@Aasad3ainJalout oh really? I like to think this game is a lot better than the mount & blade series ever was.

You should give Mount and Blade: Warband a try.

THE BEES NOT THE BEES

This game is SO much better than War of the Roses... You know you play on a pub noob server when there are lots of Vanguards and Archers.

If you are having this problem then you need to use shields and smoke bombs more often. If you don't have one, you have the other.

[url=#user_comment_237015]@water[/url]: oh wow 40 hours. amazing

I tried to get into "Chivalry" and i failed. Maybe another time...

this comic is ludicrous. i've barely ever seen any maa use pots, let alone be good enough to hit me with them. and torches are practically unthrowable. as for burning to death, not even once in over 40 hours of gameplay. oil however...

you mean with the inaccurate horses? or the fact that you cant implant your spears into the ground to kill a cavalry rush?

I'll stick to Mount and Blade: Warband for my medieval combat simulation.

No, you did.

Eh, someone else sockpuppeted under my name. I'm flattered.

[url=#user_comment_236794]@bodmans[/url]: Dude, every weekend I roll out with my wingman. We hit the club, locate a set. Then we move in, we DHV. Then, we throw a neg or two and keep building rapport until our target has reached buying temperature, then we KC, NC, bring 'em home, and FC. Works every single time, 100%.

I honestly dislike Chivalry and War of the Rose because they try to make a (sort of) realistic medieval warfare simulator of sorts.

Realistic melee fighting in these games just looks so damn awkward.

If I'm spectating these fights, it looks like these swordsmen are derping about like retards.

Are you people new to the internet? It's a troll. Stop feeding the troll.

@Pick Up Artist: where were girls mentoned on this page? and stop making up abbreviations.

if you dont like us, then go be a turd on another site

javelineer sucks ass, he feels way UP until you get hit by another javelin and then you call them OP

@Pick Up Artist Lol... Really, though, these people are knocking the game and have never played it. Plus, the author doesn't seem to have played enough of this game to actually figure out how to play well.

So much virgin in these comments

There's like 3,5 billion girls on the planet. Stop drooling like tards.

L2 FC.

@/v/ WotR? HAHA! Oh my god, you think that that game requires skill? SO DAMN EASY TO WIN

[url=#user_comment_236751]@Stravagante[/url] Really? You don't feel like that's a bad thing? FEEL FRICKIN' ASHAMED, IT IS FRIGGIN' AMAZING.

I wasn't even aware of this game's existence before now.. don't exactly feel like this is a bad thing though.

You can tell this person is new to the game - hasn't yet developed the strategies to easily avoid archers and MaA firepot spam. Lol. Or should try some 1v1 duel servers, or the duel mode, when it comes out with the first content update later this month.

@An Onymous: But the bees! THE BEES! How could you hate the BEES!

...No, you're right, that movie was terrible.

[url=#user_comment_236657]@RoderickBR[/url] Actually, it's more of a controller with a built-in monitor than a portable console; the game is streamed from your computer with an Nvidia card. You won't be leaving your house with it.

[url=#user_comment_236703]@Core[/url]: no the friendly-fire arrows are worse, especially since they throw off your block and let the enemy get credit for killing you

Nothing is worst than a friendly vanguard swinging his Bardiche like crazy and chopping your head off on a 2 on 1 situation ;-;

[url=#user_comment_236649]@Truthiness[/url]: noskiller spotted. go back to cod, scrub. WotR takes real skill, aiming, footwork and knowing the hitboxes. Chivalry is a casualfest.

Welcome to every COD game ever.

Man did I hate the Wicker Man movie. Thats all. No comment on this game whatsoever.

To be honest, there rarely was a time where two brave knights faced off in a duel during wars or battles... 2vs1 or 3vs1 were pretty normal, as it was more effective than 1 on 1.

Chivalry is a VERY good simulation of that reality. Also, it feels awesome to chop down 3 people at same time...

nVidia is making a portable console, that will run Steam titles. Soon you'll be able to be backstabed or set on fire on the go.

In unrelated news, I signed up for League of Legends, I blame your influence Jo, but also want to put in your summoner name for whatever referral gift you might get...are you willing to share that with the community?

Just like the real Middle Ages :D

Not the flames! NOT THE FLAMES!!!

It's still better than war of the roses. Not that that's difficult.

[url=#user_comment_236464]@ArcDzheem[/url]: Peons were not issued firepots as "standard" equipment either, so it becomes an accurate simulation of what happens when you give peasant farmer scrubs firepots as "standard' issue. Europe would be a cinder today.

I barely post, but I really dislike chivalry, almost so much that i hate it. suge a huge disapointment. that talk about being better thet aoc? bs, there's no change at all, not even in graphics. yep, roses is definetly better.

I kinda enjoy Chivalry, even if it does get annoying sometimes when you're on a streak of failure.

Though I have to say, the number one voice command I hear when playing is along the lines of, "We need to take down the archers!"

Enough with the chivalry comics, I'll stop reading if we dont get DotA 2 comics.

i just got chivalry, and have yet to start MP. basic training sucked, and now im supposed to fight arrows??

I find this hilarious because every single person that has played through Chivalry has stated that you should never use fire pots or archery because of how unreliable they are.

Funny.

[url=#user_comment_236455]@Gaylord[/url] Apparently, since we took that moniker for the same reason. I guess I'm not as original (or unique) as I'd thought. (Not that it took a whole lot of effort...)

Clearly the archers are just trying to make it rain in order to put out the flames, but with arrows instead of water. I mean it's rain, right? Rain puts out fire, right?

MEDIEVAL LOGIC!

Sounds like thats something that requires an external cooldown.

Just gotta learn how to fight in the shade, my friend.

Last pic was relevant to my interests. perhaps would need to check that one.

So this is pretty much that Age of Chivalry mod, except you have to buy it now?

Needs more Nick Cage punching out women to be a Wicker Man simulator.

[url=#user_comment_236452]@AckAckAck[/url]: Only knights trained for years. The most common soldier in medieval warfare was the armed peasant, which is basically just one leveled-up angry farmer. Conscription was the name of the game and career soldiers few and far between. Mercenaries were likely bandits in their spare time.

Btw, I just searched "Chivalry" on my favorite gaming site and, er...all I see are screenshots of headless corpses and burning bodies!

Jo, ol chap, didn't you know? Fire is the universal answer for everything!

Chivalry pretty much is the second panel, once you get good at it and find nonscrub servers. Honestly, once you get used to the combat system, it opens up all kinds of avenues to feel like a badass. Nothing quite like taking on four guys at once as a Man at Arms.

[url=#user_comment_236450]@Swagner[/url] My last name is Wagner, and I call myself Swagner, are you me?

I hope that where he just wrote "blowing things" he means "blowing things out of proportion". That could lead to some, erm, interesting connotations otherwise.

[url=#user_comment_236444]@Tue[/url]: I know lifespam is a misspelling. But it's actually pretty funny since gamers usually spawn so easily in games like these. So f*** off YOLO, here comes LIFESPAM!

Chivalry: The game that shows how idiots without medieval military training doing war.

Why do you think soldiers in the medieval era trained for years? because they need to be more organized and not running around like a headless chicken or shooting arrows at friendly.

Other pet peeves: bad net code (what you see isn't always what's happening), having to turn 180 degrees (back to opponent) to block a polearm at point blank range, and misleading xhairs in 3rd person.

Whats with the spelling? Lifespam, or is it just a new term being tested?

War of the Roses is infinitely better than this casualfest.
Fire pots are the noobtubes of Chivalry.

I don't really have that many issues with fire pots. The man at arms with them always whips it out and runs early with it.

I have infinitely more troubles with noob vanguards running in with a full swing to get one guy at the same time killing each other and me who was already fighting them!

@Cley Faye: Yep. Like console commands other than God Mode. [url=#user_comment_236436] @erthkwake[/url]: I'm sure faggot Pick Up Artist would like to TROLL your SEXY ASS, faggot.

@Pick Up Artist: you're saying I can give my stats an artificial boost by only getting some unprotected action with std infected hookers ?

The only person under this comment needs to troll harder.

Everyone above this comment is a virgin who needs to learn pick up in order to succeed because a man's worth is measured by his capacity to get laid, the number of women he has laid, and the amount of STDs he gathered.