I water my coffee down until it looks like tea, then add 4-5 sugars.
*readies flame shield*

Back when I could still eat sugar, 1 spoon of for my coffee.
Today I'm used to no sugar (and sweetener is awful), but why people today despise putting sugar on coffee?

/2 I WILL harshly judge you for it.

Which, unfortunately for hipsters like Morgan and their persecution fetishes, is exactly what they want. Sigh.

@Albert Johfur

I agree, but mostly because the hill I will die on today is that you should ONLY drink something if you enjoy the taste or whatever benefits it provides you. If you drink an widely "unpopular" drink not because you particularly like it, but because you're "not a sheep/NPC", /1

burn the sugary witch

@Chris Sizemore This is mostly a Brazilian problem. In Brazil they use the same word for sour limes and lemons because until relatively recently actual lemons were pretty rare in supermarkets with most people only knowing it from foreigner media.

The only one that offends me is adding lemon to Coke and calling it lime. I know what limes look like, and that ain't it. Just admit to liking what you like, don't call it something more acceptable and pretend it is what you said.

I was liking the noose.

honestly, Morgan deserves it. Not for how she drinks coffe, I couldn't care less about that, but because she's usually the killjoy snob and fun police.
Turnabout is fair play, Morgan.

Whaaa :O I prefer my coffee black and unsweet but I would never judge anyone for making theirs taste better ;_; putting milk in tea seems weirder but whatever works!

If I feel sleepy enough I will drink the black shit with caffeine in it, but I need to add milk and double sugar in order to make it barely tolerable.

Alternatively, with milk and condensed milk. In the Canary Islands it's called "leche y leche" and it's pretty popular.

I don't understand how people like mixing that weird white water with hot leaf juice

♪ You put the lime in the Coke, you nut, and drink them both together / Put the lime in the Coke, you nut, "Now lemme get this straight" ♪

I drink a medium roast super thin (about a tenth of the recommended grounds to make a pot), which makes it taste less bitter (so that I don't need sugar), and I can drink it throughout the day without overloading on caffeine. I don't need it to stay awake, but I really like drinking warm liquids.

When I drink coffee I intentionally get it so it tastes like absolute ass. E.g. instant coffee, from a workplace vending machine, that has been left to go cold. Because I only drink coffee when I desperately need to stay awake, and coffee like that wakes you up from both the caffeine and the taste.

If she does get strung up it wouldn't be because of the sugar, but because it's instant lol

Reading this while having my instant coffee with two spoons of sugar and about a quarter of the 250 ml cup with milk.

Better honestly than the coffee we have in the office, even though it is one of those machines that freshly grinds the beans. Sadly, the beans are chosen more or less at random...

My Dad use to make Army coffee, one pot of water to one can of grounds. Mom used to add hot chocolate mix, creamer and sugar to make it palatable.
I'd rather take tea with a spoon of honey then coffee.

I drink my instant with some milk instead :3

As far I’m aware lime is the green round thing Brazilians usually think when they say “limão” while lemon is the yellow with pointy ends one. So the fruit Brazilians usually call “lemon” is not really a lemon.

You know, this is mostly US-centric. But you are probably safer drawing her tied to a stake (for burning as a witch), than with with a rope on her. Stake goes better with the "torches and pitchforks" feeling anyway.