incredibly shit. Tortanic 2.0.

panel 4 engie so cute

Me Playing Fighting Games In A Nutshell

PRAY YOU INSOLENT FOOLS! PRAY TO THE GODS OF GAMING!

A SKYRIM MMO HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED! THE END OF A GREAT FRANCHISE IS NIGH!!!!!

PRAY FOR IT MY CHILDREN! PRAY THAT BETHESDA SHALL DELIVER US FROM ZENIMAX'S DARKNESS!!!

REPENT!!

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*mad gurgling and gibbering*

Noobs! If he uses a jump kick, crouch-block, then follow up with a back or down charge move!

Works best in 3d fighting games where the commands are simpler and there are lots of moves.

Oh, she so Pringles, WHERE YO CURLY MUSTACHE AT

I have been here, I am Male, I button mash when someone gets me into a combo...

Sexist comic implies girls can't play fighters.
*demands compensation*

This is why fighting games need slow-mo for training. A bot randomly chaining like 6 attacks with half-second buildups teaches me nothing, it's just a flurry of animation! The genre is hard to break into beyond button-mashing.

What a coincidence, that's exactly how the inside of my head looks whenever I'm playing fighting games...

Press ALL THE BUTTONS!

This is EXACTLY what happens when I play fighting games.
P.S. I suck at fighting games.

This is why I don't play fighting games.

Best reaction when you get like this is to do the complete opposite and block.

All the buttons. All of them.

Well, at least they're not throw spammers.

Sometimes I'm pressing the buttons so fast that I feel like I'm mashing.

This is why blitz style games instead of slower games like Street Fighter or Tekken are frustrating. BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO PARRY.

Once you get fast enough, even button mashers can't keep up with your APM. Just look at a video of a good Melee player. (It'll have to be a video, since nobody plays it pro anymore)

This is how I feel when playing BlazBlue and Skullgirls.

And yet I still love them to death...

Dark Phoenix Rises! X-Factor!

Double the engies, double the fun!

[url=#user_comment_135351]@Scunner[/url]: God, I can't wait for Fighting Is Magic.

The difference between low level and high level play is that low level players mash every button, while high level players mash every button and hold down-back.

Funny how fighters is the only genre where beginners push all the buttons simultaneously.

This reminds me of one time when my brother was only using kicks in Tekken. I told him that he couldn't defeat me with just bear kicks....He beat me with just bear kicks.....

The Engies have been doubled!

If Street Fighter is moving too fast for her, I'd love to see her try and play Marvel.

Its all about operating with split second reactions.

ALL THE BUTTONS!