Plop Vu Tower
Raze all Police Stations
Now you do
That Voodoo
that you do
SOO GOOOOOD!!!

Doucheburg is actually pretty cool name ... sounds similar to Duisburg.

How can someone be trolled in this game?

[url=#user_comment_261376]@Marads[/url] Anything that's not dota2 is good comic

Yeah, I always played with disasters turned off too. Y'know, you build up an epic city, save it, and THEN set the giant robot loose on it. More and more Sim City 5 or "Sim City" is sounding like a game I don't wanna play.

Yeah. I absolutely love having a tornado, zombie invasion, tornado back to back. That was fun. Also when an earthquake destroyed my industry crippling my budget (lost about $500k from repairs and possible sales).

Trying to keep a balanced budget is tough once the city goes up to high density.

when jo started making dota 2 comics the amount of fags here trippled

It's interesting that disasters aren't necessarily completely negative. The giant trash-eating lizard, for instance, will clear out your garbage dumps. Sure, he might break a few houses on the way in, but no more trash piles. Or the meteors have a chance to bring ore to your city.

"I always found the odd earthquake or alien invasion just too random since these are not common where I live, specially the alien invasions."

There's an XCOM joke in there somewhere

[url=#user_comment_261376]@Marads[/url] No, its because this joke is easily understandable even if you don't play simcity (like me).

Maybe natural disasters are not common in Brazil but the human element is. Enjoy everything costing 10x more because 90% of the money goes to some douche pocket

Alien invasions are uncommon in Jo's area because there's no ass to probe.

I approve of this strip so so much.

In other news - Jo, you should do a strip about Civitas! Apparently a group of fed-up devs want to show EA what a modern city builder free of corporate fuckduggery looks like.

http://kotaku.com/5989441/they-want-250000-to-make-a-drm+free-clone-of-simcity

[url=#user_comment_261332]@Growl[/url]: Good one!

americans are used to alien invasions

@T.chicken: Pretty much. No police station = crime starts to pop up. a

[url=#user_comment_261376]@Marads[/url]: No. The SimCity debacle is just THAT BAD.

I thought that Minecraft, Terarria and similar games did Griefers, not CoD

I was expecting people arguing over the fact that isn't about tf2.

Did the community get better latelly?

That's a nice city you got there. It would be a shame if something happens to it....ssssss

Well I don't play Simcity, but Doucheburg would definitely be my city's name

[url=#user_comment_261363]@0_0[/url]: ...one of many.

A dirty trick I read about: Make lots of power plant/nuclear plants. Starts seeling energy. Turn off power plants. Watch neighbor cities shutting down.

This is the reason why simcity sucks...

Well there's your problem. The horse shoe is upside down.
All the luck drained out of it.

[url=#user_comment_261332]@Growl[/url]: Ok, this is one awesome idea. :)

third stirp about Simcity, I guess Jo bought this game no matter what.
And now he whines about it.

wtf...

About disaster

We build simcity, we build simcity on rock and roll.
-Starship.

Sim City 4 is still the best. The only automatic disaster was fire, and that was fair.

I would have gone for "Los Engieles" myself.

Well it could be worse, like "visiting" and leaving a desaster XD But yeah, I'd go with private regions to avoid ghost towns and trolls.

what, trolling? in a multi-player game from EA? I'm just waiting for all the penis shaped city layouts to start popping up on the internet.

[url=#user_comment_261302]@Zera[/url] I'm pretty sure you can, if the winds are blowing in a certain direction (I.E your city) Atleast I think you can; I know for certain that it can happen in your specific city..

@T.chicken: Looking at the picture i think you can troll with pollution too

I'd buy the game just to troll people xD
Loads of fun. Maybe then so many would rage they would understand Sim City was never meant to jump the "multiplayer" bandwagon.

"THAT can happen," Jo.

"THAT can happen," Jo.

"THAT can happen," Jo.

Nah, I also play with them off since SC2000. Then when I've had enough, I invite them all.

You can turn them off if you play in Sandbox mode.

Well... Time to demolish and start over somewhere more private :I

So you can troll your neighbor by sending the hood boyz to other cities.

Disasters too disastrous D: