Just my though.

With GW2 and Borderlands season pass, I'll have no time for DIII.

But I'll leave it there, updating once in a while, just in case they do something nice.

so new Nerf Now comic?

I'd rather have them switch by crawling over each other :(

[url=#user_comment_167415]@Nerfnow[/url]: Releasedateception! Seriously though, I still think the game's as good as Borderlands 2. But Jo, you can play what you want. In fact, we got games for 3 niches in a short time, which is great. By the way, I'm sure you can tell but while I got hold of you, I like your comics.

Feh, BL2 drops in less than a month now. Just a hair over 3 weeks


I'm stoked 8D

pity that neverwinter didn't make it for this year.

@Twilight Sparkle: Somehow, I can't get excited by the released date of a release date.

[url=#user_comment_167153]@Deject[/url]: I wouldn't like TERA personally, I quit WoW because their quests where grindy, TERA would make me projectile vomit due to over-grind... Everything else about it I love, just their questing is too...bad

This comic is fun because yesterday I have the same talk with a friend of mine :D
Now, bak to GW2 ^^

[url=#user_comment_167153]@Deject[/url]: Woops Deject already said it. Either way, as soon as it's posted on the forum I'll come tell ya. Maybe someone else will do in in my place too, saving me the trouble ;p

[url=#user_comment_167147]@Nerfnow[/url]: The release date of the release date has been announced. They will announce the release date at PAX THIS FRIDAY and it is in september, before the 21st. I'd bet on the second or third week. They will announce it on the Runic Forums this thursday. I will come and post it here for you.

GW2, Borderland2 and the reboot for ff14 have been what i've been looking forward to

Been loving GW2 so far, and I am looking forwards to borderlands 2 ^^

And I think you sould lower the fanservice a few notches but we can't have a lot we what, can we?

i never cared about GW or borderlands... I might try D3 again, but i don't think i'll be playing it a lot.
GW ad borderlands aren't really a variable for me though...

HEY, LET'S PLAY BORDERLANDS 2 AND A MMO THAT'S OVERHYPED (but still better than most of the shit out there) INSTREAD OF PLANETSIDE 2.

[url=#user_comment_167153]@Deject[/url] "Too much time investment, not enough gain." Amen Brother.

haven't played d3 since about 2 weeks after the release. there's nothing interesting going on there.

I will admit though, that I will likely be playing Borderlands 2 during that time.

I also think TERA is better than Guild Wars 2, as it is more fun and demanding to play, but I'm not playing due to lack of interest in the grand scheme of MMO games. Too much time investment, not enough gain.

[url=#user_comment_167147]@Nerfnow[/url]: They are announcing the release date of Torchlight 2 at PAX Prime on the 31st of August. Technically speaking, I'm of the opinion it will be out in about 3 weeks, judging from the developer updates provided weekly.

The reason I choose Borderlands and Guild Wars is because they are gonna launch soon and are time consuming. Torchlight II have yet to give a release date better than "soon".

@Twilight Sparkle: I dunno, if this convinces him to stop commenting, I'll be fine with it. Besides, he tried doing the same thing to Shadow Scryer for stating his honest opinion (which The Everything,man asked for), so I doubt there's any real reason not to do it.

[url=#user_comment_167107]@Geary[/url]: Looks like it. Even so, this Everything Man business must stop.

[url=#user_comment_167107]@Geary[/url]:

As their DLC is only, relatively useless items (almost pay to cheat since you get powerful items for money).

Torchlight 2 is a good game, just as good as Borderlands and DSII. Adventure game fans got DSII, shooters fan got BL2, and ARPG fans got TL2 because DIII sucks. In my case, 3 good games.

I don't believe The Everything,man's last post was really him. There were only like, three grammatical errors and there wasn't any unnecessary punctuation.

[url=#user_comment_166688]@JunWasHere[/url]: I'd add to that the fact that unlike other companies, this one listen to it's customers, they talk with them, support them and make use of the feedback. Those who made Borderlands and Darksiders 2 don't do that and do DLC. They DLC is the less worst of the industry, though.

[url=#user_comment_166688]@JunWasHere[/url]: Same thing for Borderlands 2. It's also a cute sequel but nothing worth mentioning. Same for Darksiders 2. Truth is, they're all good games, but Torchlight 2 has the advantage of being ETHICAL. No pre-release DLC, no DLC at all in fact, low pricing for a game worth more...

@The Everything,man: Register a Google Account and login on nerfnow with it. Then when it asks for your name, just write The Everything,man and you will be the one and only The Everything,man.

Now, we must go save Equestria! Come on Spike!

People do care about Torchlight 2.

I can't believe this. Somene impersonating me. What have I done to deserve this? Stop! I am the true The Everything,man and every one who is impersonating me, just stop!

Wow, what is this discord amongst the comments? I think I know the culprit! Quick! I have to gather the Mane 6 and get to the Elements of Harmony! Equestria needs our help!

That story was kinda funny, but I'm a mare, not a stallion!

Hello everyone I'm so stupid I'm making fun of everyone I know on here and that just proofs I'm stupider than a Dinosaur and gonna fall over and break my back!!!!

What the who's doing this to me!?
leave me alone and go away, who ever is doing this to me stop it!

@Twilight Sparkle: Thank man!

'Engileena' Hey Every!
'Me'...
'Engileena' What's wrong, and why have you got a red mark on your face?
'Me'I kinda told Engie the truth by accident...
'Engileena' ... 'Smacks me'
'Later at Engie's'
'Engie' Here have this ice pack.
'Me' SHANK OO...

GODDAMN I AM SCHIZOPHRENIC. I AM BOTH RETARD AND SMART AT THE SAME TIME. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION PEOPLE

HEY HOW MADE ME CALL MY SELF A RETARD HOW EVER YOU ARE YOU ARE THE RETARD AND I'M A SMART GUY SO F..K YOU YOU PRICK!!!!

HELLO EVERYONE. I AM A HUGE RETARD.

@The Everything,man: Yes I would love to hear your story!

@Shadow Scryer: just saying, I like reading his comments more then the whiney comments telling him to stop.

@Shadow Scryer: HEY YOUR NO ONE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU ASS HEADED WANKER!!!
I'M TRYING TO MAKE A FRIEND OR FRIENDS HERE AND YOUR THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL GET THEIR PARENTS TO HATE THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!
AND YOUR THAT KIND OF PERSON!!!

'Me'Hey Engie, have you been to a Comic con before?
'Engie'No! and what's this wet stuff on Engileena's bed?
'Me'Uh...
'Engie'Don't tell me you and her...
'Me'Yes I F..ked Engileena,
'Engie'How did you...
'Me'First in her mouth,then her ass,then came alover her.
'Engie'...

@ The Everything,man
And with this comment, the number of times your name is mentioned on this page rises to 31. 31. You felt the need to carry on whinging, posting irrelevant crap and just being an arrogant, obnoxious, egotistical prick for 24 of those. You're either braindead or just a troll.

@The Everything,man
They spam up the comments section, do literally nothing but gratify your own ego, have nothing to do with anything, make your look like a complete idiot and... it's like perverted second-grade fanfiction. A lobotomised monkey with a spoon and a piece of bark could do better.

Man, it's always amusing to see people have such an opinion shift on D3 when they didn't actually change much.

One more number to go up with minimal play improvement = "OMG they fixed everything!"

''Me'' Never Have I've lost in a War of the Monsters fight!
''Engie'' Can I have a fight with you?
''Me'' Yeah! but your gonna lose!

'minute later''

''Me .... ''Give her the finger'' F..k you C..t!
''Engie''....

Well why do you guy's hate my stories?
Answer... ANWSWER!?

Well why do you guy's hate my stories?
Awnser

Lost English Vocabulary

[url=#user_comment_167018]@Skar[/url]: ... But why do you guy's hate my story's?? For god sake I got published in a book for one of mine and I've made millions from it! All I want to do is to make friend and tell little funny story's and all I get is guff, Why, why, WHY!? ''Start to cry and feeling alone in this world''

The Everything,man, PLEASE: you should give up writing your 'awesome' stories. They are terrible.

I am sure you'll find it a lot easier to make friends after that.

@Jesus Christ: Hey all I'm doing is asking a friend you Jack,ass
F,Y,I The real Jesus Christ hates you and so dose Nerf now!

Everything,man, quit posting your obnoxious bullshit you autistic fuck.

I don't see the relation between Ragnarok and PSO2.
Besides maybe skimpy outfits, anyway.

@Twilight Sparkle: I'm still waiting on your reply buddy!
Yes or No?

Did they fix the DRM? I guess I still won't be playing.

@Twilight Sparkle: Say you don't find some of the story's I make are bad, right?

If yes, I'll make a mini story for you!
If no, Well that's O,k...

[url=#user_comment_166891]@Geary[/url]: I NEED A GODDAMNED KITTY BAND

@Twilight Sparkle: Oh right if you think they are lesbians, that's O,k, I'll just stick to them as Bisexual Engie's and stick to there name's I call them!
Engie and Engileena, I that alright with you all?

@Twilight Sparkle: Oh dude I'm sorry but, I don't like My little Pony, I like Ultraman instead! sorry I've being a bummer to you Brony's out there...
I'm what you call a Ultra,fan!

The music and the environments, too. Towns were amazing.

But it needed better itemization.

[url=#user_comment_166891]@Geary[/url]: That part was actually bad. But the rest, the concept, the classes were amazing. It could have used more balance and refinement, but it had the bones of what a MMO should be.

If you like Ragnarok, you'll also like Phantasy Star Online 2. Just saying. *skittles*

Ragnarok Online: Because who needs 'fun' features when you can kill the same enemy fifty times just to gain one level?

Well 1.0.4 did it for me, sure changes still needs to be made but now d3 has finally left public beta and im back

Ragnarok Online

That was orgasmaticism at it's finest.

I remember when games where games and not second, third, or even first jobs. I think that was sometime before the advent of the theme park MMO.

Oh, we had hot lesbian ponysex after. You know, like Orange haired Engie and Red haired Engie have on panel 4.

Twilight, what about Trixie?

Sure we can be friends. After all, FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

[url=#user_comment_166853]@Geary[/url]: O,k I'm sorry, I know I was wrong but I'm willing to learn about these video games, As long as you and the other's are sorry to. Al I wanted was to tell you things that you have never heard before an tell little funny story's, not to cause a fight! so again I'm sorry, can we be friends?

@Mister Red: That wasn't a canon comic. That was an unofficial teaser for the Engineer update back in '10.

Derp.

The Everything,man, maybe you shouldn't be posting badly written smut when people are trying to talk about video games.

@Mister Red: Well they are to me, just like you guy's are!
I what to make friends with all of you, not enemy's so please, let's stop this augment and go or separate way's on how we think and feel O,K!?

Aaah, someone else started using Mister <color> schema for his name... took a while.

Engies are NOT humans!

Proof: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/320

@Mister Blue: You have been proven wrong on how your dealing with bub!

I have been proven right.

[url=#user_comment_166827]@Fact[/url]: Yeah but that's why I gave them names that sound more human than just something that make's them less like twins! Get in now MAN!!!!

Ignorant fools!

The orange-haired Engie was called Engie-tan

And the redhead was drawn later hence Engie-tan(1)

@Mister Blue: OH AND THOSE STORY'S ABOUT ME WITH ENGIE AND ENGILEENA!!!!! THERE JUST STORY'S NOT THE REAL THING YOU C..K SUCKING ASS F..KING BITCH!!!!!!!

@Mister Blue: I DO NOT DO ANYTHING ON WHAT YOU SAY AND FOR GOD SAKE I LOVE ENGIE AND ENGILEENA WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT YOU F..ED UP RETARD!!!!!!!!

@Mister Blue: HEY F..K YOU PAL IF I HAD A VIRUS I COULD CREATE I COULD KILL YOUR COMPUTER THE STUPID MOTHER F..KER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you redraw this?http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/714

Instead of Shepherd it will be Diablo

A barter economy simply works better for such games, it promotes social interactions and trading for items of equal value, or items of universal value that are consistent. Rather then ever inflating money without a cap.

A potion of D3's problems were fixed, but not the core ones. Frankly however the existence of the AH is one of those core problems that wont ever be fixed. A gold economy just does not work with a loot hound game, given how random item drops can be.

"I feel companies should focus in making the game fun instead of how to turn it into a 2nd money source."

Blizzard: "What is this... 'fun'... you speak of...?"

[url=#user_comment_166694]@Edd[/url] Probably because Borderlands fills a nitch with no competition to begin with.

That's just not fair. Nothing will be able to compete with Borderlands 2.

NOTHING!

@Mister Blue: No one cares about Torchlight 2, mate.

It was a cute sequel but really nothing worth mentioning.

Guild Wars 2 is so winning in the "make gamers happy" department. :)

lol, what a coincidence, I decided to give Diablo 3 a try again and today's strip is about giving D3 another try. Anyway, feels more balanced now, but still could use some changes. If you want to return to it, I'd recommend you wait 6-12 months, when hopefully it will be more balanced.

Creep, even.

Mental retardation is a legitimate condition. Being a dumbass and a sociopathic creed is not.

You are right about me being offensive to autistic people. I apologize. In retrospect I can safely claim that autistic people seem much more normal than him. Retarded people... I dunno about them.

I believe my correction comment is much more accurate to that man's current state of mind.

@Mister Blue: That is offensive to retarded and autistic people.

Correction. The Everything,man is a deranged individual. Know sexual deviant. he goes around and talks about his delusions of him living with Blu Engie and Red Engie, along with the delusional scale. On the internet retard scale, he scores CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER.

The Everything,man is retarded and autistic.

YOU'RE FORGETTING TORCHLIGHT 2 JO.

STOP FORGETTING TORCHLIGHT 2 JO.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY TORCHLIGHT 2 JO.

[url=#user_comment_166577]@Olejac[/url] Jo fixed the picture.

I don't see why people say they switched places. They are just looking over their shoulders. If they did switch places it would mean we were seeing them from the other side in frame 2 & 3, which would also mean that the couch back would be seen in front of them. It's not. Therefore, no place switch.

Games, I'm pretty sure Jo already knows about that. :P

Besides, FTP doesn't justify its horrible gameplay. >.>

Opps! wrong one that was the first one. Here's the correct one. Warning this game is not easy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3KxudoBhAU

[url=#user_comment_166549]@Geary[/url]: I don't know, internet comic sight maybe?

Check out this free-to-play game it even has a female engineer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3KxudoBhAU

More so, why the hell is The Everything,man being an obnoxious twat? :/

Why are people saying they switched sides? They just looked back at the wall behind them

Also Blizzard has become a company who decides whats fun in the game instead of releasing a game, and then seeing people explore the game - but nooo. I can understand major exploitation, but small stuff i idiotic.

''Me'' Yeah man! make way for my c..k!
''Engileena'' AAAAAGGGHHH EVERY PUT THAT AWAY!!!!
''Me'' Hey it's alright sweet,ass.
''Engileena'' Yeah but..
''I put my hand between her legs and she gets horny''
''Next day''
''Engileena'' Glad Engie wasn't here!
''Me'' Yeah or she'l kill me.

[url=#user_comment_166481]@Tridus[/url]: If they were not in game, they'd be on websites, like they were for D2. Yes, they're more accessible, and more "in your face," but there's no functionality that was not there before.

forgot to mention the BO5 between WE and mouz starts at 5PM pst 8 PM Est

For those interested Dota 2 Mouz vs WE for last tournament spot (MUFC captain lost passport at airport, cant reach in time), international starting tommorw officially cant wait!

The AH and RMAH are just stupid ideas that will constantly damage the game so long as they exist, and until Blizzard admits that they'll never really fix Diablo 3.

Nice to see some new stuff to play coming out though.

[url=#user_comment_166475]@Nintendan[/url]: Hey whats wrong pal!?

Stop reading my mind AAAAAAAAHHHH

''Engie'' Hey Every! what are you doing?
''Me'' Singing The eye can see.
''Engileena'' Why are you singing it so evil like?
''Me'' Cu's that's the way it goes babe!!
'Engie''... Well it sound's stupid!
''Engileena'' Sounds bad ass!
''Me'' (Smirk) THE EYE CAN SEE!!!
Dante is bad ass people!

Why did they change sides on the couch to look back?

Guy's her name is Engie, not Engi... STUPID STUPID STUPID ME!!!

I LOVE ENGIE AND ENGILEENA!!!!

Have anyone of you guy's got a Japanese PS2? cu's I have!
And I play one of the best game's in Japan!
No not Final fantasy, I mean Ultraman Fighting Evolution 3!

@pervert troll
I typed nerfnow on google search, and acording to its suggestions you aren't alone there.

games should be fun? not sure what you're smoking, but to developers it's been a long time since that's been one of their top priorities.

@pervert troll: To me these girls are bisexual, witch means you, I and all of the Troller's here can to the BING BANG BONG on both! ''Deadpool laughter'' So what do you say everyone and Nerf! wanna to the deed with these two chick? or are you all chinking?.. Bub!

>Waiting for Tuesday edition.

@pervert troll: You know Jo offers commissions right?

Can we have hot lesbian action with the two engies girls, humanized pinkie pie and The Lusty Argonian Maid ?

Thanks in advance, evil purple tentacle.

''Me'' Hey girls! have ether of you heard about the new Deadpool game coming out in 2013?

''Engileena'' No! what's the trailer like???

''Later at my place''

''Engi'' That was just to sick for me...

''Engileena'' I think I'm gonna hurl...

''Me'' That.. was.. AWESOME!!!

Yeah seems like they just randomly switched sides.

Mmm no one has claimed anything for once...interesting.

I think it switched camera angles

wow second, never seen such a clean comment page. I wish I had the monies to try any of those games :P

They switched sides?